/defo/ - Deformities

>terminal manlet
>only slightly taller than Tom Cruise

>amblyopia
>balding
>fucked up teeth
>ugly face

a-at least I'm 6'1" r-right?

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Hook nose, pectus and only 6' tall and still feel like a 9/10.

Specific stuff like that shouldn't bring you down.

>fucked up teeth
very minor issue, desu
>chest deformity
is it your ribcage? if it is, just get a big ass chest and you're gold
>one leg is 1cm shorter
noone cares
>reverse trump hands(fucking big)
i wish i had big ass hands, have you seen a buff guy with normal sized hands? they look like chicken drumsticks.

you got a decent hand of cards, play it right

>weird chest
>kinda wide hips
>unknown condition gets my lips chapped often

>Wide hips
>Poor ligament strength
>Stretchmarks from getting fat as a kid (thank you mom and dad)
>Uneven ab insertions.

>shit teeth
>forever loose skin

I'm really bald with a big nose and a receded chin. My body is great tho.

In fact I overheard 2 girls talking about me in the gym they said "wow he has a great body. too bad about his face though"...nothing i can do without surgery and fuck that im against it

Pics or it didn't happen

>clubbed thumbs

>handsome face
>small head

Is there anything worse than being a wristlet?

>have long hair
>balding for years
>wake up today and realize fuck it I can't hide it anymore, I'll buzz it
>rembember I have 2 bigass moles on my skull

Wtf bros, anyone got their moles removed? It looks like 2 shit stains on my head.

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Every fucking thread is sadcunts, why?

literally no one cares that you have moles, only you. Trust me.

Plastic surgery. Best decision I made, cost 900 dollars total. It was on my face, however (think enrique iglesias in the 90's). Confidence goes through the roof, and girls are much more respondent. Everything fucking matters, man.

Oh boy, I don't know where to start. I have so many I hope I don't miss some. Let's begin:
>Manlet
>Balding since 18
>Asymmetric face
>High canines
>Jew nose
>Skin prone to seborrheic dermatitis
>Vitiligo
>Jawlet
>Gay alien skull
>Beardlet
>Asymmetric and weirdly protruding rib cage
>Pepperoni nipples and puffy chest
>Plenty of big moles
>Can't get rid of love handles
>Dicklet
>Hypospadias

I dont think anyone can beat this:

>wide hips
>40° scoliosis
>jawlet
>receding chin
>balding since 14
>wristlet
>general ugly facial structure
>slight acne
>manlet/skelly if that counts

you people make me feel lucky
what are most of you doing on Veeky Forums

> 5'3 manlet, scars from time in the Marines, slight overbite, bad vision

> 5'4"
> Scoliosis with a huge dent on my right side
> Male Pattern Baldness
> Dermatitis all over body
> Tiny hands
> About 98% of all remaining fat concentrated in a weird pot belly I can't get rid of
> Weird, patchy slavic-looking beard despite being from Canada
> Severe myopia

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> Receeding gums
> French
> fat as fuck (working on it)
> got some balls of fat that wont go

Hideous.

>prominent and asymmetrical ears
Is it too late to fix this shit in your mid 20s?

>you people make me feel lucky
>5'3

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>one leg is 1cm shorter
You sure you don't have a hip imbalance?

Stop eating sugar, use chapstick

what ethnicity are you?

>one front tooth (like Tom Cruise)
>noticeably asymmetrical face
>sewer breath no matter how thorough I am with cleaning my mouth
>full beard but no 'stache
>glass jaw hidden under beard
>feel like I might be low-T/high-E
>king of manlets
>rack-a dissiprine

could be worse I suppose

>Freakishly long hands (palms) and feet as well as toes.
>Only met one person with bigger hands than me (I don’t normally ask every dude I meet) and he was 6’5 with genetic disorder which caused his hight

>hyperextending elbow And knees
>thick ankles paired with my long slender feet.

Pectus excavatum (previously), (sunken chest), NOW pectus carinatum (extended chest) (not super severe though
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pectus_excavatum
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pectus_carinatum

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same

Fat, bald. Smaller penis.

but this isn't the end of the world. Some carpal tunnel in my right hand. Otherwise fit as a whistle.

>flat feet
>bent pinkies

i have a second hole on the end of my penis
pee comes out of both of them so its very hard to direct the flow
as thus, I sit down to pee most of the time

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>manlet
>gyno probably from fat childhood
>small wrists
>small chin

Wide hips:( feels bad man

>I have small shoulders (get it from my dad)
>younger brother has hockey player shoulders (moms side)

Fml

Severe plaque psoriasis on like 90% of my body. Easily get keloid scars from wounds and/or acne.

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You can get them lasered off for like $20 if you have one of those guys available. Takes a week to heal and longer for the scabs to flake off.
Only annoyance is you want it covered when out in the sun for the first months - year or so to make the scars even more minor.

I'm somewhere between class 2 and 3, shit's genetic

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Man boobs, like really huge man boobs that sag.

>Man boobs
>Chinlet
>No neck
>Jellybean nose
>Fucked up knees and feet
>Fucked up Elbows
>Born with slight Cerebral palsy
>Frenulum breve
>Fordyce spots all over my dick
>ED
>Low libido
>Balding at 16

Still hoping for a good future
=(

Kyphosis
Mild scoliosis
One leg is higher than the other And externally rotated
Fucked teeth as well

>Balding at 16
Enjoy your ban.

>Temperament
>one eyelid is kinda lazy and hangs lower than the other.

Broke my left arm when I was 5. Nasty compound fracture at the elbow. It's never fully recovered, being overstretched and with several muscle groups being underdeveloped or straight up missing. In return, my left side is now extremely small compared to my right one, with all muscles up to and including the shoulder being noticeably underdeveloped.

looking like a super kike with an ugly as fuck face

plus my dumbo ears

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>One chance at life
>scoliosis

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I have pretty short bicep insertions so when I wear a regular T Shirt most of my bicep is hidden under the sleeve making my arm look smaller

>wristlet
>narrow shoulders
>astigmatism, and lazy partially blind eye
>cold induced asthma
>bad underbite and crooked lower teeth (got braces)

>fucking dark circles under my eyes, no matter how much I sleep
Got better with proper nutrition, but still pretty shitty. Fucking hate it.

I had a huge one on the back of my neck removed, really easy and quick procedure. worth it.

Same

you look fine bro, just get a tighter hair cut so you look less jew

mew

U look fine bro wtf

I'm 25 but I've been balding since 16, my dad has more hair than me btw.

I'm 5'5" / 165 cm

Drink more water

You look like Peterson if he was a neanderthal.

>reverse trump hands(fucking big)

Big hands are a symbol of financial success!
Youre gonna make it.

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haaha mantlet

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