How ripped do you have to be before it's a positive thing to have your shirtless pic on tinder?
How ripped do you have to be before it's a positive thing to have your shirtless pic on tinder?
Brayden Anderson
Benjamin Davis
Hoes don't give a fuck about muscle mass, only thing they care about is body fat %
Zachary Bennett
I mean to an extent you need some kind of muscle mass. Dadbod>low bf% skeletor
Christian Sanchez
>to fuck sluts or fatties have low body fat, be dyel, or just be skelly with ab lines
>to get cute shy gf, never, it scares them away because they know it attracts sluts
Jaxson Morgan
I don't think girls actually want dyels.
Owen Campbell
WRONG
source:
any women aimed novel book from fifty shades of gay to any other garbage
theres jacked guys in tatto on every fucking cover
t. knower because sister reads that sort of shit
and everytime main character is a shy bookworm girl or career girl that loves being ravaged by chads
Jack Bennett
This
Wyatt Kelly
WRONG!
Keep your shirt on, pose while doing something outdoorsy (rock climbing, kayaking etc.) get all the swipz.
Also your sister is probably ashamed to read those books in public.
Source: am woman, read romance novels, use Tinder
Lincoln Morris
Girls are all DYEL and they have no perspective on what constitutes a decent amount of muscle.
Benjamin Howard
your sister is cute shy girl or roastie who pretends she is?
Ive only known older ladies who read those books.
cute shy girls may have fantasies like the fit rpers but they know in the real world chads probably wouldnt give them a real chance and just use them like the rest of the roasties
reeee dont kill my illusion of cute shy gf
Daniel Rodriguez
I used some pics of Marc Fitt on a fake profile and was getting 100 matches a day back when they allowed that many swipes. So the answer to your question is basically fitness model mode
Liam Ortiz
>female opinion
in the trash it goes
Lucas Miller
ottermode
Thomas Jenkins
nobody cares what women think
Brody Turner
>Source: am woman
Aaand into the trash it goes.
Jace Ortiz
I did it after 2 months and had like 0% body fat. Got a gf out of it in a week. In hindsight that was cringe, but hey it worked. Pic related. I’m like 9 months in now in bulk mode
Leo Gonzalez
Not ripped at all, it's all about having the confidence you retard
Lucas Flores
This was also during a full body pump and extremely positive lighting
Jaxon Brooks
>am woman
opinion discarded
Camden Smith
So this would get matches in tinder?
Kevin Sullivan
This one gets me lots more matches when I put it up, but the quality of the matches decreases significantly (get girls looking for hook ups, not anything long term)
Wyatt Collins
How much is a lot more?
Lincoln Fisher
From 4-5 a day to 10+ a day in my little town
Consistent "25+" matches waiting for me when I stay at my friends place in a bigger city, but I think tinder lies about that shit to bait you into buying Gold.
Eli Lee
Man of course you can't be a sack of shit, but mostly to get girls all you need is confidence. I'm a skelly skelletor and the day I started acting like I was the king of the world was when things started going my way. For your own good man, give it a go and thank me later
Noah Rogers
I've got gold. It does in a way. But notice that
>little town vs big town
>being new in a city causes you to be pushed to the top of the list
It's more so that they try to bait you into keeping gold.
Juan Young
>10+ a day
Cameron Cook
Bullshit, no woman knows what the fuck they want, even when they think they do, it's just a whim that will fade in a matter of seconds.
Dominic Morgan
What you have to do to get matches is show you have money
Money is what women want
Any girl i get to my place is instantly ready to fuck because of where i live.
I live in a nice and expensive apartment. Any girl i bring over is instantly wet and ready to fuck because of my place.
Lived in a shitter apartment before. Totally different story.
Also i have a great body, very handsome face, 6’1
Money>looks
So get money. I dont even have a lot, my family is very poor. I spend about 20% of my income on the place.
Kayden Campbell
Not super ripped, but ripped enough that you can have
>You cant choose your father, but you can choose your daddy
as your bio and still get tons of matches.
srsly idk why these sluts are still matching with me, i keep making the bio more and more obnoxious
Isaiah Russell
175lbs+
10% bf or less
I’ve always used a shirtless picture and have above average matches.
Charles Carter
Extremely small body fat. Even then it should look candid and never a mirror picture
Nolan Edwards
To catch a fish, you ask the fisherman, not the fish.
Levi Johnson
This one gets good feedback and results chicks can't see the obvious black and white contrast/shadow perks cus there too busy thinking what it would be like to sit on my lap
Isaiah Brown
Your body looks like a dog
Nicholas Howard
that pic says swipe right to get raped and murdered
Julian Bennett
Am I good looking
Adrian James
you know that olympic tape shit is a hoax, right?
