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What are some high calorie/protein meals to cook from a microwave?

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2 > 1 > 3

Objectively correct.

nah i'd go 2 > 3 > 1

>the only one with tits or ass in last
Just come right out and tell us youre gay next time, user.

>microwave
>cooking

Don't have an oven?

Nothing good comes out of a microwave. Nothing.

Living in barracks currently, microwave is only option.

Do you have access to a blender? You can make high calorie high protein shakes if so.

Oatmeal

3 > 1 > 2

3>1>2

I don't have one but I definitely could get one.

>blend half a cup of oatmeal into powder
>add 2 cups milk
>2 tablespoons almond or peanut butter
>1 scoop protein powder
>1 banana
>some ice
Blend. That gives you 890 calories (36g fat, 52g protein, 92g carbs)

Whole milk btw. And you could add a second scoop of protein powder for an extra 25-30g protein.

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get one of these and cook real shit in the microwave you pleb

That's dope, I'll have to get one.

you can poach eggs in the microwave m80

You're all wrong, 3 > 1 > 2. 3 definitely has much larger tits.

These guys know what's up.

Apparently likes to catch fire to care.

This

1 > 3 > 2

We want damn2.png and damn1.png.

Same

mein bruder

sunflower seeds, peanuts, peanut butter, whole milk
i also like spaghetti but there is not much protein
GOAT bulking meal: fry some bacon, add eggs and high fat cheese
i know those are not made in microwave just wanted to share

gonna try that

Wow this pic just reminds me of how of a cucky faggot I am.

When I see hot ladies like this I instantly thing unattainable(nothing new), but it's so fucking nice jacking off to the though of a chad cucking tthem out of your hands right in front of you while theey ignore you and later fuck the big dicked chad.

Srsly hot classy girls like this is why I made myself go full sissy hypnosis. These girls are unabrouutable and think you are a literal human garbage and deserve to be cucked into total mental submission and despair of ever having a normie lifestyle.

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Sorry my nigga I found this image yesterday, don't know sauce.

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this is correct

1 > 2 > 3, you fags

Incorrect. You just never learned how to correctly use a microwave, and what things are great to use it for.

agreed... 2 & 3 interchangable

3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1

3 > 1 > 2

that hair + choker is sexy as fuark

Pedo if you prefer 2.

They're in the right order.

1, 2, 3.

The fucked up thing is I'm pretty sure I'd go for 3 beacuse she's the shortest and has the most compact, thick body and looks the most mami. I have the penis of a nigger/puerto rican