*whispers something to her friend and giggles while you walk pass*

How could it possibly be positive

flex a cep etc

is this in elizabeth bay?

No one ever says anything good about me( ; ; )

My whole life ive never had compliments from my classmates/peers/family, most of the time i get criticized for something. What would make me think random strangers would say something good about me?

*turn to them, the momentum movie my trench coat out of the way of my Hanwei Forge Elite Katana as a put my hand on the pommel
*smile, showing them my canines that I filed into points

morning ladies

>tfw blush and get flustered easily everytime this happens
>sometimes girls so it and giggle more
>which makes me blush and fluster harder

Oh god why am I like this

Give 'em a smile and keep walking.

But if you're a obese neckbeard and the giggling obviously was meant to make fun of you, ignore it, cry at home and never go outside again.

top 10 anime stare downs

Lmfao

1>2>3

WHAT AM I HERE FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT?

kek

this is too specific to be a shitpost

Thanks for reminding me of a horrible moment in my life.

>8 years ago
>be 16 years old
>full on fedora, wore a Stetson and shirt in weird colors while being fat as fuck
>still had a gf so decent confidence
>go to a mall with my mom
>we sit at a cafe for some lunch
>I go to order
>girl at the counter is looking stressed and sad
>after I order, I smile at her and say "smile, it's Friday"
>she looks astounded
>take my order and sit back down
>a couple of minutes later I hear laughter from the counter
>the girl is laughing together with her coworkers, mimicking someone tipping a hat
>mfw

At least I made her day better, right?

>avoid all eye contact
>stare straight ahead with an emotionless expression and pretend I didn’t hear them

I hate myself.

Yea sure kid. You aren't brave enough

good Lord you guys.
the only acceptable thing to do would be to smile and give them a nod and then casually go about what you were doing

It's because you are a loser. I'd criticize you too at every turn.

Why so much /r9k/ level crap on this board?

HAHA what a loser you are.

Because Veeky Forums is essentially a blue board spinoff of /r9k/. You really think this board is popular because people want to discuss exercise here?

I have this fucking tick. When I'm looking around and I see someone looking at me I'll maintain eye contact for a second and then wink at them. Last weekend at a get together my family noticed and said it was creepy but I THINK they were playing but shit senpai it fucks me up. Am I a creep?! Also I'm at the 1/2/3/3.4 but I'll be there before summer.

>winking at people for no reason
>winking at family members
>not even 1234
you’re probably on your way to being DYEL Ted Bundy user

That's something I'd expect a robot to say, it's the same kind of twisting, turning argument /pol/ makes about /k/. The same kind of subtle "give up" and "fuck you this is our board" b.s.

My naive answer is I'd like to think so as it certainly helped me decide to get active and lift. I'm quite happy with the motivation the board gave me.

I also would like to think that half the responses in these threads are just people rolling with the self deppreciating inside humor. It's still annoying though, seeing these threads flooding in all the time, always with the same crab mentality of 'drag you down with us into this gutter of misery and sloth' thing. So yeah, I can't help but wonder who makes this stuff and why.

those look like single moms.

>manual walking mode: engaged

She was just a negative person continuing to be a negative person. Don't let others bring you down if you are in a more happy place

I’ve been coming to Veeky Forums for quite a while and it’s always been socially awkward guys trying to get fit and discussing tfw no gf. It’s a core component of the board.

...

hhahahahaha

this is what happens when you try to help an animal with a suffering fetish.

true

Fit is like r9k but with people who didnt give up and better humor without as much gay propaganda beieve it or not.

i hate manual walking mode

>not smiling to them on one end of your face real quick

/pol/ NEVER talks about /k/ dude,

This. I enjoy Veeky Forums because of the relatable feels threads and unlike /r9k/ I don’t have to wade through a catalog full of trap porn and dick pics.

relax dude. if they don't want to lift or even do cardio, then that's their choice. for all you know, maybe they do want to get Veeky Forums, but just don't have the courage or whatever. if they want to get Veeky Forums and come here, that's a huge step foward for them, even if they act like a bunch of faggots when they show up. in general, a lot of people who first come here probably aren't Veeky Forums

What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch!?

Gave me a hearty chuckle

...

That's adorable though. Please tell me you're a big buff dude too.

Shes whispering for Tyrone to fuck her

Honestly, anyone telling me to smile would get some amount of antipathy from me.

That said, she should have understood you didn't mean any harm and then proceeding to mock you is absolutely shitty. Don't feel bad.

>pick up a post workout meal at Chick-fil-a for den sodium gainz
>two girls working the window
>girl 1 "Here's your meal have a nice day!"
>thank her and start to pull away
>girl 2 "Now THAT one was pretty cute!"

Boosted my confidence but I had no way to respond even if I could

literally me
;-;

They started doing it after /k/ banned gun control threads on /k/

>pull out Death Note
>look at nametags menacingly and write them down quickly
>smile devilishly and say out loud
"Heh noted."

nice reddit spacing. opinion discarded

How the fuck is that adorable? I hope you're right but i have a feeling they think i'm a pathetic insecure waste of genes when this happens to me

Actually, people telling me to "LOL CHEER UP" when i'm in a foul mood is incredibly annoying. Girl was right.

