Sex

When's the last time you had sex?

>a few hours ago

never

In my dreams

a brownie on a burger?

9 years ago, when I got raped by my uncle

like 4 days ago. shes a nurse so she works evenings, and i work 9-5. shes off tomorrow though so shes coming by when i'm done work. pretty stoked. shes got a great ass and a little waist

oh, is it brag o' clock already ?

December 4th

I was drunk

She’s also claiming to be pregnant.

It kinda scared me

Like two weeks ago.
Honestly I can have sex with my fiance whenever I want, I just have low libido and prefer to just crank one quickly than bother with the whole drawn out sex thing.
Got low T, so maybe TRT will change that

November 29, 2017

shes okay with you only fucking her once every 2 weeks and you're about to get married? you sure she aint gettin D on the side hombre?
try experimenting with her a bit. tie her hands behind her back or give her a blindfold and get her to suck your dick, etc.

6 years ago

What makes it so worth chasing pussy, Id rather occasionally jerk off unless I find a girl who interests me beyond the basics

2/14/18

Was with highschool crush for 5 years, fucking like rabbits for 3 of it. End of the relationship pretty much killed my drive to try, to the point where I'd struggle to get hard when I need to from the porn and fapping. Been broken up with her for like 5 months now, I'm taking zinc and there's a new girl and I'm forcing my dick to start working again. Sex is weird.

Never. I was a C Section birth

about a year ago. kinda sucks, but i aint spending any time on it

October 2012. High school sweetheart that turned psycho. Decided to improve myself instead of sitting around like I was with her. Since I don't have a career type job yet, I'm not actively seeing a relationship.

Mid February with some chink who's cunt smelled disgusting. First time I ever went soft inside a vagene, the smell was absolutely awful and i wasn't wearing a rubber so i just left after like 2 mins of penetrating and spent the next 4 days generally being disgusted with myself

Nah, she's not getting any on the side.
She was a kissless virgin when she met me, and I know I can trust her to be unwaveringly loyal.
She does wish I'd give her the dick more though.
We used to have sex more when I was an alcoholic because being drunk made me horny, but I only drink once a week now (actually I don't drink at all because I'm on a keto diet).

What the fuck are you me? I just got out of a 5 year a few months ago and started sleeping with this girl. Its nothing like before and getting hard is a chore despite the fact that im attracted to her. I think my ex stole my test or something

Going to get a whore the following week. What should I expect apart from AIDS?

Five months ago. Muh anxiety.

sounds like fun

A year ago. I've had the chance since but passed it up.

If a girl wants you to fuck her and you don't fuck her she will get very mad at you. If you are me in my situations and local area.

About 11 months ago. Although I'm about to get laid tomorrow thankfully.

yesterday, but my GF is on a 2 week trip to visit her grandma ... fml

Well if we are the same person, the girl we were with for 5 years gradually started caring less and less about herself until she was a slob just laying around and expecting dick with zero input. It really made me just not want to have sex at all and I'll forever hate her for it

Few months now.

Where do you meet those? J-j-just asking for a friend....

15 years ago

A month or two ago I had a dream that I was talking to a girl, then she rejected me. I thought it was funny, even my dreams wouldnt give me success. Laugh every time I think of it.

Last August, but it doesn't count since it was a hooker.

Before that, last last August, I think.

Spoiler: they're both fat, ugly and only marrying so not to be alone.

my girlfriend of 7 years has always had a really shitty sexdrive and we had a million talks about it. She started way too soon (13) with one of her exes and they were all utter shit in bed.
Self reportedly didnt have an orgasm until we got together at 19.

thanks to that she is basically boring and ruined in bed :( I've been on the brink of dumping her for this so many times, even though we are complete soulmates on almost every other subject.

Never

sunday morning.

Maybe you need to give her a good work over? I'm taking set apart an entire day and just do shit for her, make it all fancy with music and candles and the whole deal. Eat her out for actual hours, let her call the shots, etc? Give her a reason to care about it

That sounds pathetic.

Jerked it this morning same thing

>Tfw I had sex last weekend with an asian girl(male)

Cuck

4 years ago

august/2017
>with an eastern european prostitute

Virgin

Sometime November 2014. I was banging this girl that I worked with for about 3 months, when she confessed to me one night that she broke up with her ex boyfriend by cheating on him that was a big red flag for me.

It didnt help that I was slightly jealous that she was promoted at work while my application was basically rejected. Overall, she just wasnt very attractive either.

Been free from grills since then, and never bothered looking back. Hell, since Im not a virgin, it really hasnt bothered me since I've got plenty other things to keep me preoccupied. Better than dealing with roasties.

damn, you got me beat.....trying not to end up like that.

Literally do the opposite of this. My ex tried this and it was a failure, you need passion not pussy doormat begging behavior, that would make any woman bone dry.

t. femanon

So does your girlfriend not wanting to fuck you

Can you have sex with a shirt on? I got acne scars all over my upper body. Look like a diseased lizard.

2 months

Doubt I will bang a girl for another 6 months or so.

In addition to my previous comment, women can smell right through bullshit. If youre being romantic just to get the pussy it wont mean shit to her. TAKE the pussy, and be romantic just because you love her. Sounds like you and her both have entitlement issues and take each other for granted.

last night around 11pm EST

Be confident enough to not give a fuck and sex with your shirt off or fuck in the dark. Women are more mentally turned on than men, who are more visually stimulated. Act sexy and she probably wont give two shits about your acne scars.

