Welcome to the salty spittoon gym

I take a shower after the gym
>yeah, so?
Without hot water

I take off the safeties and slam 45s on my feet before squats to make them life or death

>I ate a bag of raw onions
>yeah so?
>without taking the skin off

>I banged a 375lb woman
>Yeah, so?
>Twice
>Go right ahead sir

right this way sorry to keep you waitin

I travel around to various Planet Fitnesses just to lift heavy, set off the Lunk Alarm, and get kicked out. The weak should fear the strong.

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Sorry, I don't have that!particular gym franchise in my wester euro country. What is it so bad about?

You may get something similar soon. Plenty of gyms are switching to the same model.

t-nation.com/opinion/planet-fitness-nightmare

Fuck! Literally brainwashing.
It seems that fatties get intimidated on anything

Im laughing out loud. My god this place has warped my sense of humour.

It's not even like the unhealthy members won't go because they are being intimidated, they won't go regardless. Planet Fitness just uses anti-intimation bullshit to get people to sign up for cheap membership that they won't even bother canceling.

It's literally a gym for people who won't use it. 9,000 members and only about 540 will ever go there. I'm surprised they haven't found a way to kick the regular gym members out yet.

Fucking kek

Literally came here to say this, kek.

>how high test am I?

I only get hard to PAWGS

I once was in the same room as a 9/10 thicc powerlifter chick who let out a big ol BRAP...
and I didnt even sniff it.

Got a gallon of milk?

the business model is genious. Majority of a gyms money is made through people who don't come often/at all

Encourage more of the people who will never come again to sign up. free money

I drink pomegranate juice and eat onions daily..without any fapping

I can cut onions without crying

I fapped to a picture of a womans ass and finished......................................................... without looking at any further naked women or degrading pornography

Is there a way to measure your actual test without doing blood work?

I haven't masturbated...in 4 weeks.
I've eaten nothing but shit that once had a heart beat for a month.
My heating bill has dropped 18% because I only take cold showers now.

Respect

I make it in public all day without sobbing and can pretend I’m happy up until I’m finally alone

undrerrated

kek'd

i do barbell fly

back the fuck off i stick bbc cocks in my asshole raw and my white bloodcells fight off herpes and aids and win