Tfw being a virgin never been in a srs relationship

>tfw being a virgin never been in a srs relationship
>meet this girl
>have 2 great dates together, very confident
>Told her i was raised a christian
>Asks me if its a problem to have sex before marriage
>i say no it doesn't
>"Okay great then we don't have to do things secretly"
>told her i was a virgin...she thinks its cool
>she is coming over the my place tomorrow

Can anybody here give a quick "how to" on sex? And to keep it Veeky Forums related whats your favorite exercise?

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Tfw also virgin
25yo

Fuck. I met a christian girl and she won't have sex with me until marriage.

Dont rush it. Thats how you get so anxious to get over with it that you get soft in the peenor

explore her body and hopefully that should get you hard

Ouch.

Insert benis into vagene

Tell her to not wear any perfume or scented soaps. Just her smell should get you hard.

Dont eat her out, you wont know how and she wont enjoy it
If you finger her while shes on her back after you get your fingers in hook them uo a little bit
You have to press down kind of hard to find the clit
Dont wear socks if you dont have a carpeted room
Dont mistake her piss hole for anything

masturbate like crazy a couple hours before she gets there to last longer

should I wank a few hours before?

>told her you're a virgin
ask her for help when you're doing it then

>No sex till marriage
>Bad
Nigga you got yourself a virgin.

Yeah, go ahead and give him more shitty advice, jesus christ

The hole is further back than you think

isn't that the point of /r9k/ threads?

thanks user

NOOOOO never

Just go slow, you dont have the muscle memory to control your dick movement yet

>Dont eat her out
Dude, I made my gf cum my first time eating her out. I essentially did AOE movements and was praying I'd hit something useful. It worked.

lick her neck

The trick is to relax, ask her what she likes. Make sure you're rough with her and not some panzy no girl likes a slow fuck. Pre warn her that you might come quickly but you can go again shortly after, just be honest and never lie. Trim your pubes as well, not by much, but just incase she wants to give you a blow job you need to have it presentable.

Afterwards don't say thank you or sorry for anything, just relax and enjoy the euphoria from the orgasm. You don't have to break the ice because there is no awkward silence even if you feel like there is.

Good Luck

Make sure you wank an hour before she arrives, have lube and condom ready. Also drink lots of pineapple juice will make your cum taste nice.
Scull apple cider vinegar for a harder dick.
And I recommend having some mdma for a confidence boost.
Also start off with some quality wine.
Also have a big workout that day too for the test PUMP! Make your dick HUGE!

lel

Take it in your own tempo, dude. Don't rush it. You don't have to put your dick in her right away, and sometimes cuddling/licking/feeling for a long time before the actual sex part is better than the actual sex.

You're gonna be terrible lol.

This.
Eating her out is not fucking rocket science.
Just find the spot where she reacts the most (listen to her breathing) and do up/down/left/right movement with tongue while applying pressure.

>while applying pressure
Also, less is usually more. Chances are she has a sensitive clit. You'd be suprised how little pressure can make her come. Like, you're barely touching it. Maybe it's different with girls tho, obviously listen to her reactions. If she whinces, you're doing it too hard.

The greateast sex experts alive could offer advice in this thread and your first time will still suck.
My alternative suggestion is be mentally prepared for a dissapointment. The good news is it will get much better, very soon, if you just have the chance to practice. So try to not turn this girl off completly on your first time. Remember that being to shy is one of the ways that she could get turned off.
As actual preparation do the following:
1. Look up instructional videos of real people ( not 3d animation) on porn sites, so that at least you have a good understanding of the anatomy involved.
2. Get a box of condoms and practice opening the pack and putting them on ( look up videos if you need to). Do not assume one condom will be enough, it might tear as you fumble with it, or you might ( should) go for multiple rounds, you might misplace it, etc. Also keep a box of tissues handy, fir easy clean up afterwards.

Good luck.

She's not a virgin im afraid

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w-what did he mean by this

One day before is ok...

>Has throat cancer now
>Hopping radiotherapy cures the cancer
>If not tracheostomy awaits.
>Becomes delayed gratification expert

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Absolutely not.

>Also drink lots of pineapple juice will make your cum taste nice.

Retard

I forgot about a hugely important issue: trim your fucking pubes! You can even try fully shaving, sime dudes might think of that as too gay, but it is still better than a full bush on a man. And of course get cleaned up, get a good shower, maybe apply not too much deodorant to your body ( arm pits, not crotch). Make sure your breath is fresh. That doesn't mean that if you have some wine togheter you need a break to brush teeth before kissing her, just don't let your breath smell like the tendies you had for breakfeast.

No.
You'll have trouble maintaining erection.
Plus you don't want low sex-drive during sex coupled with first-timer anxiety.

>relax and go with the flow
>The hole is further back than you think
>shave pupes
>have enough condoms and tissues
>ask her for help
>no wanking

thanks guys will do

This.

Don't shave pubes ffs, just trim them. Most women think shaved men are gay

Edit:
Oh yeah, shaving your balls is okay. Just don't cut yourself.

with shave i meant clean it up

Dude you're a virgin and she knows it. She doesnt expect you to be a sex god.

But do cut your nails and then grind them back so they are soft. No one wants fucking wolverine in them.

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>controlled, slow breathing to last longer
>pull out and do oral when you feel like you're done
>try some different hip movements, don't just hammer it in and out
>being dominant (holding her down, maybe light (!) choking) is good

I'm a virgin too but thats what I have picked up from here over the years

pin her down hard but don't squeeze her wrists because woman are a lot weaker then you think they are

>do oral when you feel like you're done
Going down on a women is fucking disgusting. Don't you animals have some self respect?

