Only one life

Opposite experience, where staying in one improved my shitass grades and life. I never became chad, but the friends I left with are golden. Social gains is iffy, because I'd call the all and every weekend blackout party routine unhealthy. I hated that happening where I lived. Re: Chad,

It's true that some bros make it through life purely on personality or circumstance, though my experience with these people is positive

Most of them are skinnyfats

see that was the experience i had in mind when i joined, but i quickly got caught up in the blackouts and parties and lost sight of school/gym/everything good. i wish i could go back and try again desu i don’t miss that lifestyle but i miss my friends everyday :,(

fraternities are fucking disgusting.
i have to do work in them every so often and it makes me want to gag.
every frat smells the same
its like someone emptied a keg on the floor, placed 500 cigarettes in said beer, and let it dry.

the rooms are worse, idk how these kids live in those conditions, jesus christ.

i walked into the electrical room of one, and there was just a bucket of vomit, full to the top
5 gallon bucket
no telling how long its been there

>tfw no frats in your country
Fuck this shit. College is so boring, I want an American college life and fucj sorority sluts every day. I'm so jealous.

kids die from the entrance hazing in fraternities all the time.
you dont want that

Please read

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hazing_deaths_in_the_United_States

>lived in a frat house for 5 years
Its fun desu, its ultra normie life i get it but living with a lot of friends in 1 house, there is always something to do, never expected it to be this much fun. Would actually recommend it to everyone.

Its not that hard i have seen such nerds pass it, if you can see the weirdness and absurdity of it, its actually fun in some strange way.

>Wade collapsed during exercise drills and died because of "acute exertional rhabdomyolysis," a syndrome linked to sudden deaths of military recruits and athletes. A lawsuit by Wade's family alleges that Wade was deprived of fluids while undergoing the intense exercise session that included running bleachers, holding his legs six inches off the ground, doing pushups and jumping jacks, and living on a strict bread-and-water diet.

>Carrington was forced to drink large amounts of water and do calisthenics in a basement flooded with raw sewage with fans blowing on him. He died from water intoxication. The ritual dated back 20 years at the fraternity. As a result, California passed Matt's Law, which allows for felony prosecution of some hazing rituals, which had historically been misdemeanors

There are extreme forms of it, but those are usually the ones nobody wants to join, or as we would call them, knorren.

I slept with 50+ tight 18-22 year old women in 3.5 years of college (got qt prude gf after that) . I probably would have had 10ish if I wasn't in a frat. It was truly cash.

>constant fun, social environment in the house
>social proof from being in a well respected frat
>female friends to bring women over and to talk you up and hook you up with them
>mass amounts of alcohol to lower inhibitions
>multiple social events per week (parties, formals, etc)
>massive hook up culture pushed by the Jews (thank you Rabbi)

Picking up women at parties was a good source, but here's what you may not know about: Arranged formal dates. If you don't know, formals are basically nights where a frat and a sorority go out together to a venue. It's like a club night except you know everyone. Sororities and frats have formals all the time and people are constantly looking for dates to go with. Nobody wants to go alone. So if you're a tall, good looking guy with social status, you're the go to date suggestion for female friends and your brothers' girlfriends. This happened many times: Brothers GF is in (fill in sorority here). Her friend needs a date. Bros GF suggests me, shows her pictures, gives a recommendation. The date is set up. I show up with a 5th of Bacardi and all the leg work is already done. I just show up, pour drinks, and don't totally blow it. Many, many lays. There's nothing as pure as a thin 18 year old following peer pressure and her Jewish masters straight to your bed. And the friendships made with the guys were great, too. Lots of camaraderie and good times.

Yes, you missed out.

