Wow user you sure did get fit but chads penis is alot bigger than yours

If somebody actually said this the only possible thing that you can say is alright. Just make them awkward about the dumb bullshit they say. It shuts people down fast.

WEW
the puff on that vulva

Her tits are too big, not a nice look IMO.
SMall like really small chest is best, all you big boob fags are making small boob girls get fake big ones fuck off

>she knows my dick size
So I already fucked her. Why would I give a shit about the rest.

YOU'RE GETTING KEKED SENPAI

Yeah just let me finish real quick on your tits and you can suck him off.

who is girl?

You keep telling yourself all that. I'm also of the opinion that a great ass makes up for any amount of tit but don't pretend you wouldn't love to watch these bounce under you.

Exactly, once you’ve already fucked s chick any criticism she had against you is irrelevant.

If you fuck a girl once it’s easy to do it again, unless you’re a one pump chump or a clingy werido after sex.

Imagine being so gay that you get mad at people who like big tits.

>nothin personel, sugartits

I’m actually curious, is there actually a book/encyclopedia with all the best anime asses and titties uncensored? I’d have that shit overnight shipped in a heartbeat.

>dick size doesn’t matter.

Meanwhile my FWB literally has me in her phone as “Gold”, because she says my cock was like finding gold. Pretty much every girl who has slept with me has wanted to keep things going strictly because they love how big my cock is. I’m not good looking, cool, or wealthy.

Size might not be important for them to be able to enjoy having sex with you, but girls unironically will get obsessed with a big dick if they see one

While i prefer small-midsize tits, she doesn't look like the type who would blimp out at 28 years old so i'm totally into it.

I mean yeah, having a big dick helps but it’s not the end all be all of sex or a relationship.

I have a 7 incher with 6 inches of girth on on my best days, that’s not considered big to most girls. I make up for it by being good at eating pussy and fingering, and all sorts of kinky shit. I got like 3 fuck buddies right now, I would have 4 but her boyfriend got her pregnant so I have to wait until August to fuck her again.

Anyway yeah, I’m also good looking even though I’m 5’8, have my own business and I’m educated and fit. My dick size definitely isnt one of my bragging points, but you should am to improve in all areas. You’d probably be a god if you improved yourself instead of your dick being your only good quality.

Based

>hang out with girl last night that i thought was really cute for a while
>she ends up giving me head but nothing else, later that ask my friend why
>"she likes you and was scared youd think shes a ho"
>this morning, wake up
>delirious and tired still
>snapchat her
>snapchat her again 30min later
none opened yet, but just now that Im fully awake I realized I probably seem clingy af. how do I reverse this lads

Size matter if you're fucking worned our hoes that otherwise wouldn't feel anything

Just stop hitting her up and fuck some other girl. Don’t ever be clingy like that, girls hate that shit.

>vulva
user, I...

>I'm ugly but banged a 9/10 who has tons of fuck buddies but she said mine was the biggest so we still fuck
What exactly are you trying to larp as? A guy who just pulls out his "massive" dick and girls immediately want to fuck him and become his sex slave?
Or are you larping as someone who is fucking uggos who think dick size is more important than looks because they can't get actual chads?

but I like this girl

Probably the second one, user the type of nigga to fuck anything because he clearly doesn’t even have standards for himself.

>Pretty much every girl who has slept with me has wanted to keep things going strictly because they love how big my cock is. I’m not good looking, cool, or wealthy.

Improve yourself boy, these infected whores are using your dumbass, pussy isn’t the only thing that matters, get your life together and fuck bitches with standards.

oh shit lOL what a FAGGOT

Doesn’t matter, you’ll like the next too.

> drive in front of her, roll down my window and do a pussy licking hand gesture
>put my car in drive
>she honks at me again
>put my car in reverse, exit my veichor and walk towards her car flicking her off
>she drives off
>no apologies given

You forgot to flex a ‘cep

damn so you think its over for me?

No, just don’t dwell on it. These things aren’t black and white, if she sucked your dick she clearly likes you.

But move on for the time being, she will come back eventually.

>Have fun with Chad then

Is the only acceptable response. A woman comparing you to another man is nuclear. A woman comparing your penis to another man's in an unfavorable way is nuclear. Walk out, don't look back, and thank God for revealing her true character to you.

youre right
thank you user, I appreciate your insight

I know

He said my ass is a lot tighter than yours and I agree

This is the right answer.

