How often do you take a dump and whats the optimal amount?

Same, day 3 here. It's rough but you have to make sacrifices to become fit.

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2-3 times I eat 2500-3000 kcal

>user is worried he's finding 3d women more attractive than 2d women
Never change Veeky Forums never change

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Once every morning, no streaks on the first wipe

>he wipes his ass with wood fiber
Get a bidet you nasty-assed idiot.

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If you shit more than once a day you have super autism.

Not user but I use a baby wipe at the end. I'd rather not shoot cold water at my arse you faggot

>he doesn’t drink coffee every morning
You will be shitting multiple times

Is this really a thing?

Yep. Statistics prove that never pooing ever boosts testosterone, drops estrogen and absolutely doesn't cause immense pain and the complete destruction of the internal organs. You should try it user

sounds good will try starting on monday

Apparently 3 is ideal, I'm around 2 per day.

>baby wipe
>wipes jew chemicals and his own shit all over his ass
>would rather have a chapped asshole than have an ass less clean than Pajeets
>afraid of being called a fag because he cleans his ass
The absolute state of Sharty McSwampass Amerimutts

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It’s healthy to have 2-3 shits day.

I used to shit 14 times per day When I was experimenting with my diet

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Are there any more pics of this semen demon?

Kek’d. Paper solider reporting in general user. We are taking extensive casualties in U bend, the boys just can’t penertrate the walls of wet wipes laden round the outer rim.

why do I feel an urge to cum in her mouth? Who is she? hnnggg

Want more pics of her?

I shit at least 3 times a day sometimes 2 now. I piss like every 30 mins now

Name?

Yeah it's solid shit. I've always pooped a lot. 5 is probably the max. 3-5 is probably the actual range. I've been up for about 2 hours and I'm on my second poop. That's because I take a big poop when I get up, then drink coffee and have to poop again. Probably won't poop again for another 3-4 hours. Then I'll poop before bed.

i shit like once every 3 days. always been like this, no matter the diet. Never had any pain or discomfort, just big logs

is this normal fellas

yes

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=PC87KaVv9S4

I think the video is a visual representation of a man fighting a losing battle against his lust which consumes him and drove him to fuck up a relationship with a girl who loved him genuinely. But then again he is a neet-looking otaku, and these creatures can neither be loved nor get laid.

Anyone here have a scale near their toilet and weigh themselves before and after taking a shit?

Usually my dumps are around 1 pound but I've had 2-3 before.

Post pics of the real woman you humongous faggot, not this cartoon shit.

Gee, you're welcome. Try saucenao.

How do I get a tongue like that? That's a nice tongue.

And yes, I do brush my tongue.

Purblind

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>not doing /NoCrap/
enjoy no gains

This guy poops

WELL I SURE WOULD TOO. LOL TRICKED YOU FAGS

as usual, the full album is disappointing compared to the sole pic

I personally see it as a visual representation of Japan's declining birth rates, and how videogames/anime/otaku degeneracy have ruined the chance of finding a nice irl girl to wife and knock up

I shit once a week. Sometimes less, but after two weeks of not shitting I take a mild laxative to get things going.
I've always been this way and I don't have any bowel issues so I guess it's fine. They're always rock hard no-wipe pebbles too.

My doc said anywhere from once every three days to three times a day us normal. I shit four times a day. Huge ones too.

I almost never shit because my gut is fucked up from being a fatass, and I'm told by doctors that I have an extra twisted up intestine. So, I do regular enemas, but not every day. I don't eat a lot so if I do an emema every other day I'm good.

0-3 times a day, varies

The real question is how much does she poop a day?