Sits across from you

She wouldn't get mad if you weren't so damn ugly.

>MFW

And you said not a word?
Good job, user.

had a girl do the same to me on a bus. She even started talking to me with big smiles

I just started mumbling and pulled out my phone texting while avoiding eye-contact with her.

God, I'm so glad I started lifting and forcing myself to be more social since then. It hurts to even remember that happened

hahahah
kek out loud
the absolute state of Veeky Forumstards.

what was I meant to say?

>lifts fedora
>"not on my bus, lady."
>punches in nose
>"this is your stop."
>throws out window

me: "hey"
>"hey"
"do you come here often?"
>she smirks at least a bit
>laugh out loud, look forward for a sec grinning, weighing my interest in her and giving her an opportunity for respond

at this point if i'm feeling alright i might follow up almost immediately with something relatable like the weather "nice day out" or "great day for a cruise", if i'm feeling great i won't say anything. all of this is assuming we're alone together, if we're not but i had a friend i would've made comments to try and include her "dude, it's so nice out" or jokes "so uh, do you fuck with the war?". if we weren't alone and i had no friends with me i might make a passing comment to someone next to me if it's crowded or tell some old guy i need to fart to get some small talk going to try and invite her in or get her to laugh and switch to her "what's so funny?" or a joking "sorry i can't help it"

>never look in that direction again
Kms

its a dude.

is this bait?

>never look in her direction again

MGTOW: OMG THIS LADYWHORE SAT NEXT TO ME ON THE BUS TODAY. DRESSED LIKE A WHORE AS PER USUAL. MAN I HATE WOMAN. WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE FOR THEM TO REALIZE THAT IM NOT THEIR FUCKING BOY TOYS DAMNIT. I SHOULDVE BROUGHT MY KATANA

Fucking kek

>Grit teeth
>Look down at my phone
>Wonder what I did to deserve this

>proceed to star in porn movies under the name of kelsi monroe

Was on public transport one day when qt3.14 wearing a hijab walked in and sat across me. Made eye contact with her, after which she took off her hijab.

>What did she mean by this?

Locked eyes with her several times during the ride but I just sat there like a sperg and looked away.

>have taken subway to work every day for three years
>have never talked to another person on it

You guys are absolutely pathetic and this doesn't belong on this board, reported and saged.

This

>think about her for the rest of the day

no low blows man cmon

hey bitch wanna fugg

Fucking newfaggot

Well look, I'm taking your bait, but in exchange I can only give you this (you)

Was she your carer?

Wow OMG man are all lifters this stupid? 360° means you will just be facing the same way....

no

Oh jeez. Here comes the fun police.

>that's about the length of my dick, thanks for giving me room babe

Shut the fuck up, faggot

Those feet are absolutely disgusting.

>gets off at next stop and waits for next train

are you the guy who makes a script to order pizza?

ur a dude

>oh god its a mexican be calm
>fuck don't say anything racist or sexist
>don't even fucking look at her
>look at anything but her
>oh fuck does she know I'm trying not to look at her
>can she tell I am sweating
>start shaking uncontrollable and forget how to breathe
>whole train turns around and look at me
>try to breathe deeply
>she moves to a different seat while the train is still moving

Sure bro :^)
have a good night

STOP SMILING AT ME

:)

You're lucky she didn't explode

Ok then smartass, I'll turn 720 degrees and walk away then

Kek

This girl is literally average, what are you all sperging about
You all most likely look better than the average guy given that you care about fitness

it's not hard to visualize how you'd react to a scenario... i postulated what i'd do and posted it so those basement anons have at least some reminder of how to act normally in the real world.

>that cringe shit
>normal

Spotted the girl who doesn’t understand purperuating the severe autism seen on this board even if we aren’t afflicted with it.

she's pretty and looks like she's in a good mood
and she doesnt have a phone shoved into her face

take note

Her legs are hot and she seems chirpy

That's definitely fuckable tier

I do believe this is a mere ruse

I'm a guy

I've seen girls in public that are drop-dead gorgeous, take my breath away and I can't help but stare at them

This girl is just an average girl with an alright face

she's looking at me and smiling. This is something that just doesnt happen in (my) real life.

I'd even go further as to say she's ugly, and kinda fat. Those legs and feet aren't good looking either.