David Gonzalez
Cut a little and you could be rolling in puss
Kayden Sanchez
Lmao
Cameron Cook
No I don't , me physio put it on and I am so injured I could barely stand when taking these photos so I want to recover fast
Blake Garcia
Youre fit but it still dont look "good", you need to cut bruh
Ayden Powell
>fifty shades of gay
>jacked guys in tatto
There is nobody on the cover of Fifty Shades of Grey.
Ryder Perez
>shirtless pic in public domain dating site
>how much I gotta lift
Kek at that point it's just douchebag level
Carter Butler
This is now a tinder shitposting thread
What do I say bros? Got a bunch of thots to unload on you faggots
Dylan Ross
search up spiderman in the gif, send the one of him on the train tracks
Joseph Watson
Yep I was a lot fatter, still cutting - these pics are at ~95kg my goal is 90kg so I will be a lot leaner yet
Christopher Morales
Joshua Allen
Christopher Smith
post her other pics pls lad
Zachary Miller
Hudson Morris
t-traps aren’t gay right?
Leo Harris
Cameron Russell
how the fuck does he look fit?
Austin Reed
ask how big her cock is
Bentley Ramirez
>must not be into trans women
>must treat me like a woman
>must be into women
???? do they even understand what they are saying
Parker Roberts
stop tempting me to break nofap
Luis Rodriguez
god i hate women. too bad i'm attracted to them
Evan Johnson
doesn't even make sense, girls are not funny
Chase Ramirez
>in after ad hominem
Women want to feel like they’re being taken on a grand adventure. Listen to the roastie, make yourself look like someone who can whisk them away to magical places even if you have no intention of doing anything other than fucking them behind a nightclub. You should especially try this trick if you have no abs, since it will make up for your deficiency.
Mason Ward
>A woman's advice on what women want
lmao
Joshua Gray
This is great
Isaac Walker
If you want to fuck do it, if you want a gf don't. Girls are as much into dad bods as they are into ottermode as they are into Dwayne "The Rock" fucking Johnson. Seriously. At least she knows what she's getting under the shirt.
John Murphy
What do I say now user?
Mason Brown
Her bio says she likes hot yoga
help me bros she’s an azn qt
Alexander Reyes
Can you beat me up
Hunter Gutierrez
Jackson Cox
do you want to have sex wearing these respective costumes
Benjamin Butler
Protip fellas, I switched to bumble and have gotten laid 3 times vs tinder once with a (very enthusiastic and fun) fat chick. She was the best fuck by far but damn is it hard to look at her midsection
Asher Bailey
i WISH i could spend 20% of my income on a place lmao
Robert Thomas
>hey gook, i'm gonna fuck you
Samuel Allen
cut to the chase “my place or yours?”
Alexander Flores
same for u little boy, no point in wasting time
Alexander Howard
>20%
lel 70% minimum for me where i live with a 70k salary
Jaxon Russell
fuck
i went with
Robert James
What do I say boys
Benjamin Rodriguez
David Ward
Pic looks like she's a darkie. Either she's craving some Big Bavarian Cock, or you're walking into a setup where the black guy hiding in the closet pops out and makes your the girl.
Benjamin Rodriguez
This
no lights is a red flag if i ever saw one
Also looks like a negro so i would decline
Christian Bell
BIG BAVARIAN COCK STRIKES AGAIN
Justin Turner
>bumble
Brody Lee
Tfw only get 20 matches a day
Thinking of giving up on tinder
Matthew Watson
There is a swipe limit?
t. Rural guy
Aaron Cook
Memes are real
What's the deal with Bumble? How is it different than Tinder or Ok Cupid?
Colton Allen
What do I say?
Ryder White
literally MADE for bbc
John Phillips
>have female Tinder co-founder
>another co-founder makes the mistake of dating her
>she cheats on him
>she loses title and is eventually fired
>claims sexism and sues
>settles for $1m+ out of court
>decides to start her own app claiming it's not competing with Tinder
>almost exactly the same except women message first, since it empowers women
>advertised by giving free thongs to women at universities
>app becomes 2nd largest since 1st legit alternative to Tinder
>founder is now engaged to a Texas oil-heir
Roasties gonna roast
Colton Cruz
idk man i havent touched a girl in 3 years
Ryan Walker
I'm experienced in the realm of shady online encounters, and I can say with almost 100% certainty that you're going to get mugged if you go there.
Jackson Jackson
Bingo
Nicholas Smith
This made me lol
Leo Stewart
This. Doesn’t matter if we’re talking about men or food or anything else.
Christian Wright
/thread
Jaxon Flores
Has this happened to you or anyone else reading this? I’d be interested in your stories.
Adrian White
Nothing, unmatch her. Boring cunt
Hudson Hughes
did you spray paint on that facial hair m80?
Sebastian Murphy
isnt the whole appeal of traps that they dont act/think like women?
Jackson Jackson
>Source: am woman
lol
Juan Lee
Post pic of sloot
Lucas Reed
looks like cute sky gf material
Matthew White
I loved you in breakfast club.