Guys, the full Moon is arriving soon and my pelvis and hips are too fucking fragile

Guys, the full Moon is arriving soon and my pelvis and hips are too fucking fragile.
What do? Which exercises can help me?

What full moon?

What are you a faggot?

Hiding is your best option user, otherwise say goodbye to your dick

Why are you making two threads faggot ?

Post more ogres

Go out and rape a apathy syndrome victim. They won't remember anyways.

Did the commissioned portrait of you and your waifu ever get finished?

Would beating up men and fucking the most muscular and biggest of them in the ass be good preparation for Ogre wife?

yei boi

>Musclechub
I didn't know I liked that bodytype until Oga showed me da wey.

cow girl just for a nice bump

are ogresses the Veeky Forums monsters?

Cerea best girl.

>HORSE PUSSY

I read it but the form advice is complete shit and has a lot of other lifting broscience.

Is this where we discuss how to rape an ogress?

>tfw ogre gfs aren't real
what's the point

brah.

Reminder that she's a fat, saddlebag-titted slag.

the fuck are you talking about? is a werewolf coming to rape you?

An orge is going to rape OP

Can someone post it. This shit was hilarious

Is it possible for a 3DPD to achieve Oga mode?

We were all there once.

What?
I've been having seks a little too much lately, they all feel and taste the same. You think an ogre will revive my libido? Do they come visit on the full moon? I have questions

Don't remind me.

Agreed. Not really any worthwhile advice in it other than "yeah greasy food can make ya fat"

Still pretty fun to read. Just wish oga got more screen time. Best ogre

>tfw reading about a book about tradition and story-telling where there is a lot of focus on ogresses in children's stories
>tfw I can only picture enormous thicc ogres that act as lewd as possible

>tall
>strong AF
>Can drink most people under the table
Is she the perfect one Veeky Forums?

But can she stop drinking long enough to birth a child without FAS?

>user asking the important questions

you don't. she rapes you and you goddamn enjoy it.

>tfw no broken pelvis

Can we break down a quick general difference between Orcs and Ogres please? I don't want to be the one to mistake the two.

Orcs don't have horns afaik