These are the exceptions, not the standard. Most hazings are very doable

>Flowers, along with other pledges, was digging a deep hole in the sand (said to be a symbolic grave), when the walls collapsed and Flowers was buried, causing his death. His death spurred an anti-hazing statute in New York.[91] Flowers would have been the first black member of ZBT at Monmouth had he survived.[92]

>Petz died of alcohol intoxication after drinking heavily as part of his initiation.[4] On the night prior to his death, he played a game called the "wheel of torture". Petz's mother explained, "They sat in a circle, [and] would spin the wheel. And when it was your turn to spin, you had to drink what the wheel said." Petz consumed 27 shots of liquor, and passed out. He was found in serious condition at 8 am the next morning. His fraternity brothers drove him to the hospital an hour later.

most of them involve dying of alcohol poisoning.
people in positions of authority demand you continue drinking, despite how you feel, if you want to be a member of their group.
to the average 18 year old kid this would be pretty strong peer pressure and they would likely do it for fear of receiving some sort of punishment or worse, being kicked out.
so they drink and drink as they are instructed and they die.

all to be allowed to live in a house that smells of rotten pussy and beer

Yes, but Chad survived all of these.

degenerate

You dont know and will never know how fucking amazing it is. And its not just about the house, its about the entire social experience, if you leave the house you lived with over 30+ guys 20 of which have become really close friends.

All the while you sit in your moms basement.

why join a frat when you can fuck sorority girls for free

And now you know your best days are behind you. Don’t know that feel

>you're either a frat idiot or a basement dweller
kek
typical frat-boy logic.
also this

Extremely cringeworthy post. Reads like a "I hope they serve beer in Hell" knock-off, as in you're trying way too hard to convince yourself it was worth the thousands of dollars you spent on friends.

Well one of the best, at least i had them, and at least i made friends for live, what did you do in your college years?

spijt knor

Why would you want to join a frat? It's just a bunch of alcoholic normalfags with dad-bods who suck used-up whores while barely passing school.
When you realize how bad partying until you blackout is for your grades and health, you will finally see why it is so much better to value your education than "drugs and pussy"

>cant mix study and partying

Never gonna make it

>tfw was too fucking autistic to join a frat
like 40% of my school is greek, then you have to account for the chinks and athletes, which is almost everyone. fuck.

Sour grapes

> Barely passing school

They all have a minimum 2.5 gpa to join by the faternity organization. The only time this minimum passes to get in is for the small irrelevant frats,the bigger ones you need competitive grades to get in.

> drugs and pussy
The reason you should join a frat is for the social connections that will help you once you graduate.

frat bros are Veeky Forums?

I see more sorority chicks at the uni gym than frat bros

>When you realize how bad partying until you blackout is for your grades and health, you will finally see why it is so much better to value your education than "drugs and pussy"
Maybe if you're a brainlet.

i work in a college town and regularly go to college kids houses and fraternities for work

i have seen 1-2 frat guys who look like they lift.
meanwhile it seems like 75% of the guys whose houses i go to look like they are roiding.

survival of the fittest

>frat
>soyboys and a negro

that's clearly a low-tier house anyway, OP.

>nigger in the frat
They only respond to pain and fear. Yeah, sure, there’s the element out there advocating for allying with black nationalists against the Jew and theoretically some like Tom Metzger may have a point. But for the bulk of the niggers, go ahead, just try to explain to the charging bull nigger how he’ll be better off amongst his own people without getting free shit from you, like the dumb fucking thing can even understand what you’re saying or cares.

>“waah u mean go back to Africa I cnt git Jay-z on muh phon dere WHUUR MUH FRIES AT BIOTCH WHURR STARR WHURR STARR”

Niggers are actively engaging in a race war against whites enabled by the state and financed by Jewish oligarchs. Any negotiations at this point are unrealistic until they’re knocked down a few pegs and/or thrown under the bus by their Jewish masters. Even then, it’s a long shot. A race war may theoretically not be the best course of action on account of Jew-wise nationalists of different races being baited into killing each other, but ultimately, that’s the direction we’re heading and needs to be taken into account. Once that shit breaks out, it won’t stop. If it comes to that, kill ’em all.