/pol/ comes to /k/ to spout bullshit about
niggers and fags and claim /k/ is /pol/
lite. And to top it off they think by
spouting their bullshit they are actually
helping /k/ cause when in fact they are just confirming what anti gunners think of gun owners as ignorant retards and thus further alienating the general public

LETS TAKE THIS OUTSIDE SLUT
ITS TIME TO MAKE SOME CUHRAZY MONEY
ARE YOU READY, HERE WE GO

BlueBoard rules have changed?

Apparently.

>"m'girls"
>*tips fake hair*

Go over put Down note with number on and leave. Easy

...

a..user this just makes it easier to read.. people have been doing this since imageboards started..

>implying I will ever think they're not making fun of me
Having girls react with loud "ewww"s when one of their friends pointed me out, at least six times growing up, has irreversibly damaged my self-esteem regarding girls.

Even my current gf said she only started talking to me initially out of pity.

I have pale skin and I blush really easily. Even when I’m not that embarrassed I turn red. The kicker is that I don’t really even get embarrassed by much external, I get stressed that I might be perceived as being embarrassed, which makes my face turn red. It’s like the only thing to fear is fear itself, but with blushing

You know that pic of the guy in the middle of the dance floor and everyone reacting strongly, but one side it’s feel guy and then next to it is the same pic with Chad? This is the same thing. It’s literally THE SAME GUY. The only difference is mindset. Whether you think they’re mirin’ or making fun of you depends on your own self perception.

Girls laughing unironically make me angry. It feels as if they're laughing at me and I can't stand it.

when i was a kid i went trick or treating into a small store and a lesbian neighbour that was working in the counter said she wanted to see who i was and to take of my mask and then made like a disgusted face when i did and that fucked up my self esteem forever even though i know i'm at least a 7

*cops called*

Because they mirin’. Girls laugh in the literal exact same tone when mirin’ and when they’re being cruel.

>heart starts racing
>swear starts pouring

nah, if that was a wall of text I wouldn't have read it.

>Even my current gf said she only started talking to me initially out of pity.

jesus dude

Yeah. She saw me going for a walk alone between classes in university and made a point of talking to me and inviting me to sit with her next chance she got. Unfortunately for her, I'm charming as all fuck and she caught feelings for me within a week. That'll teach her.

>Aww, look how red he's getting!
End my life

Canines are already pointed though

Le hidden gem and yadayada

are you me?

*draws a finger on my 90 degree chiseled jawline*

"Watashi wa Chad-sensei desu"
"Prepare for immediate impregnataion"

Smile in a unimpressed way and keep walking

I just look them in the eyes and from left to right just start rating their appearance. “ six, five, six” - tip fedora and walk away

>see anons shitposting about /r9k/
>go there for the first time ever
>feel like at home
h-holy shit lads this is bad right?

Why would you use kek instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything, its just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol right? Thats so old, its meaning makes sense but you don’t feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" thats been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concept that other people find it amusing or appropriate and using purposely misspelled words shows the world that you’re not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. Theres a lot going through your head, but you realize that I’m right. You will try though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn, there are so many options to choose from. An implication that I'm underage perhaps? That’s always fresh. Maybe you'll just shut down. I think you should go with something about “butthurt” or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even “OC”? Tsk tsk. Hard to say, don’t want to get embarrassed user. I'm sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I cant wait, Its always fun playing insult roulette. Fucking idiot!

>fuck you cunts. I make your 10 times your salary

100% this.

That sounds more like /k/ going to /pol/ because they couldn't talk about gun control anymore.

YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH

Yeah. Feeding into /r9k/ philosophy is the anti-making it. Spend too much time there and you'll just dig yourself into a hole of deeper self pity and isolation.

/r9k/ can be hilarious when it isn't just trap and dick pics as already mentioned. You simply have to be able to separate the not completely serious self hatred/pathetic pity for-the-sake-of-humor mindset from the more productive mindset that you use to actually live your life.

I'd say please be copypasta, but that still means someone wrote it.

I have a receptionist at my gym that I think is absolutely rude.

At this gym, you have to show your membership card each time and they are supposed to hand you a key for a locker in return, then you give them the key back and take your card as you leave.

Whenever this particular girl is working there I go in, say hi, she asks "you need key?" in the most condescending way possible with raised eyebrows, I say yes and take it. When I leave I often hear her saying bye to people who did nothing but take their cards back. Then I go there, give my key, say thanks when I get the card and bye when I leave. She never says bye to me.

Pic related, she looks almost the same but skinnier and more "used"

At my gym we have to check in by laying a sort of chip card on some scanner.
For some reason the employees are supposed to do this. So once in a while when you go to put your card on the scanner the employees will take it and give it back to you.
What kind of socopath decides this was a good idea? It's awkward and unnecessary as fuck.

I fucking hate receptions at gyms.

Copypastas will never be the same again for me. Good point.

Kekked out kekd

>That's adorable though. Please tell me you're a big buff dude too.
I'm not. Im 6ft at a chubby 210lbs with a babby face. Fucking sucks

Yep, I always think this. I blame being raised by a single mother.

Do you guys think that whenever someone near you laghs, whoever it may be, they are laughing at you ? Is it paranoia or is it normal ? What i want to ask, should i ask doctor about this ?