Mogged

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>be at work
>bored
>decide its a good time to hit on the girls at the front desk
>walk in, their new manager is a little pajeet guy with glasses, a chubby face and a thick accent
>interupt him by saying something along the lines of "whats going on ladies"
>they stop paying any attention to him and hes mumbling about work shit while the girls are asking me about my weekend
>finish up conversation
>"alright see ya later man"
>he mumbles something

MOGGED

You are an asshole man.

>uni
>professor asks question to class
>answer gets bonus points on next test
>shout out answer
>get nothing
>chad shouts out same answer word for word
>"very good!"

I feel you man.
I feel you so hard.

>be in first day of class
>class mostly girls and I'm the hottest guy in class
>teacher is qt and has big milkies
>feels good
>all of the sudden chad walks in fashionably late and all the girls turn towards him with lust in their eyes
>sit their furious as receive the mogging of a lifetime
>seething
>weeks go by and I still feel inferior but I keep ignoring him
>one day leaving class chad makes sure to hold the door open for me multiple times
>think he can't be all that bad
>next class teacher looks sad and has an announcement
>says one of our classmates died over the weekend
>I'm on the edge of my seat
>its chad
>fuck chad fucking dead loser look who is supreme now faggot
>I'm happy internally as we are forced to have a moment of silence in class
>tfw I won

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lmao chad btfo

RIP chadbro

death cause?

top kek how'd he die? OD?

You're a cunt kys unironically

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top kek, cheers m8, dd you clip him?

I was just in that room like 2 hours ago.

>UT old man post grad student

Stabbed to death in the hood

Didn't say in the paper. He was in frat and they didnt list the cause of death so ill assume it was an OD

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lmao good for you buddy : ^ )

What is the sauce on this?

>5'9 and living in Sweden
Man, all my friends except one is atleast 6'
Fucking jew womanlet mom

His tits

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Living in Sweden is the GOAT MOGG by itself, your whole country gets mogged by brown people

t. pajeet

It's like they're a different species.

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Even worse if it's a joke you just said.

H Y P E R C H A D

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The cope is real

yeah not only that i got to be born in the shittiest country of Scandinavia, but i got shitty jew genes also

Fuck dude, my dad looks like a fucking nord out of Skyrim and i look like some rat as breton

That really is the virgin tie wearer and the Chad T-shirt

But you belong to the choosen people, which should grant you an endless amount of shekels right ?

>grabbing a burger and beer with a friend
>I'm 5'11" manlet, he's like 6'1"
>hot hostess asks how many of us their are
>hold up two fingers and say two while she looks right past me at my friend
>doesn't even acknowledge me
>I'm pretty built and he's a skinnyfat fuck

All that matters is height, anyone that thinks otherwise is an idiot

manlet needs a bra

left is natty, middle is 100% on roids, right should just end it

>be me
>Veeky Forumsgirl i like
>turbochad makes everyone of them wet
>can't even get this girl to notice me because she is so into turbochad that won't accept anyone less than him
>turbochad will never notice girl
>also tfw skinny shy fuck

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I'll never understand for the life of me why ties became not only required for wagecuck jobs, but popular as normal fashion accessories. They look like shit compared to cravats or ascots for formal wear, and make people look disheveled when worn with poorly-fitting work shirts and old slacks.
Only bow ties are worse.

drowned in pussy

At least you got som MRes bro

>5' 8" 165lbs
>in great physical shape
>Cousin is 6' 5" 330lbs - a big fat fuck
>Women are always coming up to him and he gives them bear hugs and smacks their ass and they laugh
>I put in hours at the gym and nobody notices me
>He eats pizza and drinks beer and he always has an endless supply of women

life isn't fair. If you are not graced with height you are fucked

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yeah I'm 5'11" like I said, lingering around 205 15% bf or so. My friend just calls me "meathead" as a joke. I have a feeling that's what most women think for real. Probably just think I"m compensating.

>open thread hoping for titty mog pics
>only pic in the entire thread is a duplicate of the fucking OP
Shit thread

>duplicate

I'm an autistic dyel half-black autist with an average dick who never had a gf
Thank God at least I am 186cm

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>shit eyes
start doing eye raises before you say more stupid shit

420 bro!