>be me
>girl sits opposite me on the tube
>she's cute
>look at her
>she looks at me
>we look at each other for 2-3 seconds
>i get nervous and look away
>get furious with myself
>look at her again
>she looks back
>look at each other for 8-10 seconds
>she smiles
>i smile
>she looks away
>i win

>that girl
>ugly
go to bed user

>meme tshirt
why though

>T-Shirt
>no sleeves
but who was T?

cylinder clothes then, or whatever you want to call that meme thing

tube top?

lol, what a newfag. It's a meme you dip

obvious newfag, how's 8th grade going?

i guess

i want her to sit on my face

I sometimes wonder if we're actually the assholes for not saying or doing anything OR looking away at our phones or pretending we're angry about something so we're left alone.

If we're the assholes for making a female who decided to take a chance at having a connection with someone she feels something for - for some reason - within a crowd of people on a public transit system - all of those - she chose to look at you and smile at you

And you chose to just look away even tho in your mind all you wanted to do was explore her.

And now she's wondering if something's wrong with her? If she's not good enough? Is she ugly? Does she look like a whore?

She tells a friend, they go out and drink to talk about it - she spends the night with a regretful decision to give her some kind confidence, immediately to be discarded in the morning when she realizes she forgot the mistake's name and probably so did they.

delete this

>vigorously avoid eye contact

Aaaaaaabso fucking lutely
As a man it's our job to initiate move, it's already great if the woman make an approach invitation, we're turbo omega if we don't make a move after that
In our defense though women probably think we're chad all around even though we're gymcel mentality inside and most likely we'll spill spaghetti and fail spectacularly when we make a move

Delete this

>assholes
nah...just on the spectrum (at least in my case)

gender sprectrum?

Autism

>making eyecontact for a splitsecond wasn't enough to convince someone to talk to her
>immediately has to fuck a stranger to feel better about herself

And why would I feel bad for someone like this again? If thats's her response I'd rather say we dodged a bullet by not talking to her

yeah thats what i meant ^^

100% this. Even though men are really self conscious about getting rejected, they're relatively used to it. Women on the other hand are not. If they get rejected by someone they really wanted, it might just straight up ruin their lives.

I've seen this happen many times, specially when the girl really loved the guy:
>normal 7+/10 girl likes guy
>guy doesn't want girl
>girl colors her hair pink/blue/green/purple
>FUCK MEN THEY'RE ALL PIGS!!
>get fat

>"great day for a cruise"
this fucking guy

Thanks

trollin' the trollz!

La goblina

God i really need a gf right now

>call ICE

dude, just flex your 'cep

She needs to learn to fucking deal with it, in that case

What kind of sad sack has that kind of reaction to the person they sit across in public transit not talking to them?

spend some quality time with your friends and fuck some random slut

you'll realize that what you were missing wasn't a gf but good companionship and getting your rocks off

i have a story like this
>be me uni faggot who takes a train everyday
>one day a pale girl comes and sit besides me while i'm going to uni
>i'm in my 2nd year of PhD which just started
>i have my bag on my lap which had my uni symbol and colors on it.
>she has the same bag now resting on her lap
>i look at the bag and then just try to look at her face from the side
>she is looking directly at me with a smile
>fugg
>immediately cut gaze and go back to my phone
>something is protruding my arm on the right side, maybe it's her shirt or purse or whatever i'm not looking though
>my head is fixated on my phone and i'm starting to sweat because she's drop dead gorgeous and right amount of BRAPPP
>the protruding stops and then comes back around after 20 minutes

cont?

>friends
uhh y-yeah, will do

no keep you spaget in you pockets

Stop begging for attention cockbreath, either type out your full story or don't

Just join some open discord servers or start a hobby with a lot of people involved. Getting friends is not that hard, it's just scary. You just gotta do the first step, you're not as boring and weird as you think user there are alot of people for you ot there

Just complete the story,dumbass.

>retards like this are good looking yet wonder why they don't have a Gf

AHhH FUCK MY LIFE

Spectrum of what tho?

I've met self-proclaimed ''autists'' and other w.e.'s you want to label your idea of what fits or doesnt into the ''norman johnson 24/7 depressed and motionless reactive sponge'' routine you think is mental health.

I would say they would be very open minded, happy to socialize if spoken to as other living beings instead of like wounded children and have a good and healthy mind on their heads.

At 2 jobs I've had people on my shift with some form of ''spectrum'' and each would always comply and conduct themselves as good subordinates and never have problems with customers - In actually what was the real issue was the young hotheads that had to be the ''ignorant whatever-rebel'' like most of the people here seem to be from just experience reading people's responses.. which is akin to essentially mind-reading people because in this forum people spill out their deepest thoughts in honesty, even their lies tell truths.

I would say many of you use the commercial label ''autist'' to make yourselves feel better about the obvious health-related issues that cause you to be lethargic, irritable and constantly pumping out cortisol.

Carl Jung and Hilton Hotema are good places to start fellas.