If there are muscles-it can grow
Imagine a penis with big muscles in the base of it.
How does Veeky Forums train its dick?
>inb4 fucking hot girls
No youre not,you are a sad cunt.
Penis training
Brody Martin
Henry Clark
fucking ugly girls
Lucas Taylor
kegels
Christopher Gutierrez
>cold showers
>kegels & sex
>massage penis regularly, erect and non-erect (do not confuse with masturbation)
>don't wear tight clothes at night, you get erections during sleep and don't want them to be stifled; don't sleep on back for this reason
>same for underwear, don't wear tight briefs, your penis needs to breathe
>avoid synthetic or irritating fabrics for underwear (esp. if the Jews took your foreskin)
>don't shave or trim pubic hair, it's there for a reason (to protect and maintain temperature in the area, among others)
There are more but this should get you started on your penis gains.
Evan Phillips
Bump
Carter Wood
>don't sleep on back for this reason
Why not? Wouldn't sleeping with your face and stomach down be worse?
Benjamin Reyes
kegels / stretching / jelqing / bathmate / sizegenetics / jerk off 3x a day / cialis every day
Sleep on your side
Aiden Garcia
Oh, thanks, that's what I meant. Don't sleep on stomach.
Also don't sleep on side like says, because you'll be sleeping on your face too.
It's hard to learn to sleep on your back, only works if you had a "safe" childhood (as curling on your side was done naturally to make you more protected)
But it can be learned
Jason Gomez
used to get bullied when i was a kid,started to bully people on high school,started sleeping like a bear from then onward,now i only sleep like shit in hours
Jacob Baker
The important and useful parts of the penis are not muscles, so they cannot be trained.
Kegels however can help your erection and cumshots.
Levi Hernandez
>don't shave or trim pubic hair, it's there for a reason
Yeah, to keep temperature right for testicles. As we're not talking about the balls, I"ll keep trimming it, brah.
>ask wife to shave a bit 'cause find it hot
>she goes full shaved (ass included)
Feels so great, bros. I cannot help to trimm a bit to thank her.
John Allen
Fuckoff with your fake faggot pasta. Doctors don't know jack shit about health and nutrition let alone something as embarassing and esoteric as PE.
It might be dangerous, it might fuck your dick up, idk I've never tried it myself so I won't say it's 1000 percent safe but it FUCKING WORKS and you can find HUNDREDS of testimonials with PICTURES. I've never heard a single anecdote about it not working.
So if he's LYING about it not working why would I believe that this LARPing cuckold is telling the truth about its safety?
1. IT FUCKING WORKS
2. do your own research about safety, don't listen to this moron
John Lewis
And check my d2bs bitch ass fool
Wyatt Wood
Hair is also around your dick to keep it warm as well, its temperature matters
Also to protect it from friction and shit
Jackson Wood
Addendum: to put things into perspective there are way more testimonials of finasteride fucking people's dick up AFTER NOT USING IT FOR MONTHS than people who say jelqing fucked their dick up. And a lot of people say jelqing improved their erection quality.
Kevin Perry
Isn't it very unattractive to women tho ? by women I mean thots
James Adams
>doctors don't know stuff about how the body works
> I've never tried it myself so I won't say it's 1000 percent safe but it FUCKING WORKS
>testimonials aka personal anecdotes that are not free from bias
user. I hope to god you are trolling.
Justin Taylor
If you own your shit, thots and women will like pretty much anything
For example, my name is Robert and I have a nice crimson bush, if thots make any negative comment about my bush I joke "They don't call me Robert the Red for nothing!" and they ALWAYS laugh and shit and find me way more attractive for it, just don't be too serious about it:
If you pussy out and say "b-but y-you don't like my b-bush! Waaaah" then they will lose all respect for you
You gotta own it basically, if you can show them you live for you and not for them they'll love you for it, it's the most attractive thing for a dude after all
Try it and see for yourself
Aiden Jenkins
on paper it doesn't work but the human body is more complex than anyone knows.
PE doesn't seem to work with what science knows about the weener now but it does work I used to jelq and my dick got thicker dunno how exactly but it did.
once we start pretending we know everything about how something works it prevents us from experimenting and trying new things
Xavier Diaz
post proof or fuck off.
Everyone posts about jelqing like they actually have proof and it's all terrible quality pictures saying "LOOK IT'S HALF A CM BIGGER"
Ethan Thompson
Oy vey, delete this. I am trying to sell bathmates and you are bad for my business. Thanks goy.
Jeremiah Bennett
instead of asking for pictures of another mans dick why don't you try it?
it's not like i took a fucking picture with a ruler pressed against my dick every day while i did it.
and no one is ever going to grow inches off of jelqing you cunt
Logan Hall
>MFW: My man won't go to sleep naked.
>Says its uncomfortable
>I just wanna wake the man up with morning head from time to time.
Nicholas Miller
Just go on goodlookingloser or one of those faggy PE sites like PEGym or Thunder's place. Tons of people have progress logs with pics. There's no reason to be so mad.
Jace Brown
>I'm not going to show you any proof
>but believe me
Jace Diaz
See: I've never done PE myself cause my dick would get too big (7.5,5.5) but it's easy to find anecdotes and before/afters.
Kayden Phillips
>not knowing how to greentext
>didn't post a face for "MFW"
hey, at least you didn't use Reddit spacing, so you're not a total failure
also try getting some better sheets, ditch the cheap polyester (really just recycled plastic sold to stupid Americans) and get some nice comfy 100% linens or cottons, I guarantee you'll both want to be sleeping naked under those.
Jaxon Cox
>being this desperate to grow your micropenis
Colton Perez
Why are you so angry and desperate to prove that PE doesn't work? You haven't even provided any evidence. A snarky pasta from a "med student" doesn't count.
Luis Rogers
you haven't provided any evidence either jackass
and no, "search for it on this form that is full of selection bias" is not evidence.