Alright anons, i've come to terms that i'll never get laid for the rest of my life...

When I lost my virginity I was a 250 lbs beta lard teenager. Literally all you need to do is ask out a girl whose looks aren't much better than yours and your dick is going to get wet.
You incels are fucking pathetic.

Nofap for six months,I can confirm i have no sex drive at all

THIS

I have like no sex drive anymore after being on nofap. It's been 17 days and my drive is gone

I stopped at this point. IT'S A FUCKING MEME DUDE. You're dick doesn't know the difference between a hand and a vag! The problem is PORN.

JUST HIRE AN ESCORT...

THEY ARE HOT AF AND ALL IT WILL COST IS 200 FOR AN HOUR TO BANG A 8/10 WITH 0 STRINGS ATTACHED.

Doesn't matter if you fuck an escort, random girl at a club or your new GF... it's not some life changing moment it's just doing smth that feels fucking good, soon as you orgasm you're going to be like huh... all that fuss over something so simple.

Why is the problem porn?

Because you are desensitizing yourself to actual feasible sexual conquests. Most of you are virgins yet can only get off to women wrapped in latex hanging upside down getting fucked by horse cock. A nice clean wet pussy doesn't even do it for you anymore. Just stop watching porn, fap 3-4 a week MAX and I promise you you'll feel the same if not better benefits of NoFap.

I have a gf and have sex a few times a week

I lift heavy to exhaustion and my libido subsides except for peak test days once in a while. I still get morning erections but I don’t masturbate. No porn for months and even when I watch it I don’t get aroused. When I used to get urges I’d imagine myself masturbating and think how ridiculous and gross it is to touch myself while watching random people have sex. If you truly come to terms with your body and your loneliness you’ll lose that fetish to watch other people have sex. You aren’t getting any and watching porn or fantasizing isn’t gonna change that.

Then why are you watching porn? Porn is for the losers like myself who don't have a gf. It's completely unnatural and unhealthy.

Sometimes I like to lay down and have a fap instead

One day I finally realized what fapping and watching porn is and when you describe what it is it is pathetic

>sitting alone
>watching people have sex on a screen
>stroking your dick until you cum

Ridiculous when you think of it for what it really is

Chemical castration, like they do with convicted pedophiles.

>implying

agree tho u cant expect Veeky Forums to understand that

>no fap for a week
Lol

user,, you need a goal. Most people just 'get by', they have no goals and just go where life takes. Various reasons why they do, some are just lazy, or stupid, or both, others have responsibilities and prevent them from pursuing their goals. Try do anything when you have wife, kids, family, first and foremost you need to support them, then work, pay for the house, car, college etc.
Now you are the lucky one, you will experience none of this, you have your entire life for the pursuit of a goal. Now dont waste it, find out what really matters to you (visit /pol, /sci and other boards) maybe you want to get rid the world of jews, or invent something, or go to space, these are all valid. Find a goal, something really big, once you do go for it and then no fapping 4 ever will so much easier (but still very hard) than when you were some clueless neet fag in his moms basement who was spending 14 hrs a day on Veeky Forums.

Smoke a ton of weed. When you're high, fapping feels amazing. Plus the fact that you will never experience slipping your weenie into a soft, warm, slippery vagene, caressing a soft pair of bobs, hearing her softly moan your name into your ear, or brushing your lips against hers doesn't bother you as much.

Believe it or not, having sex with the same girl over and over loses it's luster after a while. Porn is a good way to make up for that without cheating. You can totally imagine how it feels to have kylie page riding your dick when you just had your dick ridden earlier in the day.

Holy shit this

If sex means so much to you just pay for it. If you’re scared that it’s illegal where you live go somewhere it’s legal. Sex isn’t that important but it is fun. I recommend u try it

pics of naked women still count as porn?

>lately
newfaggot

EXACTLY

yea this, i usually barely fap when i'm into a busy routine.

Hey you guys want to know whats a real doozy? When you're a virgin, sex feels like the most important conquest of all. It feels like it determines your self worth and that sex is some kind of be-all end-all for becoming a man.

Then you have sex, and it's fun, but you're like
"wow, thats not as big of a deal as I thought it was." Then you start having more sex, and you take sex for granted, cause it's not as big of a deal once you have experienced it.

Then, you get on a dry spell. Before you know it, sex is dominating your life and self worth again. One day you wake up and realize it's been 3 years since you had sex, and you can't even remember what it feels like. It's like reverting back to virgin mode, where now you over value any women who will give you the time of day, and your self worth is once again tied to the fact that everyone is getting laid but you. This inevitably leads to an inability to get any sex, because now you come across as desperate. And no matter how much you try to focus your energy on other things, you still find yourself trying to remember what sex is like as you lay in bed in the dark, staring at the ceiling wishing you could just fall asleep and stop thinking about it.

Then one day, you get lucky. You manage to pull a one night stand, and it's fucking awesome. All those memories come back to you and it's as if you never even stopped having sex. You take full advantage of every opportunity presented because now you know what dry spells are and you never know when the next time you'll get laid is.

Then, one day, you wake up and realize that you haven't had sex in 2 years. You try to remember what it's like as you fap along to your favorite videos, but you just can't remember.

It's a vicious cycle friends. No one is safe, not even you.

yea, like cops will bust the guy in the middle of his paid sex and arrest him.

castrating yourself is the only plausible solution
you can save some sperm in your freezer if you want to have kids

who is this semen demon

Fucking an escort is a waste of money unless you're just trying to lose your virginity. There's absolutely no connection, so it feels only marginally better than masturbating. What makes sex so good is the emotional connection you have with the other person. Having sex with someone you care about is like another dimension compared to fucking an escort.

> emotions

>It's a vicious cycle friends. No one is safe, not even you.
True and thats why you should just learn to ignore all those feelings because they are unimportant.

It's true you faggot, it's 100% true. And if you thing this is a place of chads then you're fucking delusional and should get the fuck out you normie piece of human garbage.

> as you fap along to your favorite videos
What if I only fap to the secret sex tapes I record every time I bring a girl in my room?

...

sounds gay desu senpai

this d e s u
jk I agree its best if there is this transcedental connection. But you know that happens by pure chance and luck?
I gotta nut in the mean time.

whores arent waste of total resources compared to dating and what you get from them.

Whores are simple and you only invest money.
Girls are risky, you invest money and TIME TIME TIME which younger fellas dont feel like a resource, but its the gr8est resource there is since money cannot buy time but time can make money.
And u still can end up soloing trying to get with a girl. Emotional cost is another cost.

Fuck I want a whore now.

Try suicide

If this isn’t just the realest most painful shit