El Duende Verde

el abominacion...

El monstruo de las Canadians

mama mia..adios mio de la bestia vive

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El devorador vegetal

Los atrocidad de la columna vertebral

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El stegasauro...

¡El cabezon!

Canada is in the Americas you retard amerimutt

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El diablo chillón

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el vegetal humano...

La mariposa terrible

El Malparido

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cara gonorea.
pero enserio, negros? ni mis perros

El sin tetas...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

el duende verde...

You fucking faggots made me laugh and now my sleeping mouth tape is deattached, gotta go fucking tape it again. Thanks

I love these threads.
Pic related that guy

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why the fuck is he doing that face lmao it looks like he's suffering

Why do people sit at this low body fat? Can't be healthy, or feel nice.

How long has he been training?

How can he have no chest at all? I also have no chest or back but I'm DYEL. Surely I will gain chest muscle eventually, right guys?

>Surely I will gain chest muscle eventually, right guys?

nope. you're fucked. kill yourself you stupid faggot.

Low bodyfat is the best of feels u fatass. Lots of energy and healthy

>having no energy reserves = lots of energy
Subsistence eating is not healthy, you need some fat.

Yeah, that's why pros keep their bodyfat in single digits year round

EL MARICA NEGRO! CONSIGUE EL GAS!

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QUE CARAJO AQUI
LARGATE CABRON

Kek

Holy shit LITERALLY looks like the abomination from The Incredible Hulk (2008)

El constipado

TOPKEK

chekd n kekd

La grotesquo peniclino muttiado

>i stoped eating steak for this

Kek nice

El zanahorio vengado

Dios nuestro Señor Soberano de los siglos Omnipotente y Todopoderoso: tú que lo has hecho todo y que lo transformas todo con tu sola Voluntad; tu que en Babilonia transformaste en rocío la llama del horno siete veces más ardiente, y que protegiste y salvaste a tus tres niños Santos. Tu que eres doctor y médico de nuestras almas; tu que eres la salvación de aquellos que se dirigen a ti, te pedimos y te invocamos: has vana, expulsa, y pon en fuga a toda creatura, toda americano y aberración genetica, toda luz extinguido y todo goblino, mal de ojo de americanos maléficas y malvadas, realizadas sobre estos tus siervos. Has que en cambio de la envidia y el maleficio obtengan abundancia de bienes, fuerza, éxito y caridad.

Tu Señor que amas a los hombres, extiende tus manos poderosas y tus
brazos altísimos y potentes y ven a socorrer, y visita estas pobres imágenes
tuyas, mandando sobre ellas el Ángel de la Paz; fuerte y protector del alma
y el cuerpo que mantendrá alejado y expulsará a cualquier fuerza malvada.
Todo envenenamiento y hechicería de personas corruptoras y envidiosas,
de modo que debajo de ti tu suplicante protegido te cante con gratitud: “el Señor es mi Salvador y no tendré temor de lo que pueda hacerme el hombre; no tendré temor del Mal porque tu estás conmigo”, tu eres mi Dios, mi fuerza, mi Poderoso Señor. Señor de la Paz ¡Padre de los siglos futuros!

Sí Señor Dios nuestro ¡ten compasión de tu imagen y salva a tu siervo!, salva a tus siervos de todo daño o amenaza procedentes de maleficios, protégelos poniéndolos por encima de todo mal, por la Intercesión de la más que bendita y gloriosa Señora, la Madre de Dios y Siempre Virgen María, de los resplandecientes Arcángeles Miguel, Gabriel y Rafael, de los Santos Ángeles custodios y de todos tus Santos.

Der abnormale..

not even his spine wants to be part of this faggot, it looks like it's about to take off

WHY IS HIS SKIN GREEN

>implying he isn't

Toppest kek

El creatura americana......

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La gains extinguido...

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Being a liftetime natty lifter from Belarus doesn't add anything to your credibility. I'm not defending the veganguy, but this is pretty much why so many people believe in broscience and why your mom thinks protein shakes are steroids

Kek checados negrito, regresate a /col/

>sleeping mouth tape

.....what?

ayy lmao

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>your mom thinks protein shakes are steroids
My doctor acted like this too. How can someone so educated be so stupid. Doctors are like fucking geniuses of the human body until it comes to anything regarding diet or fitness, then they suddenly don't know anything.

El vegano tenebroso

dios mio...

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los trapecios atrocidados...