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>Relax, being nervous might fuck with your erection
>use your hips

>t. faggot

I used to go down on every woman I slept with until I was 22 because of pornos and thought it was the thing to do. I feel so
ashamed of myself.

you told her you are a virgin. She'll guide you my man. Maybe spice things up with a little spanking or strangling. Maybe pop once or twice in the address number two also. Remember to tell her to swallow and fuck her again a few times. No worries if you cum fast first time. Just switch to hands for a sec and wait for reload.

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There’s a good chance you’ll either struggle to get and stay hard, or you’ll erupt in two strokes. That is not a “maybe you will,” more like the norm. If she knows you’re a virgin this will not be unexpected, and you shouldn’t stress or worry. She presumably knows this and still wants to have sex with you.

Take your time kissing her, don’t get too drunk beforehand, and try not to stress too much. Don’t overcomplicate pussy-eating; kiss her inner thighs, take your time getting to the pussy, a few slow wet licks of her outer labia, a few broad soft licks on the inner labia, then just do the alphabet on her clit softly at first and just pay attention to her reaction to see if you should go harder or softer. Patience is 99% of pussy eating; don’t stop unless she orgasms or tells you she wants to have sex (or tells you to stop). Tell her how sexy she is and how much she turns you on. Before you start having sex, even before making out if possible, it’s good to let her know it’s okay if she plays with herself while you fuck her. It’s way easier for her to get off that way, but a lot of women are self conscious about it, so encouraging her serves the dual purpose of increasing the odds she orgasms as well as sending a clear signal of non-judgment to her, which will definitely win you points. Good luck and don’t overthink it!

Have you never watched the inbetweeners? That shit will end BADLY masturbate the night before never on the day

Please don't listen to this retard

OP if you're anything like me you will jizz after about 3 strokes. Just laugh it off, she already knows you're a virgin and isn't expecting much. Just finger her oe give her oral while you recharge and fuck her again.

>telling a girl you are a virgin
SHIGGY DIGGY

Easy way to make a girl cum is to finger her whilst also licking her clit. For sex if you're a virgin it can be hard to get the angle right when you're penetrating so here's some easy methods, if she is on her back put your arms under her legs (like your inside elbow is on her inside knee) and that way she should be tilted back and spread open so you can slip in easy. If youre fucking her doggy pull back her arms so that her upper torso goes down and her ass will be stuck up in the right angle for you to slip in easily again. Gl OP

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she asked me if i ever had sex....why should i lie lol

why? it takes all the pressure of good performance off, doesn't it? as long as you can pass it off like you're not a weirdo

>take your time
>enjoy her body
>let her enjoy yours, she might want to take the lead
>don't worry if you nut early, you can always finish her off with your fingers

can i tell a girl i havent had sex in two years and thats why im so bad? that way i can not be weird 21 year old virgin but also can explain my poor performance?

is that how the real world works

>say your Christian
>have sex before marriage
I highly recommend to put the Lord first on this one.

I don't know, I'm wondering myself

t. 24y/o kv who's fucked up a few chances

watch coach corey wayne user

News flash, she already fucked other dudes and is now acting innocent and as a virgin

she is virgin but with your cock, she is getting pounded by Tyrone right as you read this

The devil is gonna steal your soul now.

#45118003
@45118252
This cuck epidemic is getting out of hand. Go back to /pol9k/ and jack off to your bbc porn.

have her get on top so you don't have to do anything and wear a rubber because it'll keep you from blowing your load in 2 seconds flat
Godspeed white brother

>Can anybody here give a quick "how to" on sex?

No, learn from experience.

Yeah, it will make him blow his load into the rubber as he's putting it on, kek

Just stick your thumb in her pooper will you are doing it, 110% assured instant earthshattering orgasm

The vag isn't forward facing like the dick, it's closer to the butthole than you might expect.

Also it sounds weird but when you go down on her (which you should do if you want to fug her again), suck the clit into your mouth a little, then make circle and figure 8 motions with your tongue.

Also also there's a good chance you'll fuck up somehow, but she knows you're a virgin so will be understanding. Don't sweat it breh.

looooool. WORK YOU UGLY CUNT.

To expand on this, as long as you gid gud with your tongue you can even compensate for being a dicklet

Tbh, 16yo me would've thanked you for this advice. Vaguely remember having issues in the dark on my first time.

>as long as you gid gud with your tongue you can even compensate for being a dicklet
keep telling yourself this little guy, it's no different than letting a fatty blow you, there's never any respect for her just like there will never be any for you, you're just a mouth bro

t. dicklet

this much insecurity. ouch

>twf I couldn't cum on my first time
>and the second
>and the third...
>I think that in the end she took it personally and left me

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Bitches are insecure. I don't come from blowjobs unless she can deep throat, and most of them can't. I've had somne interesting experiences with upset women because they think they have a golden mouth. I just want the pussy.

Use a condoms. Don't focus solely on playing with the pussy. Caress her whole body.. Sex is NOT like it is shown in porn. Don' forget: She knows you're a virgin, so don't be too nervous - she won't expect you to be mr. superfucker.

chill your beefs rostie

I de-OP'd a girl after watching BIG FISH COCK at my place, blood in sheets and on the rubber etc.
Why do I feel kinda guilty?