Whats the verdict on shirtless selfie for tinder

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If you can pull it off do it.

Whatever gets you laid

You have to be 100% Chad or fail miserably and get called a conceited loser , which is what most people who take shirtless selfies and set them as their profile are. You're never as big or shredded as you think

The crown jewel is a shirtless beach photo

gotta get someone else to take the picture of you in some setting where it's acceptable to have your shirt off. otherwise it's a turnoff unless you are chard

Irrelevant.

Pro-tip: FACE

FPBP

The younger you are the better it works for you as you get older the more it being situationally correct is needed.

I'm pretty ripped so I have it up. A few girls have told me that they thought I was out of their league, will is hilarious because I post on Veeky Forums

ive talked this over with thots before

its fine if you are jacked, but not normie jacked, actually fit approved jacked

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Go outside, find good lighting and think of a reason to not have a shirt on. Personal recommendation is at a beach with friends, but there's other ways to do it.

you dont even need company to do it, get a stand for your cellphone, or some tripod, and get it on autoshutter

even some app for interval pictures to take one each X seconds and then pic the most you like

beach, pond, dunes, even a lagoon or something

get creative and godspeed user

how many matches should i be expecting. Ive swiped right maybe 25 times and have 6 matches. I get the feeling these are terrible numbers

You'll probably just come off as a douchebag

Since nowadays Tinder is an app for bitches to choose guys:

Women usually get a 90% match when swiping on guys (shooting fish in a barrel)

Im guessing a HIGH response for men is a 20% matches (you get 50 likes/yes every 12 hrs, make your math)

hmm i have 25+ likes, does that mean 25 people swiped right on me?

if you have to ask, don't do it.

In 95% of situations its bad.

>got a match
>some random spring breaker
>"spring breaking with no bikini pics in the profile? i'm disappointed in you, young lady"
how okay or bad was this? i'm not taking it seriously anyway but i'm also 2autist4text

im not a pro but that sounds very cringe

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too long, say the same thing with less cringey words

fair. thanks guise

>Is a selfie?
No.

>Is it a beach/pool pic?
Yes.

Why is this a question?

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What about the woods? Would it be acceptable for an adult male to do this in the middle of the woods at a park or something?

>needing to use tinder to get sex
>needing to study a guide and ask people just to make a profile on the cancerous app

beta aspie

>he doesn't want easy internet sex
>he doesn't want to profile mog men who may otherwise be superior in every way
beta aspie

fuckin this. last semester i went out with this sorority girl who told me she told all of her friends i was way out of her league. i never could have dreamed of talking to a girl who looked like her in high school

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This is 100% Milk Truck.

If you want random hookup thots sure

If you want respectable women I would say not to.


How you present yourself determines the type of people you want to attract

ill bet

are you a legit lumberjack?

this.
shirtless bathroom selfies are just sad.

I wouldn't consider woman as"people"

If you live a fake life girls will quickly find out

t. woman
It never amazes me how often I see femanons in this thread trying to tear guys down.

Whats fake? You go to the beach take a pic and then tell the girl thats from when you went to the beach...which is true

About as fake as your makeup you dumb nigger. I'm not on tinder to have you discover my life. I just want to you to eat my ass and i fingerblast you then we part ways.
Why do people try to find dates on tinder?

>tfw got 4 numbers last weekend from tinder alone but actually too busy to meet with any of them

Fake news

Also if you only want to pump and dump it doesn't matter

>implying women arent brainless meat holes

if you're tryina get laid, then do it. if you're trying to find a nice girl to date, then don't. it's all a matter of what kind of girl you want to attract.

>being a degenerate hedonist scraping the bottom of the barrel for literal whores

>not being a degenerate hedonist
>in current year

>tfw when i live in South Mississippi
>tfw the closest college is 90 miles away
>tfw tinder only has fatties and single mothers.
>tfw i can swipe over 100+ in a week and get maybe 1 or 2 matches.
>tfw my area is saturated by shirtless selfie dudes cause its close to a military base.

The Shirtless Selfie thing is over used honestly.
I agree with . I dont believe in letting the bitches be choosy like that.

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I have this up and it’s started a few conversations

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im in awe of the size of this lad. Absolute unit

absolutely baffled.

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I like this picture mind if i save it?

This. Pretty much a selfie is a no-go unless you are fuckin joocy

Jesus fucking Christ. What is this.

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Did your first cycle give you those stretch marks? Honestly curious.