In decent frats houses there are no niggers, houses dont allow animals

it's 2000+18 my dude

>tfw skinny and was afraid of being bullied by frat guys
>tfw picked a school with barely any greek life and without a lot of parties
>tfw didn't join a frat out of fear of being bullied
>tfw didn't talk to the frat guys on my floor out of fear of being bullied
>tfw barely any friends
>started lifting the pain away
I wish someone would have explained this to me earlier, this shit sucks. Then again I don't really get along well with "normies", I just had this crippling fear that they would make fun of me for some reason. I made such a huge mistake, this is so lonely.

I’ve really fucked up college. I’m almost a senior and all I do is play vidya with my friends. No one wants new friends anymore and they’re all in frats anyway. I’m just hoping to start over in my 20s, though I’ll still have missed out. Only thing that keeps me going is that I’ll be fitter than nearly all of them when I’m 30. Other than that existence is suffering.

>one life
>5'4
>never going to get laid in uni

TRUST ME THIS IS WORSE CASE SCENARIO

>(((Northern Fraternities)))
Fuck outta here with that. If you didn’t go to school south of Kentucky, it wasn’t worth it, I guarantee you.
>Admit Nothing, Deny Everything

Frats are fucking gay, went to one rush party to see what it was all about. The guys offered to let me crash on the couch and drive home the next morning. One of the brothers unironically tried to sleep with me. I had to throw him off of me and have a mini freak out just so he knew to fuck off.

fucking kek

>people LARP this hard on a Veeky Forums board

>being such a fucking retarded shill that you think joining a frat is the only way to make friends

you never would have made it anyway, aspie.

I have friends I probably would've had more if I joined a frat though. Why are you so mean?

Clemson?

the absolute state of frat kiddies lmfao

Reminder that frats are the last bastion of old white culture. There's a reason fat SJW women despise frats.

>"asked to join"
>"invited"

Wanna know how I know you're larping, geeds?

Are you me? This feel sucks.
I'm trying to be as social as I can these last few quarters, but it's not the same.
Just gotta keep improving I guess.

yea and frats are gonna diversify to appease SJW's, they are already doing it. At least the historically white ones will be forced to

>too poor and stupid to go to college
>will never have friends to get drunk and high with
>will forever be the kid that the nerds and wheelchair kid bullied
>life was over and wasted before I learned what I was missing

I’d be the guy they pretend to like just enough to get his trust than fuckover and beat me half to death

Its fuckin' sick dude. I've made great friends, and pledging sucks but it's something everyone goes through. You get the shit kicked out for a while, but it's the best fun you'd never want to have again. You bond with your pledge class, and without a tough pledge process it just becomes a social club. My fraternity's spiritual founder was also Robert E Lee so it pisses off SJW's on campus. Living in a mansion with your fuckin' boys who have your back in everything is awesome, shenanigans are always to be found. We're selective so we weed out soyboys, etc. Easy to get laid, tons of social opportunities, great alumni connections. Wouldn't ever date a sorority girl tho, want to find a prude qt gf once I graduate. Only downside is that you have to hide and finesse your way around the school, because today's social climate calls for a witch hunt on fraternities.

There's no mandate for this. 95% of the white guys are know are tall white chads.

This is from a literal fucking movie dude, it's not real. The idea of this super fit chad who eats pizza and drinks beer every weekend is a fucking meme.

I missed out on college and now im a 25 year old sophomore. Fucking sucks being older than everyone.

U of Alabama just mandated greek organizations diversify

>cw.ua.edu/article/2016/07/ua-announces-plan-to-increase-minority-inclusion-in-greek-system

so has UCSD

>ucsdnews.ucsd.edu/feature/greeks_united_for_inclusion_diversity_and_equity_guide_launched_at_ucsd

and Cornell

>ccengagement.cornell.edu/sites/ccengagement.cornell.edu/files/a3c/Greek-Tri-Council-Diversity-and-Inclusion-Plan.pdf

and more, those are just the top results on google

Man I fucked up college

> was too autistic to rush frat
> even though some frat bros asked me to check them out
> ended up hanging out with the same 5 people I met in freshman dorm for the whole 4 years
> Had many opportunities for sex but sperged out every time
> one time I didn't sperg out the girl was engaged and made me stop right before putting it in
> graduated college a virgin

I really should have just joined a fucking frat

>never made it

Working on making it now by getting jacked and fucking tinder sloots.

