Got the mass but not the lass

>got the quads but not the broads

>got the gluties but not the cuties

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kek

got the traps but not the traps

>got the workout intensity but not the hair density

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>got the bigness but not the nigress

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>got the game but not the dame

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>got the might but not the height

>got the abs but not the crabs

worst feeling

>no longer a runt but still no cunt

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>Did the rows but not the hoes

>got the squats but not the thots

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>got aesthetics that rival jeff
>but still that feel when no gf

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>Look like zyzz, still can't jizz

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>2pl8 overhead presses
>still no girls in pretty dresses

>past the sticking point but not the dicking point

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>low bf but still no gf

AGHHHHHHHHHHH

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this doesn't even scan properly you FUCKING idiot

>got the lass but not the mass

I'm fine with this

>left humanity behind but girls pay me no mind

DELETE NOW

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> lost of chest flyes, but still a dyel

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>got the natty pecs but not my dad's respect

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>past the plateau but still no hoe

>got the muscle but i'll never be as smart as bertrand russell

>got the forearms but no strong chokes

>run 10 miles at a good pace
>still no girl to sit on my face

>can handle the kilos but not these feeloes

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your Dad loves you just the way you are

>got my marijuana but no piana :(

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I saw that thread. Solid reference.

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Linear progression won’t fix depression.

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> 1/2/3/4 but still no whore

>got the chinups but not the pinups

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>got a strong bum but haven't fucked a mum

>I'm a zero
>should an haro

Include me in the screencap

>thinking this is a screencap thread

stay on /r/Veeky Forums

>girls think I'm thicc but don't want my dick

>record my journey in my fitness blog
>still no big booty braphog

>Got those big traps
>Still enjoying those daily faps

that makes me angry

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>asking for cap will get you no pussy gap

starting fin+min+zinc 15mg everyday

>Maxed the leg press but still no milk laden breast

>look thick. solid. tight.
>still no date at friday night

>size of a truck but still no fuck

it needs to rhyme faggot

>weighted dips but no milky nips

Should I just become celibate boys? Does having a waifu help with the crushing loneliness?

>injecting my ass with gear but not with queers

>met a milk truck but she wouldnt let me fuck

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>no girlfriend to slurp your jizzum
>seriously considers waifuism

>3 plates off my chest I can shove
>still can not acquire her love

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not a green text brainlet

>personal record but no personal time

still doesn't rhyme

>you better start rhymin' if you want the hymen

>be in the best shape of my life
>still no wholesome christian wife

kek

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>lost 30 pounds
>can't grab her mounds

Veeky Forums is just roided out r/incel

>Face looks nice and body looks mean
>tfw no qt to lick my dick clean

>he goes to reddit

Wow please leave faggot

>My strength grows higher
>But girls never mire

>making massive gains
>still pain

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you don't know how to pronounce one of those words

>Got the traps but not the traps

>he doesn't speak Canadian

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>mfw

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Kwawds
Brawds
Are you retarded

>lifting iron, you'll get mirin
>lifting bodyweight, you'll be sorry m8

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> got the shoulder-waist ratio but not the Asian fellatio

>count calories every day
>no gf, might go gay

>strong enough to defeat China
>still cannot attain bagina

kek'ed

>got the gains but the pain remains

you wasted a great picture AND dubs on this one, smdh

> got the willy
> but not the filly

>aesthetic gains have hit their peak but in public I cannot speak

>girls want me to participate on their intramural softball team as a ringer
>but not bone them

I thought 2018 would be the year of the gf. It seems I was wrong.

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I have the crass but not the ass. Do I have to become a cuck to get it?

>pin the anabolics but not the chicks

good one user

I weight 80kg, I use machines with 80 weight. Does this mean I lift bodyweight or am I lifting iron, m8?

>machines

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