Reminder that size matters Veeky Forums, no amount of lifting will ever make your dick bigger...

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Thanks mate. I was about to reply to that troll thread.

Kys

faggoyt

thank you mate

k y s

Mods. Blue board.

Fuck off why are you so obsessed with dicks anyways

she's only doing it to make you feel better.

how has this thread not been deleted yet

Die

k

dicklets are naive
women too sweet and friendly to say mean things to their fragile little ego

Size can't be changed, so why would you even bother with it? Call me when you can expand your dong like you can with boobs.

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What kind of loose whores are you fucking? 9" would utterly destroy me. Also this is a garbage thread. Saged and reported.

i like Big Butts and I cannot LIE

my dong expands every time i see ur mom

>IMPLYING YOU DONT WANT TO BE DESTROYED

my dick erected is 14 cm long and 15 cm girth, i feel like i will be able to destroy pussies but its damn short

who else the same boat ?

LOL

you're alone with this one bud
everyone on Veeky Forums has 12" dicks with 7.5" girth

where tf are the jannies lmao

>tfw i've torn every vagina i've ever fucked
>tfw I have an 8inch cock
>tfw girl's tell you its the perfect size

I dunno bro that extra inch is cervix killing materal

>Ideal
There's that word again

nigger

I'm being 100% serious, I got nudes from the chick on the right about 3 years ago

Oh cool I'm just above average

fuck you

post em my man
jannies are asleep

>literal pain making a hard fucking impossible

Yeah, no thanks. 7"=awesome for hour long fuck fests, 8"=god tier but takes endurance, 9"=trash tier, avoid sex because its too uncomfortable

gotem

Tfw 8" dicklet

man what the on my main page

what ?

thx kitty

Sauce on those pawrnogurphies, please?

My cock is like 5.5 inches.

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...sources?

>9"=trash tier, avoid sex because its too uncomfortable
the amount of cope in this post

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kys

this reminds me of bathmate, is it safe? does it make your cockhead too big?

A man needs a name.

My penis is slightly above average lengthwise, but a little skinny girthwise.
Nothing you can do will make me anxious about this, I am content with it. No girl has been disappointed by it, but it is unlikely a girl will ever be surprised by it's size.

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but the vaginal cavity is only 10cm long
big dicks are good for gay sex, no joke

I hate you

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I think you made a mistake and posted this on the wrong board

same

i would rather trade just a little length for some girth though

what is the name of the gril(s) in the OP?

posting to save my mom

So instead of promoting promise into your fellow human, even creating a moral where the weak can overcome themselves thus empowering your ideal of overcomance, you demean and diminish breeding disease and resentment? The human has infinate potential to evolve in anyway the individual self valuing will sees fit, to show it new values of strength and empowernent is not a responsibility you have to your brother but a joy. In this age of masculine diminishment demoralized by the tricks of the resentful, would not seeing a positive influence born of your own strength a more promising outcome on the grand scale of your species? Fight against the disease, brother you need not limit the greatness you are. We need leaders not insecure boys.

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fuck you

you are such a faggot. I was staring at that dick so hard I almost didn't see it

SHiitt

WHY is this STILL HERE?????
JANNIES STOP FUCKING YOUR HOT POCKETS AND DELETE THIS THREAD

reeee

Based post

abandon thread

b&

woah didn't expect cheese pizza

begone mini thot, i'm on a cut

b& and v&

MODS

holy shit mods

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MODS GET IN HERE FOR REAL THIS TIME

this is either a person with hormone problems or a brat that really needs parents that actually care for her
and also perma ban her from the internet

We good bros

>mods delete this post
>but not the whole fucking thread

fucking mods they banned me 3 days for an anime pic and this fucking OP faggot is still alive

>dicklets are pedophiles
go figure, they can't please full grown adult women so they fetishize kids as a result

kys

haha
what are you fucks gonna do about it?
pedoposter tried nuking my thread with cp but he failed

itt we summon the mods and the FBI

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Do you measure your dick when completely 100% erect or just a normal erection?

9.25(9.5 on a really really good day apparently)
But only 5.5 inches girth.

Going to do those steroids that add up to an inch in girth. If I'm going to do straight porn and straight porn only I have to stand out. And having the real deal before drugs is how to do it.

Also requesting a full ban.
This board is murder for my gains.

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>be in the Army
>friend has biggest dick any of us in the platoon has ever seen
>can't have a real relationship because his virgin QT gf cant handle his cock at all
>resorts to alcohol abuse and slamming tinder sloots who can actual deal with their cervix being destroyed

I felt for the guy. He really loved that girl.