>currently at outback >mobileposting >soyboy and co. sits down table next to me >wife is a 7 >she c l e a r l y wears the pants >two toddlers >wife says she wants to get children steak >ok that’s probably good for them if they have teeth >”NOOO HONEY LETS JUST GET THEM MAC AND CHEEZE THEY DONT NEED TO BE EATING MEAT” >wife tells* him she’s ordering them stake >”okay i guess you’re right”
this got me thinking, Veeky Forums, would you raise your kid so that he/she makes it from birth, or would you let them slide to the soy side?
John Turner
>not raising your child to succeed
OP how sadistic do you think we are?
Jeremiah Cox
nutrition and lifting won't help (besides learning form) until puberty mindset gains, that's what your kid needs to be making dive the day he pops out of a cunt
Joshua Collins
If digits you go ask for her number
Landon Cruz
she IS kind of cute. nice body from what i can see.
my father wanted me to be a marine and from birth i’ve been taught how to take care of myself & how to stay dedicated to shit i start. i hate that guy but i thank what he gave me in terms of BEAR genetics and mentality.
Jonathan Brown
do it op
Grayson Jenkins
update:
>wife cuts piece of steak >”babe you want a bite?” >”hannah you knooooooow i can’t eat meeeeaaaaat”
gag
Nicholas Collins
man fuck this site i have to now
Cameron Foster
If they eat fucking garbage like mac and cheese, then they're going to grow up to be manlets from the malnutrition. It's a scientifically proven fact at this point. You just know that the soy dad is concerned about getting mogged by his own sons.
William Moore
god speed pal
if digits: waltz up to her, and say "wanna eat my steak cutie?" trips or more and you video the thing
Carter Cox
jfc she seems great, but Veeky Forums told me that women can't stand soyboys and stay far away from you if you display any sign of lower testosterone, so how the fuck did he get any girl at all?
Ryder Russell
a fat cock and/or a fat wallet
Jaxon Gutierrez
Ask her number or you're a good soyim
Oliver Taylor
you know, i have a little soy friend & he’s got the single biggest dick i’ve ever seen in my life. maybe that’s how? don’t ask how i’ve seen it
Parker Cruz
okay, i’m either gonna wait for her or her soyman to get up and use the restroom, which is inevitable with two toddlers. i’ll catch her alone if that happens. if not, i’m gonna wait until i finish the first of my two steak.
Isaac Taylor
keep us posted
Bentley Lee
Goodluck man. Just remember to bee yourself and make yourself all buff. All that lifting was for this moment.
Jaxson Morris
the lanklet got up first
>walk up to her >ask for number >she asks why >”you seem bored with that guy, i dunno” >”yeah right, buddy” >”hey, nothing ventured nothing gained, i tried.” >sit back down >she keeps staring
doubtful anything else will happen.
Brody Brown
>”hey, nothing ventured nothing gained, i tried.” Did you say this to her face? Have you no shame or self awareness? This is the soyest thing you could have said
Jose Wilson
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Camden Martinez
okay retard how do you respond to getting shot down
Gabriel Stewart
The soy move would be not asking at all you faggot
Landon Green
You can redeem yourself by "comparing" yourself to the soyboy to her. What you do is this: >soyboy dad comes back >sits down across from cutie >walk by their table >when you're behind the soyboy look at her and flex really hard, just a bicep or something, not a super saiyan charge or anything too big >she will look at your buffness and then be forced to look back at what she settled on
If dubs you do this.
Levi Reed
>”hey, nothing ventured nothing gained, i tried." you absolute fucking baka
Lucas Adams
Rolling
Colton Campbell
ah right i forgot that i live in a fucking cartoon brb lemme just flex and get a girl
Josiah Collins
Do it OP, it's not too late
William Wilson
how have you seen his dick?
Angel Gutierrez
have you touched a girl in the last 6 months?
Gavin Reyes
Do you not believe in yourself OP?
Jacob Roberts
ITT: Veeky Forums proves it doesn’t know how to talk to females
Mason Johnson
You are a great soyim, go back to your fucking table and be alone like the cuck you are.
Joshua Cox
i believe in myself sure
do i believe in myself to the point that i suspend reality around me in thinking that this isn’t an absolutely autistic idea? fuck no lol
Asher Russell
I just fucked my braphog gf last night, betafella.
Grayson Nguyen
/thread
Nolan Rodriguez
I'm not the one who told a girl I was hitting on "at least I tried"
Angel Walker
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Isaiah Hernandez
It's true, being outgoing gets you laid you autist.
Gavin Baker
you’re also not the one who got up to hit on a married woman now are you bud
Aaron Hill
Should’ve warmed her up abit first before asking for her namba mate, still not the end yet so maybe she’ll find a way to be alone with u
John Gomez
This is just what the Jews wanted, weak men with big dicks who are nothing more than human dildos/ATMs to women
Jordan Lee
this can unironically save the relationship between you and the gril. She set you up perfectly for this, her saying "yeah right, buddy" is just a test
Gabriel Edwards
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Nolan King
Do it for the lulz, you’ll get a funny story out of it and we’ll all have a laff 2getha m8