/og/ - Oats General

hit me with your best oat recipe. roommate moved out and left a bunch of oats I can cook. I'm trying to get over my disgust for them

Raw blend into my morning smoothie. Along with banana, pomegranate, cashews, protein powder and milk. Blessed be the fiber. I dont even start getting hungry till midday.

1 cup oats in pot
1 3/4 cups water in pot
butter
salt
brown sugar
bring to boil then turn to medium
stir for 5-8 minutes
pour in bowl
add walnuts

i’ve been putting a couple scoops of penut butter along with a spoonfull of honey in mine and it’s been great. if i have walnuts i’ll put those in too

>oats
>whey
>green apple
>cinnamon
>milk

delicious shake

so good friends

cook them then put flax, seeds, nuts, and like 3 tbsp of peanut butter. the GOAT meal tbqh

2/3 cup rolled oats
scoop of choc whey
tbs peanut butter
banana
milk

ITT: People eating horse feed
I can make a few shekels selling oats to farmers, sure, but I figured oat that I can make even more shekels by convincing gullible idiots to eat them and selling it directly to them instead
Quite literally "goyim" by definition
Thanks boys, keep eating them oats

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Greek yogurt and honey

You're wlecome

thanks for further convincing me to eat oats since horses have massive gains

>he doesnt want to be strong like a horse

Horses are muscular and lean as fuck with huge dicks so

>he doesn't want to have a big horse cock

whats your fav energy ball recipe?

>wants to emulate horse gains but doesn't realize he is eating a years' worth of pesticides in every bowl of Monsanto(tm) GlyphoOats(c) and thus will never have anything close to a horse build

>thinks the horses aren't also eating those gmos

What are you trying to say?

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That's like the most common breakfast. Or at least here in Denmark it is.

Is that so? Here in burgerland I was always taught you had to cook them on a stove first.

picrelated costs like $8 CDN at Costco and lasts me 2 months. Nice business you have there, dipshit

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You don't have muesli in burgerland??

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>tfw i tried to go back to eating oats and all it did was give me serious intestinal issues
>ground i nsmoothies, oatmeal, didnt matter, horrific gas and near diarrhea every time
>tried to tolerate for months to see if i just needed time but nope, still happened every day
>had to give up oats

ill never exit skelly mode

Brother...

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Maybe some regions do but I've never seen it.

>it's cheap so why not
Did you also order 10kg of maltodextrin direct from China for 10$ because "it's cheap and those calories could be good for bulking"?

Donald, the oats...

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We feed dogs chicken, beef, and pork.
Stop eating dog food user.

i have muesli on a box and i just add it to my cooked oats with some berries and peanut butter

I mix 1 cup dry with two scoops of protein powder and 1.5 cups water, let it soak about 15 minutes. Out the door with 60 grams of protein.

Is this natty?

>maltodextrin

no because that's garbage. Unlike oats

Favorite bulking recipe:
120g oats
240ml milk
nuke that shit for like 2 min
stir in 96g peanut butter
nutella to taste
delicious as fuck

Pour oats (around 2 DL) into bowl
Add pinch of salt
Pour in water so it covers the oats
Microwave 2 1/2 minutes
Add milk
Top with water you like, honey, fruit, peanut butter, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, etc.
You can also add a scoop or two of protein powder to the milk

>microwave
>literally banned in entire USSR due to toxic effects and destruction of all nutrients in the food
kek, I love the fact that this is a fitness board

>implying the GMO oats doesn't have growth hormones in them
retard

>"Microwave is evul"
>Sites a failed communist shithole as being "smart" enough to ban them

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>he fell for the "gmo's are brain control ultrapesticides"
back to the pseudoscience dumpster that is /pol/

>muh /pol/ bogeyman
don't blame that faggot on us you cuck.

I used to cook them. Now I just let them soak for half and hour
I think I'll try cooking them in savoury meals, tried the fried egg, mushroom and spinash dish and it was 4/10, gotta try again

Instant oats have less fiber and are less healthy in general. And probably have added sugar and shit

>rub salt and pepper on chicken THIGHS then dice them
>sautee that bitch in a bit of oil (don't need much because THIGHS,) with onions, garlic, and GINGER
>when THIGHS are cooked, add oats and water

Interesting. Gonna try this week