>implying
The University can’t force them to do jack shit. The real world isn’t a Washington post article

fpbp

Settle down /pol/

don't see any wapo articles in my post.

Universities can and do enforce rules on frats. If they don't comply they can be suspended from campus activities.

>The requirements are, if anything, more stringent for Greek organizations, which will now be required to submit an annual “Chapter Diversity Plan” to the Office of Fraternity and Sorority Life (OSFL) detailing initiatives and educational programs the organization is implementing in order to create an inclusive and non-discriminatory environment.

>Organizations that do not participate in diversity training or submit a Chapter Diversity Plan run the risk of losing recognition

>The OSFL will also collect a record of the membership by race and ethnicity of each fraternity and sorority and periodically evaluate the data to ferret out any discrepancies between the goals outlined in the Action Plan and the actual data reported by Greek organizations.

>whatsup guys, my names jake, and this is ryan, and welcome to the Sig Chi UCLA chapter

youtube.com/watch?v=78rFOv194No

If you think every frat is the exact same as far as drinking, hazing, shitty house, bad grades, you're a sad lonely fucking geed. Literally every frat is different, and you can EASILY find one that you fit in with and enjoy. Some care more about grades, some care about partying, some have nice houses, some live in a shithoke. From my fraternity experience, nothing is better than working hard in school during the week, making business connections like fucking nothing, partying with your best friends on the weekends, waking up next to a hot ass women, and doing it again the next week. I thank God every day I'm not a fucking geed.

what school are you at? at mine everyone's fine with frats

it's just a 14 year old larper

>KA
Sorry bud. Jk man enjoy the shit. It doesn't come back around

It's a movie, faggot. Don't you notice Zac Efron and that kike from Superbad? Otherwise, I agree with your post! No niggers!

>bread and water diet
That's easy as fuck. During our initiation, if we wanted water they just poured a cold bucket of water on our heads. No food at all.

based

>>too poor and stupid to go to college
>>will never have friends to get drunk and high with
lmao dude there's never a better chance to get drunk and high than when you're poor and stupid

yeah, larp.
fuck yeah

>0.001% of people die better not join!
truly buying the jew lies

I'm not American, and I never got your retarded school culture. You guys study liberal arts and pay a lot more extra for getting drunk and doing meth?

no one in a frat is doing meth. Everyone drinks and a few kids will do other drugs depending on what frat you’re in. You can choose what major you do and the money is just pooling to pay for alcohal probably cheaper than paying to live in a “dorm” if you calculated it

>needing to be in a frat to rape chicks

>academics
>athletics
>attractiveness
Dude had to have at least 2/3 to get a bid. Those were four great years.

nigga you're all poppin addys left and right

not even close to meth, also it totally depends on what frat, theyre all different

Or you could just have money.

aepi detected

At first i thought the guy on the left had a super freeky long arm and hand but then realised it's the other guy's hand

How about they get rid of multicultural Greek life? I'm in a frat and the reason more black guys or Hispanics are not in my chapter is because they don't rush us. They either don't join, join BSU, and/or join a historically black or Hispanic frat.

The Greeks were the gay ones

I joined a frat and I was pretty out of shape. Half my chapter were chads, the other half were autists like me. I was in Phi Gamma Delta, better known as FIJI. It was okay, you didn't miss out on much though. A lot of pointless meetings and tedious rites.

>Asked to join
Cool story user, too bad anyone who's actually been in a frat knows you're lying. Not going to say how though, I'd like you to embarrass yourself in public.

>Invited
LARPing detected.