27, never worked out before

>27, never worked out before
>5'3 tall, 121 lbs (55 kg)
>3'9'' benis
>balding
Give me your diagnosis Veeky Forums, what should I do? What chances do I have? What is the best course of action here?

who cares what chance you have? dont do it and you have zero. do it and any chance is better than none.

this, worst case scenario you become healthier

Grow out your remaining hair and tie a man bun to cover the patch

you know the answer is become a disciple of blaha

upload a pic of ur hair faggot. I was balding by 19 and accepted it. Your smaller so youll pack on muscle easy. Sorry bout the dick theres no fixing that.

>Sorry bout the dick theres no fixing that.

jelqing

The trifecta of answers has been solved. Now OP you just gotta pull yourself out of the hole your in and get to work.

>what should I do?
Stop larping

> 3 foot 9 inch penis

dude what the fuck

>Penis 70% of bodysize

Shiet are you serious?

add brainlet to that list

worst advice ever
shave the hair bro

>What is the best course of action here?
My son, you must read the sticky.

become a trap

Bra we all going to make it, u just got to take them flue shots and cell tec

Pornstar material

>18
>dyel, ottermode
>5'9, 145lbs
>vegeta hairline
Just fuck my shit up

suicide my friend

loved ur last video blowing PJW out of the water
enjoy your soy user

Jesus, talk about shit genetics. if you're an indian or a nigger on top of everything else, then unironically just fucking end yourself. There's nothing but pain for you in the future. you are literally THE bottom of the barrel. Less than the shrooms growing on my 3 month old unwashed underpants/cumrag.

>tfw only bad physical feature is being 5'7
I never knew it could be that much worse. Godspeed OP, which ever route you take, be it the ironpill or suicide. You WILL make it

pls don't reproduce

'9'' benis

Literal 1/10 based on stats. You can probably get alot better if you take every Veeky Forums pill there is though

Work out, get an education. Find some 5'2" white girl who will take your dick.
Be a good father and next generation will be much better.

you could become a power bottom

Buzz head down to 1 or 2 guard, cut until skinny, then eat big, get big. Best case scenario qt3.14 finds a buff bald autistic manlet attractive and you make it.worst case you're a lonely but healthy buff autistic manlet. Better than you are now.

>balding
shave your head and accept your fate. The sooner you do the better your life will get.

>5'3
Move to a dense city, more people means more short dudes around your height so you don't stand out. Plus plenty of girls around 5'0 who have no problems dating a dude atleast 3 inches taller.

Small frame means easier to pack on muscle. Squats, Deadlifts and Bench should all come easy to you. Look at Jeff Nippard, Franco Columbo, Danny Padilla all around 160 - 180 and look jacked af.

> 3.9in peen
Yea thats tough get good with your hands, tongue and work on eating puss while stretching her out with your hands.

Jelqing fucks the nerves in your dick up so don't do it unless you want a 5inch dick that cant feel shit.

Become rich so you don't have to worry about the rest.

Hair pics pls

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off yourself if you're such a pussy

Leave humanity behind brah.
There's noone to judge you when you left them behind.