Couldn't go to the gym all last week because of the coyotes

>couldn't go to the gym all last week because of the coyotes
>can't go for most of this week because of snow
It's like G-d doesn't want me to make it.

>coyotes
What

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Did you yell at the Coyotes like I told you too user? Did you yell at the snow to get out of your way as well? You would be surprised how many thing snow and Coyotes have in common.

>because of the coyotes
Well you have to be taller than them and then they'll let you pass. Manlet pit is not the only gym defense mechanism.

i didnt see the coyotes because of the snow and its just closed today :(

>Coyotes

Move out of Phoenix.

>Snow

Move to Phoenix.

>gym coyotes keeping the manlets at bay

Wait till the artic foxes move in

>start going to the gym
>one month passes
>get a proper routine
>hit all muscles regularly
>get decent increase in lifts in a short time
>eat well
>sleep well
>get DOMS but no injuries
>...
>suddenly get a throat ache
>it's caused by anaerobic bacteria
>get put on antibiotics
>need rest, pills, and injections in the glutes
>it's been a week
>at least a week more until I can return

Please tell me my gains aren't completely lost.

F

D-did you just censor the word God?

God wants you to have home gym.

Nigger I'm from the Midwest, Coyotes and snow everywhere. Snow I understand, but Coyotes? Just how much of a manlette are you? Coyotes won't attack you unless you're already seriously injured or like 6.

>go spend a few days with my parents
>lift before leaving and plan to lift on the day I return
>"Okay, so I'll have a four-day break from the gym, it might even be good for my long term recovery."
>get sick during the penultimate day of the visit
>still sick, might get to lift again on Sunday at the earliest
>at least week and a half down the drain
>I can feel my gains shriveling

i legit can feel myself losing gains on my 1 rest day per week, what do

The gods want you to get a home gym

I'm not rich enough for a home gym

Gains can be lost my friend. Will, however, cannot be if you don't let it.

you're not; you just don't have a pump for that day

How new even are you?

G-d you wh*te people disgust me

Stand in the middle of an empty, dark room and chant
>"gain gain gain"

You're not losing gains by having a rest day, you are making them. Muscles needs rest in order to grow and get stronger. The problem is in your mind.

Haha nice excuses faggot

>coyotes scare you
my dog has more courage

Did you shoot them like we told you too? Many states even have bounties on the fuckers, a few pelts will pay for a months worth of supps

they are banning all guns in my state soon so they wont be an option

Just go!

your dog would get eaten by a pack of them