ITT: why we lift

because i need some kind of goal to acheive to stop me from killing myself

tfw no average northern english gf

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So I can make her feel small.

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no, that's a trap

>womans body
>feminine penis

>average english gf

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Anons, why dont you have girlfriends?
Do you just "y-you too" autismo them or expect them to approach you when youre at the gym because its the only place you leave your house for?
Every time i'm at the gym i try to figure out who are the austistic Veeky Forumsitzens who are actually fit and i cant spot them.

sauce?

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To survive after WW3

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To achieve pic related one day +2 more sons.

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It may sound like bullshit, but you need to love yourself before you can love anyone else

I have too much issues to really be able to "hold" a girl. Most of the time I just loathe women. I'm too insecure with myself, so there is literally no reason to approach a decent looking woman when you have no self confidence

seconded, user is wise

Because if I'm weak, have no stamina, and can't haul around weight, I would be totally fucked in an emergency, whether it be a fire or a collapse or a hurricane or what have you.

To prepare for the next race war.

To achieve absolute strength

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Autistic Veeky Forumsizens could range from some guy who is doomed to walk the earth, lifting heavy objects and acquiring mass and is jaded beyond salvation to some skinny as newbie

So that my kitty is more comfortable while laying on me. Also because I feed on the feeling of power and superiority.

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I guess at an early age you might just write that adage off as bullshit, but when you have some experience you know it is true.

Looking back on my last heartbreaks I don't really know if I was in love with those women or just in love with the situation. The situation being that I know someone is interested in me, mires me, thinks I'm hot etc. pp.

Idk if I really want a woman, who can silence all those voices. I guess I'd rather have a woman who helps me to silence those voices myself

For the Senate and the People of Rome

i guess really i want to be at a point where i havent got any voices to be silenced. thats why i lift, to become a better person, someone worthy of being in a relationship.

having problems like that can often be what puts too much strain on a relationship and leads to them leaving because they cant deal with it.

i think ideally we shouldnt have to rely on someone else to silence those voices, we should learn to control them ourselves.

fuck you

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Why is everyone all over this guys dick? I heard he is eh pretty strong guy.

I lift because I like the strength, energy, and mobility it gives me in daily life.
Not to get too "muh functional strength" but it just makes small everyday things feel way easier.
I lift because I want to still be strong and mobile when I'm older, want to be that grandpa strength guy who's death seems really sudden and surprising because he felt young despite his old appearance.
I also like being able to pick up my gf and friends in a variety of ways and just help people with stuff in general, its a lot of fun

Ave, true to Caesar.

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Mindset of The Spaniard

To get your ass kicked in yet ANOTHER failed crusade? K.

I lift so that one day I can be kinda intimate with a fit buddy. Not entirely gay though. Just a little bit.

Live together, hit the gym, go to the beach and sleep together, etc.

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That is true bro, you are right.
We are going to make it. Keep pushing on.

I found a great woman when I was 22. We drifted apart, I moved away, had a kid with a retarded sloot, came back home and the timing was right and we are now engaged. She doesn't even care I have a kid and treats her like her own. (I have full custody, don't talk to baby momma at all fuck you and her)

There are good women out there. They are mostly in the northeast US from my XP

/thread
If you're not lifting for Lucius Domitius Aurelianus Augustus, Restorer of the Orbis, then get fucked.

godspeed user

soygirls

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>why we lift
My life for Aiur

14-16=bullying
16-26=pusy
26-33=aesthetics

I'm actually a germanfag. However, I do not really plan on staying here anyway. Might try to go more to the east, but I'm not 100% sure yet

But I'm happy for your and glad to hear everything worked out well! Getting full custody as a man? I'd say you are indeed a lucky man

For the man in the mirror

Probably the most down-to-earth reasons to lift. You sound like a cool brah, may your gains be plentiful and form flawless

>you will never charge the enemy with your psi-blades activated, seething with rage

Wtf? Is he nude in the last frame? Way to make your kid hate fitness and the gays. Fuckin virtue-signal faggot. I don't care how ripped he is, he is a fragile weak-test fucking terrible father.

There's nothing wrong with nudity you pseudopuritan amerimutt faggot

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My woman and daughter have the germ in them. I am a lowly pole/scandy half breed, 2nd gen american. You have invaded me and my people many times, but I love all the Germans I know and all the Ruskies. Fuck the jew. We are all brothers.

Inb4 some shitskin says "go back 2 pol hurr"

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There is when you are instagramposing like a faggot for the internet with your kids you dumb nigger.

Nor bask in the glory of the Khala

Best answer

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deus vult

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Some kind of removal is going to happen eventually, better be prepared.

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Lift for Lisa

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Baseball

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He is wearing a speedo. And there is nothing wrong with nudity, you retarded american

a lot of these girls are fucking skinny 5’9” pale guys with tattoos

THERE IS WHEN YOU VIRTUE SIGNAL ON THE INTERNET YOU RETARDED FUCKING SHITSKIN WHAT THE FUCK

What color is his speedo, faggot?

>being this much of a naive mongrel
Sasuga

im only into virgins and also scared to take a risk with underage girl

so yeah, life of celibate which im fine with.

urge to rape and impregnate...RISING

Basically.

on the right ;;

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>being this much of a naive mongrel

I lnow you are, 3rd world brownie. You wanna pose for instalikes? Kill yourself with them. Leave the fucking kids out of it. I bet you're a woman who poses with her kids on tinder. There are alot of fucked up people on the webz and if you wanna post your kids online they should be taken from you regardless of whether or not your buff bod is in the frame. You dgenerate piece of shit.

Call me on spelling errors. Surely that will help your point. (Or lack thereof.)

God, i'm an idiot. Build bars like that, but maybe more height, I can quit the gym and do bodyweight stuff at home.

Any other tips on making dip bars?

cute cat

Whilst everyone else at uni is out partying, being degenerate, and wasting their time, I'm busy training and studying, getting ahead of everyone else. There's some spite in there from always being pushed out by other people or not being interested in the degenerate things they get up to but every Veeky Forumsizen is motivated by the desire to be better than the herd.

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Global Rule 2

don’t say this shit it’s Euphoric tier.

>Being nude around your young son is a bad thing

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Severe feelings of no self worth. Was very depressed and listless before lifting. While it's not a cure it helps having something to distract and improve on. There's a comedy set in a prison where one of the characters says the way to keep sane is cherish little victories. For me those good days and p.r's are my little victories.

>to slay pussy
>to be healthy
>to combat depresssion

she's so lovely

to be the perfect SO of an amazing girl

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>managed to contain autism enough to acquire qt 3.14 gf
>she rock climbs
>I must lift to be more functionally useful than a woman, and need her to remind me of that

Lads, get a gf. They're the anti gains goblin if you like them and they encourage your lifting habits.

I want to be a strong protector of the people

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שלום, שושנה

disgusting twitch whore

What? You are encouraging being a degenerate faggot and post faggot photos of yourself WITH YOUR KID? I have nothing left to say to you otjer than you will burn. BURN.

Asian qts

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oh fuck you, leather man?

This

Already raped by Rashid.

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>implying a little man in the face wont reproduce ultimate chad sons

she is hot as fucking hell and equally retarded

Already gangraped, trafficked, forced into prostitution at the age of eleven and her entire family has been burned to death by the local pakis. One more year and she has to retire and will then be turned into kebab meat. Such is life in Britian.

dime a dozen instawhores

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One day I may.

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