How do I achieve this body, Veeky Forums?

How do I achieve this body, Veeky Forums?

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Don't read the sticky.

sexually antagonistic selection

The sticky advocates GOMAD, which will absolutely give you this body.

Why. Am. I. looking. At. This. Shit?

Absolutely no weight lifting
High-carb, high-fat, low-protein diet (e.g. standard american diet)
pro-estrogens

be leftist and feel empathy for women and minorities

edgy /pol/ poster

holy shit, it looks like those milk creatures from the new star wars

GOMAD+SS

Sometimes I feel happy being a skeleton

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>implying he's wrong

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God he looks like a fucking Dr Seus character

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This is what a shaved grinch looks like

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bad genes + never lift anything ever

god I hate /pol/

Don't we all, m8pai..

Ugh I know right... It was her fucking turn

klinefelter mode

Have an extra x chromosome

le pol boogeyman xd upboats mcreddit right guise?

>t. leftist cuck

Grinch is a Chad though.

1.Purchase a Nintendo console and all it's derivatives
2.Live exclusively off soy products
3.Become a leftist

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Get a second X chromosome

have klinefelter syndrome

This

...

how very ironic

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You're not wanted here

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You seem to know quite a bit about reddit for a guy telling others to go back :^)

i was literally just about to post this.

oh come on, why that black rectangle shit again?

step 1
go to kroger get a gross of soylet

the only correct answer

Is this physique reversible?

I don't want to be soyboy DYEL forever!

If God is real, he is truly a cunt

lots of soy

My goodness...

Does anyone have the picture that was posted with this thread once of a chained up trap listening to sissy hypno vr. A-a-asking for a friend...

1. M, T, W, T, F, S, S: 25x5 Squats
2. GOMAD
3. No cardio
4. Don't even move your arms

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This. If you want to be a fat slob however be a conservative.

>GOMAD stands for Gallon Of Milk A Day. GOMAD is a weight gain method that has been going around since years.
>Since years
Half of the liquid I drink is milk. How fucked am I?

/thread

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Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>trump crash and burn
>stock market highest its ever been
>no war with russia
>peace talks with nk

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>sit in a chair and play vidya every day
>drink soylent
there ya go

>posts meme about the meme war of 2016
>doesn't recognise one of the most iconic pieces of pasta from that time

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>middle aged women look like middle aged women
Is that suppose to be an argument?

dude you're a fucking retard go back to r/the_donald

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Soy only diet.

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Squats and estrogen supps

natty?