HOLY
FUCKING
BASED

Someone needs to add boldenone to that list
It's not a herb but my dick is like an iron bar wrapped in thickly knotted rope

>bragging about being seen as the ugly growth around a big cock
>being happy about being a literal sex toy

No problem if you ever need more advice just post in another one of these troll threads I’m always here.

We all gonna make it bro.

>tfw had a girl with a huge thicc booty and small waist and my small dick couldn’t even get it in and had to just cuddle all night

Why do I even live?

>I have a 7 incher with 6 inches of girth on on my best days, that’s not considered big to most girls.

Well yeah, not compared to 10 inch porn stars but it's in the 95th percentile at the very least. 6 inches girth is pretty massive not to dote over your dick or anything but it's bigger than most women will ever experience in their whole lives.

>neat. how much do i owe you for the sex?

I took pure tongkat ali at high dose for 3 months. My friend owned a farm in Indonesia that produces it.

The only thing that happened was that my balls grew quite big and hard like they were swollen and they became way more sensitive (since they were bigger I would accidentally sit on them and that would hurt. Also if a girl sucked my nuts it felt so good). The other thing that happened was that I became very irritable and interested in sex but not in a high libido way, also I got very bad backne.

I didn't get any changes in erection

>tfw the one girl I was with told me I was bigger than everyone else she was with and kept wanting more and more dick pics
Was /fat/ then too and gained almoast an inch from dropping weight. The problem is getting a girl to want to see my dick. :)))

That’s actually kinda cute, she could have just got up and left but she obviously enjoyed your company.

>tfw look at dildos
>see one that is 16.5cm and a little thicker than mine
>see reviews
>"Little small"
>"Too thin"
>"It's a small one but for anal it's good"

Felt crushed and quickly closed the browser to rethink my life. Having a pencil dick in this day and age is soul crushing man Jesus Christ.

Lol you’re retarded, also why are you looking up dildos fag

Protip: most sex toy reviewers are gay men
Me and my ex gf used to be reviewers and most of the other reviewers were gay men, no matter what their usernames were

Rip in peace if you're gay I guess

>10 inch pornstars
Time to get redpilled son. By Tumblr.

pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/

All these herbs can be bought entirely at places like Walmart and Wal Greens, By themselves they are rather inexpensive never costing more than 20$ per bottle.

These herbs are designed to increase DHT levels, testosterone and improve blood flow without raising blood pressure. If you are on blood pressure lowering medications or cholesterol lowering drugs you should consult your doctor before taking these herbs in conjunction with medications.

The five G's for big erections are:

Gingko biloba standardised 50:1 dose 120 to 240 mg per day.
Green tea capsules dosage between 250 and 600mg per day.
Ginger caps dosage between 500 and 1000 mg per day.
Odourless garlic pills 5-10-mg equivalent to 500mg of garlic clove . Two gel caps per day.
Ginseng any kind will do. The oriental variety can raise blood pressure in low dosages but American ginseng will not raise blood pressure so im recommending American Ginseng for those who have hypertension. Dosage between 100 and 200mg per day.

>need a tumblr account to see this
Go back to tumblr.

>not realising the whole dick size thing is just a huge shit test

Women have qualifiers as to maintain standards due to a biological imperative with regards to what male potential partners can provide, male provision being the most important aspect of mate consideration in primates. This has today evolved to bring a list of qualifiers in female dating: height, income, dick length, etc. As someone with 8x5.5, let me tell you that only probably 1/4, if that, girls *actually care* that it's that big. They like it but they're not really that bothered by it. You're only gonna lose out if a) you have a significantly smaller than average penis, probably 4x4 or under, b) you fall for the qualifiers, shit tests, etc. You can have every advantage in the book- be a 6'5'' 8x6 CEO and if you let women have the power with regards to qualifiers/shit tests, and try to impress them, you'll still probably lose out to a guy who can bypass these qualifiers even if he's got a 5x5''. Why things like looks, size, wealth etc matter is because it helps you to dismiss the effort of women to get you to jump through hoops for them, because you're aware of your value. Guys who consider themselves inferior often are overzealous in pursuit due to desperation/being bluepilled, hence why they fall prey to these basic biological filtration methods and get scrubbed out of the picture.

DON'T LISTEN TO THE IDIOTS IN THIS THREAD!!!

