How do I achieve a body like this?

How do I achieve a body like this?

Be American

>produced by: thana thanapornrapee

What's with all these Thai meme names?

SS + GOMAD

SS+GOMAD

Chop off everything but your testicles.

live near civilization and eat nothing but carbs

This is perfectly analogous to fat humans.

In nature these monkeys would be too slow and eaten by preditors. but since they live in the village there are no preditors so fatness has no downside.

Similarly seagulls in my home city have been both gaining size, but also experiencing illnesses due to nurtitional deficiencies due to eating shit tourists feed them. Seriously wanted to punch some Chinese guys feeding them. Seagulls are truely the rats of the ocean.

GOMAD without SS

man those monkeys are so goofy looking lmao. i'd definitely give those fat fucks more fruits and film those fuckers eating them.

fruit and veggies apparently

Or with SS

lmao just imagine how pissed it must've been during the forced diet. My ass it's not gonna go straight back to eating garbage from tourists. Godspeed based macaco.

Seriously question, what if I were to jump on their belly wearing hiking boots?

Most adorable fatties I've ever seen.

I swear to god weeks since I last laughed and I start howling at this of all the things I've seen

La creatura...

tfw cant consume coconut milk face first without spilling it on your primate tum-yum
>#thinmonkeyprivilege

Genetics.

lose weight

kekkk

you would probably kill them, why on earth would you do that?

You would kill the monkey then the other monkeys would kill you.