Kek is laughing at you

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nah, it just gives you shitty genetics and the ability to say oy vey
>MRes
what?

I'm dying

You're overthinking waaaay too much.

>tan is disgusting
>tattoos are too

Harsh

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Ronaldo actually looks small. Any got his stats?

He's 6'2

You will never be Dolph Lundgren at 6' 5"

Just thought I would cheer you up with how he looks today at 60

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>guy is about 5'3"
>DESPERATE for the girl I've started hanging out with in uni
>walking along the hall one day with him and her
>she's one one side, he's on the other, I'm in the middle
>she says "haha it's like user is a pimp and we're his bitches"
>manlet replies "haha" and then veers off without a word towards the shop, leaving us to our laughter
funny time but i felt a bit bad for him. i don't think she even know what she was saying.

How come you talk about fucking Nords and Bretons and don't know what MRes is..
Magic resistance? Bretons got 25% magic resistance as a racial bonus?


It might help you resist thot magic longer, but I guess in the end it's just the last pure swedish girls not wanting to waste their genes on a fucking kike lookalike

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oh, didn't think of magic resistance

But no, I don't have the jew nose atleast, it looks normal. It's just my chin and hairline that is jewish, like damn. It's bad

Even at 60 he has a better body then I ever will

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desu he looks even better at 60

I'm convinced that Dolph was created in a lab to be the perfect man. No homo

whats up with the hat big guy

Why'd he ever marry that ugly nigger lmao

is it possible to mog a past version of yourself?

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James Mogging the hoes

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>go outside
>literally not one man with smaller wrists than me
>regularly wrist and hand mogged by old ladies
It's banger for me

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Yikes talk about a waste

This one doesn't work for me, the guy on the left looks normal while the right guy looks like some scaled up human, he doesn't even fit in the chair.

>mfw i do this all the time in class
lean to project your voice faggot lmao

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post the webm

to this day i dunno what was that manlet thinking when he decided to take his shirt and show off his titties

Literally looks like he just got cropped and scaled up in photoshop, kek

this fucking shop

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>this is what manlets tell themselves

RIP Piano guy

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>cravats or ascots
Hello homosexual

She could smell your insecurity more than anything user, that's why she didn't look at you

You don't think he looks scaled up? You know children aren't just small adults right, they have different proportions, it's the same for excessively tall people.

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Lol. 5'11 and 6'1 isn't a huge difference. He's probably way better looking than you or you're an insecure fruitcake.

Source-I'm 5'11 and my brother is 6'1. Face and frame overshadow MARGINAL height differences. Inb4 I'm coping.

6'2 while wearing shoes and Is only that taller than a a barefoot 5'9 ? Guess i got memed by Veeky Forums

I mog myself just going out the door being 175 cm in Denmark.

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She was unusually thicc before, this is very rare and most women crash and burn after a pregnancy unfortunately

I mog myself just going out the door being 185 cm in the Netherlands.

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>5'11 vs 6'1

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>go to car show
>neatly park my car with my friends and pop the hood
>clean, shimmering engine bay with thousands of dollars worth of upgrades
>stock mclaren arrives
>mogged

Move to California. You are a giant here

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I feel you brother

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ronaldo is 6'

Seriously not even gay, I just always thought antiquated fashion looked cool. Men being limited to a suit and tie for all formal occasions is boring as hell and stifles self-expression.

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>At club with mixed group of friends
>Try to make a move on friend that I like
>I try to hold hands with her as we dance and spin her around
>She uncomfortably releases hands

>Spot chad bro I haven't seen in a while
>As we chat she runs over to us
>Don't understand how they know each other, I ask them, they smile and don't say anything
>Later find out they had a one night stand before that went on till the morning and this is the first time she saw him since
>They're not even friends on facebook

H-haha

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I'm 184cm and I feel short.

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He has never married a nigger. He did bang a negress at one point, long time ago. But both of the women he's been married with and has children with, were Aryan.

Pic not related, surely? Considering she looks the best in the pre-pregnancy pic.

do oyu live in the Netherlands?

Know the feel. I'm 185 and have troubling finding guys shorter than me

No I live in Sweden.

Jesus

>tfw 181 cm in Finland
>go outdoors and half the women are taller than 6 feet