This girl asks what you do for a living, what do you say?

This girl asks what you do for a living, what do you say?

Tell her the truth, I’m an R&D scientist?

I work an overnight shift at a Datacenter. Now please leave me alone.

I drive the milk truk

The truth, then proceed with my day, because I have a gf and this woman looks like a turbo whore.

That I'm a manager at a pension company, because I am?

Wonder how many saudis have paid her to eat their shit

I believe honesty is the best policy, so I'd probably say, "Fuck off, wetback."

Captain of the Thot Patrol

I work at a movie theater sweeping floors and live with my parents.
Btw I know I look young (t-thanks Veeky Forums) but I'm actually literally 30.
Ps. I have no insurance.

thots

I drive a forklift truck at a milling company. Wanna split the check?

I do poos lawl

professional neet

Archeologist with a bone that needs uncovering.

She looks high maintenance.

I collect shopping carts at a grocery store. Hopefully i'll get out soon

Go ahead, roast me. Life hasn't been good to me

I also collect bottles on the side

A Jewish conglomerate of intellectuals and communists pays me to spread anti-white messages on a reddit memes appreciation forum
How's your kitty hotel coming along?

How do I get this job? I'm really good at it just from shitposting

Spraypainter

Professional neet. The world's most desirable profession. gfy

"Fuck off, slut."

I'll tell her I'm in med school doing research and I have no money

I'm a doctor

I drive supercars to make ends meet

Truth.
Either she laughs or is interested.
There is no point in lying, truth will always come out

tell her the truth, see if she's down 2 clown

Bruh, are you sure this is a woman?

human traffic

Lift and push harder user. We all struggle at times

i dont think ill bother responding.

I train 3 hours a day and take care of the house for my wife who makes 100k+. I also have a cat who only has 3 legs so he needs a lot of attention.

kill sand nigger

lucky bitch. does your wife peg you?

math PHD
anything job I want
300k starting

BE-GONE THOT!!

Researcher in physics at a multinational pharmaceutical company, wbu babes?

Occasionally. Several varieties of gentle femdom like facesitting and nipple licking. She really likes injecting my steroids also.

mostly just shitpost on Veeky Forums when im not at the gym

I draw on computer

im on my way up, but fuck all that baby, how ya feel.

ya digging me. i can treat ya right girl, let me just slide up in them dms and get that snap.

i'll blow up ur phone x100 times a day and wont leave you alone with my neediness.

just give me a shot, to fuck that up and then another after that.

I'm a professional room cleaner and you sure as hell need some help with that.

What kind of life do you have man

I'm a doctor, hbu?