*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

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Braaaap. Sniff. Sniff.

> Why my refrigerator so happy

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Holy fuck her tits must be like 30 pounds a piece.

Id love to fuck femanon Asterix and Obelix analy

>That's a huge bitch

CRIKEY! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT BRAPPOPOTAMUS!

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thank you

>i feel self conscious if I don't have a pump yet these bitches are walking around in a bra fat as fuck and not even self conscious at all

Imagine how hot and ginormous her titties would be if she was thinner

kek

I'd try to fuck the bigger one honestly

>get in car
>drive around her
>continue to my destination

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Left one is definitely fuckable

> that guy who takes his car to drive around brapqweens between sets

I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't fuck bbw. It's honestly the best sex

first of all, my dick is 5' so shit would look fucking weird, then it's actually fucking disgusting

NOT IN MAH SWAMP

>my dick is 5'
that would look extremely weird and terrifying to say the least

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lol'd

Sad thing is she would look great if she wasn't fat

BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Sad thing is makeup would make her look great if she wasn't fat

You can just tell these thots are fucking ugly

Why do a large number of fat women look highly overweight but with no double chin? Mine shows up 10 lbs into my bulk ffs, right is at least 60 over and hers isn't as bad as mine.

make up, weird creams, hairdo (believe it or not), angle and lihgting, fat bitches are pioneers of getting tricky angles to hide their bulbous chins

I'd believe it, seems like a lot of effort compared to eating less. I know some people also have godly fat distribution, can tell on overweight guys with no dchin.

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sniffposting is the reason I get up in the morning

Agreed. I guarantee everyone itt would smash that.

Neck yourself, shitlover.

u know what the worst part of nofap is? thinking that right iS ACTUALLY FUCKABLE MY GOD I HATE NOFAP

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>blue and white striped pants
TOPKEK

/thread

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Hahaha good one user

fpbp

The number 10 can't defeat me

laf'd harder than i should've

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underrated

*blocks your path*

The only way through is to admit that feminism is required in the current year and you must renounce the inherited white male patriarchal (possibly Christian) heredity power you have inherited.

What do?

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Only if she lost at least 30 pounds

there is something wrong with me. I'd fuck the one on the right, but I would also find myself about halfway through regretting my decision and wanting to stop, but feeling guilty about not finishing so I'd dutifully try to finish as fast as I can while trying to ignore the fact that I'm porking a hambeast. I would probably pretend I was jacking off and she was standing in for the hand. That might work. Though sometimes it doesnt and I just have them blow me until I cum. I try to assuage the post finish guilt by reminding myself that I was just doing my part to contribute to charity. At least their throat can't be fat. brb, necking myself.

id fuck both of them, fuck what you all say

>post ending in 69
u know what, fuck it imagine the assquakes as she bounces off ur dick, also i would go thru the exact same thought process, dont neck urself yet my mans

*Jumps over them*

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Sweep the leg

Lactose Lexus just drove in.

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I literally burst out laughing.
thanks user

I’d try to fuck them both, at once.

I knew a girl who had similar tiddies in college. She had to get a breast reduction surgery cause it was fucking up her back.

I would smash the right one just because I've never seen breasts larger than a C cup in person.

I live a sad life.

I'd unironically smash the right because I'm a titcow connoisseur and chubby chaser.

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underrated

what meme is this?

Fat accumulates around the face and neck much more in men than women, on average.

I'll bite. BBW sex is a chore. You can't maneuver and manhandle them as easily. Most positions are awkward and you can't get deep enough. You literally have to lift up or spread their fat to access parts of their body. They are usually very passive in bed and get winded quickly. Some softness is very nice but after a certain point it just gets in the way.

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>B-but muh basketball tits
Fat tits are too squishy with no form. Honestly, smaller tits that aren't mostly fat feel more "intimate".

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Chestlets are basically irl lolis and liking them makes you a pedophile. Case closed.

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I like big tits too but there's a clear difference between large tits and fat tits.

Based

>That fat girl that hangs out with that fatter girl so she can be "the hot one".

I'd fuck right

lol

not big enough mate, that beaut was at least this big

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Holy Shit, it works.

mah nigga

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a cup tiddies and a thick, perky ass >>> e cup perky tiddies and no ass

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Tell her she needs to drain what is left of my white male privilege by unloading my seed deep in her fertile beaver. Only then will I be renounced of my male privilege

I've honestly never seen anyone continuously get so ugly

>She was the "hot girl" in Neighbors 2

My pleasure. She's ideal. Imagine the alpha children she would breed

Lmao

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I miss Steve; I hope he gets to see all kinds wondrous animals now...

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>La bestia abieta americana....
>Del Ogro de las americas...

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this has to be my favorite meme of all time

GIB MILKIES

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