What now?

What now?

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I meant my penis.

>Well here's my number: ________. Maybe I can help you forget your exams *insert either happy or flirty emoji here*

Let's get coffee after your exam!

Doesn't get more Chad than this.

"I know that, a good drink at (bar name) tomorrow night would do it, first rounds on me"

Should I do it?

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she seems interested so just ask to meet up before you ruin it with more talk

Yes faggot, what on Earth do you have to lose

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Ya, sure, set yourself up for the obvious. "forget about it the second it's over" feedback.

Lmfao you cringey beta faggot
"First rounds on you" is the only acceptable line, and I wouldn't even use that

(wo)manlets btfo

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DUBS DEMANDS

Were rolling

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>"Let's go out for drinks later this week to celebrate the completion of your exams. I was thinking Tuesday, 8pm at Wojacks. (whatever date time/place you want)

(second text)

Just don't let my dashing good looks and seemingly superhuman charm distract you from studying.

OP if you say this and aren't repulsively unattractive you will have a date.

just ask her if she wants to have sex after her exams

Whoa, I thought only guys did the "Whatever you're ugly anyway" thing

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Do it man
If she's worth hanging out with at all then she'll laugh it off with you
If she's not
We'll laugh it off with you

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Uuuh i meant to say
"my love for you,Denis"

"Sorry, sent that message to the wrong conversation haha
So you wanna meet up after your exam?"

Dubs pls

She unmatched me guys. It’s over

>Yes, Prince Charming.

"I meant Denis not Penis stupid autocorrect" and hope she doesn't say that doesn't make any sense

No pls dont ruin this
Just invite her to a coffe ir something like this

Autism

Thanks for the laugh user, cheers

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Of course now you must follow up with the, "So, what do you say?"

>cockblocking yourself
hahaha

You're the hero we needed

I wonder if she would match with dudes 5’3 or 5’5 and under? I’ve have girls at 5’ tell me 5’9 is kinda short. Good on you bro

>Let's go out for drinks later this week to celebrate the completion of your exams. I was thinking Tuesday, 8pm at Wojacks.

Jesus Christ.

Is he in your can?
No? Do you want him in it? XD

"The Grapes where sour anyway"

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Let's make that less autistic for you

> What do you say we get drinks Tuesday?

Well at least now you can go charge your phone

Redemption

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demands it

>don't look like a Chad
>try to pull a Chad move

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the sky

>Hello
>Hey
>What's up

This shit is always the worst, it's like neither person wants to take the initiative of starting the conversation so it just bounces back and forth

Is this an erectile dysfunction joke? Not funny

>MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY
>MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY

do it faggot

lmaoing at ur life virgins, you must be fucking ugly if you can't make that work.

Good segue, cuts to the chase and a joke that displays lighthearted confidence. You've got to be a fucking retard to not be able to get a date this way

riveting conversation you guys have going.
she looks like a porker, ask her if she drives a milk truck

please lick my peepee

The milk truck

>hi

>not much, you?

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My dick if you show me your panty stains

oh shit nigger what are you doing

kek fucking autist

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My place or yours?

You are both on that bullshit app for a reason why beat around the bush

How do you feel about retrieving my golden dick with your mouth

Looking for casual sex. Down?

they can be really messy!
do you like golden showers?

Well done faggot

Lark's Tongues in Aspic is better than In the Court of the Crimson King

>ok

that's funny, the color of your messages to me on this app are also golden!

Nice. You ever fucked one? ;)

user PLS SHES GOT GIANT MILKERS DONT FUCK THIS UP

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PLEASE THIS OP

How about me and me dog take care of you, honey ?

"how's about I give you a golden shower"

If I was her I'd totally go for that line

>me dog

too bad, i only have a sausage dog

What the fuck. Get the fuck out of here retard.

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Reroll

You choosed the worst one

jesus christ

My sides

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you gonna beat me up?
absolutely terrible, should have used my line instead

enjoy jail

#metoo

You really thought it was a funny thing to say?

KEK

I can't wait to see how do you fuck this up

You have a nice ass

digits

Lmao you have her hooked. Ask for sex

She sounds desperate OP

>How about I smile all over your pussy

that's not a real girl

I smile bcz thingken about the milkers

this

Yours would be too if it had my cum on it

That's a bot.

THIS

minus

second

I swear to fuck if the nigger faggot mods delete this I'll flood this board with blacked for a month

she looks ugly and desperate
fugg her

is this an ugly bot or something?

Arise Kara Boga poster

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Ask her something to prove she's not a bot.