You wake up in the middle of the night and see this standing at the foot of your bed.
What do?
You wake up in the middle of the night and see this standing at the foot of your bed
Jacob Richardson
Jaxon Bell
mire
Adrian Brooks
relax anus, there is no escaping fate
Adam Hall
Ask him how he trains lats.
William King
dude i sleep with my FAL next to me he is fucked
Mason Scott
the nearest weapon would be the 16th century mace I have next to me when I sleep, so I'd grab that and take a swing at him.
Kevin Richardson
Get his routine
Jace Robinson
Ask him where he gets his gear, his diet advice, routine, and stretching routine.
Samuel Moore
kill it with fire
William Myers
La creatura...
pics of mace
Gavin Clark
brace for impact
Gabriel Jackson
tell him to defeat son goku
Juan Thomas
damn bro. what's your routine?
Jason Perez
I sweep the leg and suck the cock
Nathaniel Walker
>Uppercut his exposed soft belly propelling me off the bed
>square up to him in a proper 5’10 manlet stance
>flicker jab and straights to his stomach and sides to kill his poor cardio
Landon Powell
Uuuh wanna take a nap big guy theres space for 2
Leo Sanders
Call him a nigger obviously
Austin Jones
grab the pistol in my nightstand and kill him (assuming im fast enough)
Hudson Wood
I would just kindly ask him what the fuck is he doing in my room, then invite him a cup of coffee or something. I ain't a bad host m8.
Jason Brooks
>play 80s songs on Spotify
>"gimme a front double bicep bro!"
Robert Ward
Jokes on you. I don't sleep at night
Jose Lee
>B&E is now hosting
Woa
Ayden Edwards
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, JAY COOKIE CUTLER?
William Gray
Encountering lenny at night would be far worse
>only teeth are visible in the dark
>"hello Christina"
Justin Adams
say "Alexa, play gummo"
Gabriel Ramirez
suck his cock to stablish my dominance, call him a fag afterwards
Austin Long
He does kinda look like the gray faggot.
Mason Nelson
Tell him to do that stomach vacuum pose real quick. Then critique his calves for no reason. Tell him he needs size on his quads, and then go on about phil heath.
Blake Gomez
> Be me "Alas! The Gains Fairy has finally visited me!"
> Gains Fairy, "Spoopy skelly, have you been good? Are you drinking your gallon of water a day? Are you sticking to NoFap? How is your meal prep going?"
> Me, "Yes Gains Fairy! Absolutely!"
> GF, "May good mires and low DOMS may come to you!"
Adrian Gomez
>t. Nogunz European barbarian
Ian Stewart
tfw you can have a Gains Fairy but no GF
Ryan Powell
can you put in a little more effort and make it actually look like him? like beard off and bigger alienated eyes?
Grayson Long
fuck lol
Jaxon Green
>"Scooby my master, you have grown!"
Joshua Turner
Am I doing this right?
Robert Lopez
>dump mag full of 10mm jhp's
>spend several minutes clutching my ears and screaming screams I can't hear over the ringing
>immediately get a dog so no one ever gets that far without me waking up again
Jackson Reyes
>tfw I'm too lazy to do that, and you're not the boss of me
Josiah James
Pray to it for gains
Noah Gonzalez
Yes Gains Fairy! ABSOLUTELY
Jaxson Bell
"fuck. can you train me?"
Luke Wright
Yes Gains Fairy! ABSOLUTELY
Logan Phillips
>sleep on a bunk bed
Tell him he's a big guy
Hudson Thomas
Yes Gains Fairy!!! Absolutely!
Oliver Rivera
t. canadian
James Butler
U U
U U
Daniel Sanchez
Yes gains fairy! Absolutely
Connor Cooper
Yes Gains Fairy! ABSOLUTELY
Leo Thomas
Yes Gains Fairy! Absolutely!
Benjamin Perry
Yes Gains Fairy! Absolutely!
Dylan Watson
Yes Gains Fairy! Absolutely!
Ian Diaz
>Yes Gains Fairy! ABSOLUTELY
Gabriel Walker
Yes gains fairy! Absolutely!
Nicholas Wilson
Yes Gains Fairy! Absolutely!
Caleb Walker
Yes Gains Fairy! Absolutely!
Connor Martin
Yes Gains Fairy! Absolutely!
Michael Fisher
Yes Gains Fairy! Absolutely!
Liam Sullivan
Easton Wilson
YES GAINS FAIRY! ABSOLUTELY!
Ayden Campbell
YES GAINS FAIRY! ABSOLUTELY!
Xavier Foster
Yes Gains Fairy! ABSOLUTELY!
Charles Green
Yes Gains Fairy! Absolutely