>when the awkward gym regular that probably browses Veeky Forums between sets makes awkward smalltalk with you
When the awkward gym regular that probably browses Veeky Forums between sets makes awkward smalltalk with you
what does he look like?
Bet hes probably skinny or fairly buff, awkward looking haircut, incel glasses, and probably super pale
>that one angry bloat that visibly gets angry when he doesn't lift enough
>being annoyed by somebody trying to make conversation
fuck off you stupid sperg
You talk to yourself in the mirror?
>anyone in the gym begins speaking to you
leave me the fuck alone
Yeah, OP if you just let go of your ironic detachment you could actually make a friend
>skinny
>buff
no other options
>inb4 (((fat)))
>when the hot girl keeps making eye contact with you in the mirror
>"big" by normie standards
>not fat but not lean either
>novice/intermediate lifts
>does full body
>has obvious hesitation in his voice whenever he speaks
>sounds like the kind of guy who would drop Veeky Forums references in a conversation
Gratz on those digits
>that guy that browses his phone in between sets
>that one guy who just stares into the void in between sets
if he doesn't seem like a total incel you should team up and slay tang, faggot.
>when someone asks to work in
Like seriously you fucking retard, wait 5 minutes for me to finish my last 2 sets instead of being a major autist
>feeling fit buddy?
digits confirm I'm a fag
Hope this is ironic
>that moment when a few of you are staring at the TV mid-set and something ridiculous or non-content comes on yet you keep staring and you wonder how many of them feel the void in their lives
>That guy who wears spandex and grunts in a sensual way when lifting
It isn't. If it's not something that's going to take an obnoxiously large time you can wait the 5 mins. I take 2 min rests MAX, you can wait 5 mins instead of being an autist
>when you ask how many sets somebody has left and they say "i'm done bro" everytime as if you're scary looking
:(
>that old man that gives teenagers unsolicited advice and generally makes them feel uncomfortable and doesn't back off when he's reported by multiple people
LA fitness is a cesspool
>that guy that rests more than 30 secs between sets
Fuck you. Why should someone have to delay their workout so you can sit there on your phone in between your sets. I don't understand how someone can actually be mad at someone for asking to work in. Maybe instead of saying yes and hiding your anger to later rant about on a Cantonese cartoon forum just say no and explain why you are such an autistic fuck. Kys
Because it takes more time to put the different weights on then it takes for the average person to rest? If I'm only gonna be using it for 5 minutes just wait
>That guy who wears basketball shorts
Fffuck you guys
Wrong. Unless you are doing deadlifts it would take about 15sec to swap weights. Also it is likely that they will want to do a similar weight and doesn't require a big change. Stop being selfish. Random question, are you an only child?
you are the autist if you can't handle sharing
>and super pale
I need to fucking tan more, Jesus Christ I just wish pollen season would end.
Kill yourself, if I see you in my gym I am asking to work in after every set you make and farting in your face.
I really was done bro
>>that one angry bloat that visibly gets angry when he doesn't lift enough
>tfw I always feel like the bloat is angry at me somehow in this situation
>that one guy that farts sometimes on deadlifts
seriously m8 wtf
you are gay
>that guy that takes the dumbbells to the bathroom
yes in fact you are retarded
lolz
Thats where gyms keep their scales tho
>The germ freak who uses toilet paper so he doesn't have to touch the bar
>Expecting men to accept girl cooties
that cesspool is my home
>that guy that minds his own business, is very humble, huge as fuck, making gains every weak, isn't juicing, doesn't grunt or make a scene when lifting, avoid all eye contact, behaves very aloof, never socializes, isn't a robot, but isn't a normie, a true cyborg that doesn't belong anywhere.
so you bring the dumbells in to test the scale?
Hey man this is me, I don't like to bother people and I'm gay so I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable, I just lift and mind my own business. A lot of regs try to talk to me sometimes but I really don't want to make any friends here.
>that guy who asks to work in after you tell him it's your last set or second to last set
This is every soyboy gay guy at the gym
>huge as fuck
>making gains
>"lmao soy boy"
u wot m8
She's looking at you because she notices you staring at her.
oh god do people notice
>smalltalk
dios mio...
>tfw
not really
I do it and I just have a determined look on my face so people think Im exhausted
Fuck you, man, at least I can promise you that I'm using my core in that moment.
Nice trips fag
check'd
You think you're better?
Why are you still browsing Veeky Forums then?
Literally me. Fuck you.
Try and stop me
hey you can talk to me about Veeky Forums nigga. no biggy
What gym you go to homie, you better not be talking about me
shit lad, you're a faggot
I'm curious why this is a meme. What do you wear? Sweatpants and an extra large hoodie with hood up ans beats headphones on?