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a poem

>tfw not aesthetic
>tfw life in shambles
>tfw no gf

thank you

Arms weak

Ass is heavy

Beauty is something that burns the hand when you touch it.

Your arms are weak
Your will is bleak
So small, your dick
Killing yourself

Is your only pick

>Lift weights
>Can't get a date
>Run through the muck
>Girls couldn't give a fuck
>Feel ill in the head
>Cry myself to sleep in bed
>Happiness comes
>When I realize Zyzz is watching me bruh

There once was a man a the gym
Whose body was twinkishly slim
If he could run very far
And lift more than the bar
His ass I would thoroughly rim

So a jellyfish?

yes.

roses are red, sky is blue
>that feeling when no GF

kek

...

It's a cloudy morning, i hit the gym
My smile is tired, my eyes are grim
Here comes that dude, no way he's natty
Last year he was a twink, used to date a fatty
Now he's paired with that chick, a gym bunny
Fucking hell, my ex looked like a tranny
I approach the squat rack, get come chalk
And now comes that fag, tryin small talk
Ignore him, lift the bar, squat so low
Dam, almost can feel my knees blow
But for Zyzz and Billy, i lift in slow mo
i'm gonna make it fo you guys, no homo

A haiku:
Finally acquired
1/2/3/4, bros mire but
I have no gf

very nice

...

Fit, but heart is empty
Lean, but no one to impress
Big, but nothing to lift for
Strong, but nobody to protect

Arms weak ass is heavy theres dumbells all over the floor already, dom mazetti

>be me, walking home from college
>8 march
>got a potted flower for my mom
>waiting for the street light
>qt3.14 blonde grill asks me if the flowers are for my mom
>"yeah they are"
>"they are beautiful"
>almost said "not as beautiful as you" but i had a knot in my stomach
>just said "yeah thx"
>walked away
>tfw no gf

Propose to my spouse
Wide as a house
Deadly as a snake,
I make the earth shake,
As I tramp through the grass;
Trees crack as I pass.
With girls on my shoulders
I lift up big boulders
True happiness I find
Leave humanity behind
I stump round and round,
Never lie on the ground,
Not even to die.
BLOATMAXX am I
Biggest of all,
Huge, old, and tall.
If ever you'd met me
You wouldn't forget me.
If you never do,
You won't think I'm true;
But old BLOATMAXX am I
And I never lie.

Zyzz's jizz is the best there is.

Steve Reeves cleaves sheaves of beavs.

Jeff Seid breathes cook-ees.

I am big
I am jacked
I am no twig
Don't need to track

Eat what I want, pizza all day
Have a hot gf, and and a hotter wife
Enter the gym, turn the men all gay
My body is amazing, and so is my life

But only in my dreams

It is now legs day.
I push the weight harder, and
I get bigger legs.

>a big date
>with my beloved arm pump
>while screaming light weight
>manlets to the pits
>by the 100s we dump
>that 1 girl with big tits
>among outfits contrived
>I got good news boys
>the milk truck has arrived

As I prep for the gym adding scoops galore
I envision liftan 4 plates off, off that dusty gym floor.
My twinklet manlet wristlet frame depresses and renders my heart sore
until I cant take it; I cant take it anymore!

A syringe! Aha! At last!
Finally inside some cunts I'll blast!
No longer a dyel. No longer living as I was condemned to before.

They'll swoon! They'll gawk!
They'll stand in awe! When they see my gains and Chad-esque jaw.
An everflowing whorish maw will be behind, behind my bachelor door.

But as I toss and turn at night, my shriveled penis chills with fright as I, self-deluded in my plight thought I'd be sought by sluts hardcore.

Alas my struggle continues on; did I mention I still live with mom?
My bod is a facade you see, I cannot care for you, nor me.
I'm a disgrace to my family tree
despite my chisled core

So try, and try my fellow frauds.
We'll strive to look like Grecian Gods.
Never asking as to why
increasingly, I look at guys.
Could I be bi?
Or am I shy?
These thots wont even bat an eye at my imposing newfound bulk that needles brought to shore.

I should've reconsidered choices
of listening to desperate voices
on this marauding malasian goat herding board.

For now I stand here while I sulk
more sad now that I look like Hulk.
The women hate me, so I jack off to gore.

Assume the rest of whats in store
is a sequel just as poor
I shouldn't have lurked any more

No gf.
Thanks chan of 4.