Earlier today, was a virgin before.
Got her off 3 times but didn't get off once because stupid jew pills killed all sensitivity in my penis. We probably fucked for over an hour but I still couldn't even get close to finishing.

I came in her, too

I MISS RICH

rawdog, no condom

Last week. It didnt feel like anything when I came. As a matter of fact, when it actually does feel good to come its usually really underwhelming. I cant count my actual big orgasms on one hand and im 30. What is this that plagues me??

trust me, been there, done that. It is just mental issues with her. She hates talking about sex and sometimes it gets better for a week.

The main problem is that her own sex drive is non existant. She basically never gets horny. To this day i believe that she hasn't masturbate in her entire life. In 25 fucking years. Part of that was groing up with 4 siblings an no privacy sure, but I'm the one paying for it in the end.

Foreplay will just get her bored and she actually gets mad at me when i finish her off before me and the sex drags out for more than 20minutes.

I am confident that i am a good lover. Ive got a decent dick at 7,5" and my tongue and finger game is pretty rad. Still fighting a losing battle :(

I give a fuck that others will give a fuck and go "uhm gross sweetie I'm leaving".

This advice kinda pisses me off as a dude.

All this talk by women (yes I'm generalizing) of asking permission, and equal treatment, and this and that, but apparently, at the end of the day, all women want is to convince them heavily into having sex, apparently with no emotions of their own involved.

Saturday morning, which is fucking depressing.

Yes but you're a step away from bringing in a third person to satisfy her while you maybe get a bj. You're being a desperate beta with your pathetic move of lighting candles to jazz music while you suck her clit for hours.

Damn bro, maybe you should pretend to be a burglar and just rape the shit out of her?

Last night

last night.

Veeky Forums has to have the most sex out of all the boards right?

January, but I'm seeing my girlfriend in 4 days

NYE, it wasn't very good. Shame she lives hours away, she seemed nice

2 years ago

March 2017
Mexican hooker. Cost me $35 USD

Last night
>tfw gf

This January, it was with this fat girl I met while traveling and it was just awful. Before that my last lay was in May.

I think the last time i've been in a vagina was 30 years ago, when I was born

I haven't and I didn't really think about that for multiple reasons until I turned 22 then my brain went into freakout mode. Now I'm almost 24 and still in the same boat.

it's definitely been sooner than January since her last time.

Is it even fully possible penetrate fat chicks? If not do fat chicks know it isn't?

This is why I chose to give my boyfriend "indefinite consent" because I love it when he just picks me up, sets me on the kitchen counter and rips my panties off. He still treats me wonderfully emotionally, he just doesnt use that to manipulate sex out of me because he knows he can have it when he wants it. Just sharing what works for us. Dont let resentment build, and if you chose to be with a woman who doesnt really enjoy sex, you either leave her or figure out why shes not turned on by you and fix it.

It is, you just need to work with what you have. If you ain't packing, just find a position in which you can get a good insertion, missionary is a good example. If you have a small dick and get it on with a fat/big assed girl, then avoid doggy at all costs unless you want her to awkwardly laugh as you struggle to put it in.

spbp

I'll probably end up with some shy chick who knows even less about sex than me.

I don't command an authoritative presence like I presume your boyfriend does.

That's not to say I can't be commanding or show authority, I just have to be comfortable with the person, which takes me a while, which is not how dating works.

I'm fucked.

2 weeks ago with a fwb but honestly shes ugly so im going to stick to fapping until i get a gf

I'm 28 and went into dignified resignation like 3 years ago

a few years ago, and it was a hooker

Last April.

I don't know why I didn't just keep fucking her on the regular. I think it was her potato shaped head and the thinking that I could do better in the long run.

>sleeping with the light on and a hot drink near by

Fucking dumb cat.

Why doesn't she just stop being fat?

Friday then gf started period Saturday so I'm stuck waiting out the week

January 26th

yeesh that's hard desu

You do know period sex feels better than normal sex right?

not true

>Asian girl
>(Male)
Wut

Just for her, and that's a myth. Dude has to deal with the crime scene after-math. No thanks.

4 years ago. Im 25 now. And i havent dated since i was 19, and havent tried to bring anyone home since i was 21. It just doesnt feel right. Maybe something is wrong with me? I have plenty of friends and productive hobbies. I haven't thought too much about it. Except for today, right now because it was my birthday recently. Maybe ive been wasting time, maybe i blew it and now all the good ones are taken. Im worried i dont have the skills now. Im not even in very good shape. Im only thin and slightly muscly because i have a labor job. I just thought working on myself was a better idea and maybe it would help me to navigate to the right person and that would be it. ???

September last year with a fat asian chick from tinder. She let me nut in her ass raw but that was the only time i had sex in the last 3 years.
When it was happening I thought “this kinda sucks she looked better in the pictures” and now i fap to the memory frequently.

Does fucking my own hand count?

>hook up with thicc girl
>she tries to twerk on my dick in cowgirl position like they do in porn
>dick falls out like 3 times and I tell her just to go back to missionary

over a year ago at this point

Kek, and women say that most men think that he is entitled to sex, fucking hypocrites.

What's the length of your penis?