Girl at work says im good looking

>girl at work says im good looking
>ask her out
>she says no
>have to see her everyday
>have to think about her with other guys

wat do

go out and meet other girls

and don't shit where you eat in future

Get a new job

>have to think about her
no you don't you fucking faggot stop being a bitch and move on

Who gives a shit what she thinks. Just continue on working as usual.

>don't shit where you eat in future
>don't shit where you eat in future
>don't shit where you eat in future
>don't shit where you eat in future
Cannot be stressed enough

These, you omega fuck.

Never ask out work colleagues unless youre absolutely certain.

Makes things super awkward.

Ok more strictly speaking, it's for a colleague you work with on a day to day basis.

If they're from a different department you see like once or twice a week then go for it. But use your judgement.

Lmao if you dont shit everywhere
Fuck these hoes, stop giving any fucks, hoes are everywhere

>Keep being social with her
>Fuck other hoes
>She'll want later because of pre-selection

Then you'll chose wheter you want her or reject her.

Act like it never happened in every interaction you have. Eventually it will feel like it really didnt happen and you can move on with your life.

keep lifting until someone loves you

>tfw can't stop being a beta orbiter for this girl with a bf

She has heaps of orbiters, too. She's so attractive and outgoing. It's hard to go for other women, because I just compare them to this one person.

Thankfully I no longer work with her though, so I should slowly forget her. That said, I keep doing stupid shit like texting her.

>wat do

Tell her you've been talking to her on tinder with your fake profile so technically she has agreed to sucking your dick.

If she asks what name you used then you're in.

>work with legit 9+/10 petite stacey
>find out from mutual trusted co-worker that she had a sex dream about me and cant stop thinking about fucking me
>catch her mirin' ever since
>ask her if she wants to grab a drink sometime, she says "oh yeah we should invite ______ too"

Guess i'll just fap

>girl at work says im good looking
>ask her out

She thinks you're going to rape her. So she wants someone else there.
guess you'll just have to rape and kill the both of em, don't be a beta

here's what you should've done
>invite x other female
>follow through and go for the drinks
>focus on the other girl in front of your cute stacey
>pretend to like other girl and say we should do it again some time
>stacey will be so jealous she'll try ask you out before you can fuck her friend

props for taking a chance man! move on, its a numbers game.

Next time you invite her, make it clear you just want it to be the two of you.

Kidnap her. Chain her up in your basement. Use her as personal fuck toy. Keep her alive until you're bored. Start over again with her replacement at work.

Stay away from gym thots OP

Best advice out of the three right here. Though I like number 1 for chortles.

This Also consider the following: Dating is a lot like getting a million dollars after you shit your pants 100 times. You just have to deal with your shitty pants and suck it up, and eventually you'll get the big cash prize.
If you refuse to shit your pants, you'll die alone. True story.

>wat do

Quit being a faggot. There’s 3.5 billion more of them out there

“Heh just kidding.”

Worked like a charm in middle school.

>not planting lots of seeds
You fucked up OP. Pick your main girl that you put on a pedestal, but keep hitting on other women. It'll make you more successful with the other woman because you won't be nervous because they aren't your oneitis.

>dont shit where you eat
What of she gives you signs? You just feel obliged to do something

>you should shit where you eat because it'll feel good lol