El demonio vegetal, El terror de tomates

I think you overestimate them, so many of them are fucking dumb beyond belief and you wonder how the fuck they became doctors.

I heard two doctors arguing over if pickles had high sodium content once.

There are so many instances where I have seen them demonstrate complete lack of knowledge about incredibly simple concepts.

is that gorilla warfare ?

....Mirelurks

you are what you eat

el marciano de la fruta
el sin proteina
el goloso verdoso
el carbohidrato vegetal
el mulato calabaza
el marido del mago travestido Harry

he actually has my GOAL arms

Lol, you've never been that low. 10 to 15% you feel full of energy, at 5% you'll just feel like your dying.

el vegano extinguido

El esquirrelino voladora

los biceps amorfos

La cara de cagar verdoso mirandose en el espejo

Los ganancias veganos

You can joke all you want but at least this guy has a successful life, he owns a house and is already married.

I bet you fuckers don't even have girlfriends.

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>El giblino casado con la hobgoblina
Kill them with fire before they lay eggs
Also
>That shit hair

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This "girl" is actually a guy I think

Is synthol vegan?

So psyched we're all learning Spanish so we can shitpost bilingually

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mew mew mew
don't be a mouth breather

What a pathetic wedding.

Que mierda has dicho sobre my, pequeno puta? Te dire que he sido El Numero Uno en mi tropa de Los Focas Terribles

he is quite clearly
a) gay
b) literally insane

>he owns a house

He rents an apartment and in the recent blogs you can see the floor is full of trash everywhere as well as rabbit shit. They also keep all of their stuff in dirty boxes. They are living like dirty and poor gypsies.

That is the most pathetic marriage ceremony I have ever seen. These two are not happy, they are just barely surviving and living a miserable life.

Doctors haven't been smart since the invention of internet. They don't even have to memorize any medical knowledge anymore, they have computers in their offices, and when a patient comes in with symptoms, the doc puts the symptoms in a search program and the computer tells them what the patient is suffering from.

>Kill them with fire before they lay eggs
he already sterilized himself

I would like to add, just because im full of it and have to put in my 2 cents. I am friends with many 3-4th year "med" students looking to get in to med school, and they are honestly not more intelligent or really all that more knowledgeable than most stem students. Even the brightest don't stand out as "actual geniuses". Sure, there is probably like a 115 iq barrier to entry for being a doctor, but beyond that, its all about dedication and work ethic. 115 iq is not all that smart, at least not enough to offer god-like reverence to the words that come out of 115iq people's mouths.

Beyond that, I speak with quite a few med students about some endocrinology and nutrition related stuff and honestly, most don't even pretend to know what's going on. They just admit that that is not what they've studied and some are just as curious to know as I am, but they DO NOT learn a lot of the basic, day-to-day health stuff in any depth, just how to treat diseases and acute health issues in a hospital.

I assume this is the US? Here in sweden we gotta go through 2 years of biochem before we can go out to clinics and actually start creeping around after real doctors. So for the first 2 years we're basically biochem + anatomy, and we focus a shitload on homoestasis.

How do you understand all of your paki colleagues?

>Implying anyone actually considers the pakis real doctors

cmon. All you gotta do is follow the qt newly examined grills around, and the focused huge guys. The pakis (or more likely iranians) really keep to themselves in the shitter parts. Come to an actual hospital and there are basically none of em around.

Canada, but the same deal. There are a whole lot of FOB's and in general the education system puts them through only a few dedicated "biochem" courses in their whole uni studies.

100% serious the bulk of potential "med school" students here have mostly taken math and pure chemistry courses, some biology on the side (of which most is animal/bacteria related), there are very few courses related to exercise or nutrition science, or really any sort of practical hormonal study.

From what I've heard this isn't much covered in med school either, though I can't actually guarantee that. Most of the "med school machine" around her revolves around dishing out meds, not about prevention or any society wide health. Doctors are meant to care about people who show up in their office with symptoms and which meds to give them to treat the symptoms, nothing else.

In about 20 years all of our docs are gonna be 2nd gen chinamen or pakistanis who literally only got into it for money (I know dozens of these people personally). It's gonna be a real ride.

El que acecha en las sombras

Wew, sounds like complete garbage. At least here whites still dominate medical school. Pharm on the other hand is like brown people central. I've actually asked my fellow med students if they have any theories on why there are so god damn many second and third gen immirgrants in pharm, and noone has any answer.

GIVE ME BACK MY SIDES

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