IGNORE

don't be too clingy but keep seeing the girl and don't be a man-slut. be to her what you want her to be to you. but be a man not a soyboy

>I have a 7 incher with 6 inches of girth on on my best days, that’s not considered big to most girls
same, which is absurd
>7.75x6
>most girls say it hurts
>most sexually interesting/hungry girls seem bored by it
>usually just lay there while they ride it and cum
>haven't gotten a complete bj since Obama was president
>grower, not a shower
>like 3.5" flaccid and it sticks out straight like a nipple when its cold
misery

You're both shit at fucking if they just lay there uninterested.

It has absolutely nothing to do with the size of your dick.

A soyboy would put all his eggs in a clearly fucked up basket. If he moves on for the time being he has the potential to meet a better chick who won’t ghost him after one blowjob. He’s clearly suffering from oneitus

5.5 girth is why you've never had compliments. 7.5x6.5 here, I've never had a girl NOT say it's huge and get scared by it

It's just boring. I'm not doing it for the purpose of recreation and I can beat off if I want the dopamine hit.

i've had a ton of compliments lmao. I meant they don't really care after they know you have it. but no shit 6.5 girth is like 0.001%ile i'm not surprised if a lot of girls just aren't into that. Would be fun to fuck up some sluts though

Who even says "penis" anymore

You know this is supposed to be a troll bread, right?

>autism

>average penis size in every way
>no one has ever said its big, nor small.

my serious relationships have always loved it, 3 of them have said it's perfect because of what i do with it. One said it felt huge because of the angle and way i fucked her

Meanwhile one girl who i fucked around with, got head from after leading her on alot and then never spoke to again told her friends that i have a pencil dick.

The lesson bros, is that girls don't really care that much about dick size. As long as you are competent in bed (and I am no rockstar) you will be fine. What they care about is how much they like you. The girls who loved me all loved my dick, one girl who hated me made a point of throwing shade at my dick to her friends.

I have trouble fitting lmao

I have a 4 inch with 7 inches of girth and girls say it’s perfect.

Damn, I'm not the only can dick in here.

>7 incher with 6 inches of girth on on my best days, that’s not considered big to most girl

You are larping user. My dick is 7-8 depending on where you measure from and everyone I've been with has said it's huge.

I’ve had girls say it’s huge, mostly small girls. One escort I fucked could barely take it she was like 5’2 and 100 lbs.

Girls my height (5’8) or taller say it’s pretty average.

If we're in a place where she is looking at my dick, I'm doing well enough

She literally is a ho if she sucked you off after just hanging out. Think about how many dicks those lips have been around before they finally touched yours.

A lot of stuff is available on Amazon; but some is helpful taking as the full product, specifically garlic, which has properties developed by crushing.

Fantastic, well done.

Is there a way to increase girth? 6 inches long but only 3.25 inches of girth...

that is pretty girth it, how does it work? ever too thick?

>*tips fedora*

I've heard that if you cook something with garlic, you should crush it and leave it for a few minutes before putting it in the pan, is that true?

>they always tell me its big
>they always sore after like 10 mins
>they always come back for more though

It fits but it takes 2 minutes of stretching before sex, every time. Girls always cum because of it though. Too bad I'm circumcised and can't enjoy it.

How is that possible? I have a classic 6incher and have smashed pawgs left and right and never had that problem. Your probably just getting ur angles AnD strategies wrong

It’s always funny to me when liars add details without any perspective on just how clearly it calls attention to the lie. Like that fat girl who claimed she can run a 3 minute mile.

...

nigga u sent her 2 snaps stop freaking out, people send multiple snaps all the time

This.
Fucking this.
Jesus Christ fit. Supplying the lulz since 06

>tfw 6"x6"; upwards curved
>1/3rd of dick is the head
>tfw ~6'2"
>tfw big balls so they create a big bulge; false advertising
>tfw autism and insecurity manifest in a very confident, "tall, dark and handsome" and "quiet and mysterious" persona
>tfw always getting mores and giggles, but play it hard/not interested/not up to my standards to avoid the embarassment of getting naked and the whole Uni learning of my pencildick
My life is suffering...

Nigger your dick is fine, stop acting like an autistic anime character and you might actually get laid. I have the same problem as you so I know what I’m talking about.

My hero...

6 girth is really good though

>tfw only 6x5in dick
>6.5x5in if I press all the way to my pubic bone
convenient how all of you faggots in this thread have big dicks

Okay my dick is more like 6.8 inches not 7.

Pro tip: they don't

Worrying so hard about your body it becomes a narrative. Please just go and hang out with women as if they were your bros and learn how to not be such an autist. then bang them.

Girls don't care about your dick half as much as how you carry it and yourself

/thread