Me? I lift for Ana De Armas

>mfw meet hot weeb cool ass girl
>fall in love with each other
>always used to say she loved my arms and liked to see me flex
>used to carry her around and throw her
>used to have sex for hours and then eat a ton of snacks in bed and then fuck again
>talked for hours on end all the time
>all the time I thought I loved this girl more than her she proved me wrong
>I have issues and she has greater issues and I’m an asshole so it doesn’t work out
>back to posting on fit and browsing Veeky Forums
>so heartbroken I’m not with my girlfriend/future wife I just want to die
>dying seems like bliss compared to being without her
>mfw still lift to maintain arms

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>Shes calling me Joe

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All of them.

This just can't be real. It's like I'm in the matrix and someone programmed her just to fuck with me. The first time I saw the webm of her naked in a bathtub blowing a kiss I stared at it for 20 minutes before I snapped out of it. She is utter perfection

do you have the webm?

>he lifts for some painted on clown face

Are you? Or are you lifting for Joi?

>afraid my sex drive has completely gone away
>see this bitch
>sex drive restored
>can't stop looking at her pictures
>see her interviews
>accent is sexy as fuck
>other girls in my life begin to stop being attractive
wtf bros make it stop, I just want to be attracted to qts on the street again

Yes, but I don't think it's allowed on blue boards

wtf shes nearly 30 fucking disgusting

God she's perfect, I hope the goose banged her on set. But deep down I know the goose is a loyal husband

Nothing special, Im on week 4 of nofap and noporn btw

Still fuxks regularly though

Because of this song
youtu.be/__PblMAprcA
It has become a semi daily occurrence for me, also sleeping for 10 hours does not help.

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C'mon dude, those faggot mods won't notice

>crazy eyes
Miss me with that shit

This is great because last night I genuinley had a dream I was just in a relationship with someone I have a thing for and we were just walking in a shopping centre and they just said hug me and we just cuddled and it felt weird like "wait no this isn't real" and then it just felt warm and soft and the feeling hung about for maybe 5 seconds before I woke up. Honestly it's depressing that the most loved I've ever felt was in a dream and that that person will never actually love me. I wish I never woke up and was just hugging them forever

>Do it

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>dat colour change when he looks down
this movie was pure unsaturated kino

post on red board, give link

Pussy.
Who the fuck cares about a 24 hour or 3 day ban?

it's a scene from knock knock guys

You mean dishonest film-making?

>>>/reddit/

>lifting for thots

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bumping for the webm brehs

God I love her

Alright alright, give me a second to boot up the computer and I'll post the webm.

that's the reflection of the neon light on his face you dumb fuck.

You fucking talk trashing about BR 2049 again and I will personally permanently marry your fucking skull to a 45lb plate.

Why lift for someone you hate?

> you look like a good Joe

Fuck this part got to me.

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Here ya go, lads

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You are a God

>yeah im in the /tv/ thread too user, we're all gonna make it

>Lifting for a celebrity

Yeah, nah. NONE OF YOU faggots are gonna make it.

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RIP, user. You will be remembered.

Lifting for a celebrity > lifting for God. At least celebrities are real.

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>inb4 delet
Nice trips

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GIB

not after she got HARVESTED

Based on your taste, I'm not surprised you don't believe in a higher power.

That just means incredibly good genes.

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delid dis

say it again motherfucker

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>lifting for a girl that doesn't even know who your are

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Looks like my ex. Please stop posting this girl.

wrong sheev

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MODS HELP NUDITY MODS MODS MODS HELP

I lift for kiernan shipka, sorry on phone no pic

good for you. And I lift for Adolf Hitler

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MOMMYYYYYYY GIB MILKIES

>lifting for God
Who the fuck said anything about God?

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>In darkness, I shall be light
>In times of doubt, I shall keep faith
>In throes of rage, I shall hone my craft
>In vengeance, I shall have no mercy
>In the midst of battle, I shall have no fear
>In the face of death, I shall have no remorse

I lift for The Emperor

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Imagine her being your wife...honestly, why am I still alive when I know this never will happen?

Just imagine...

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lift for yourselves you fucking retards and not for anyone else

DELETE THIS PICTURE

am i the only one that thinks The Goose™ looks like the king of the soyboys?

breh

i wasnt ready for these feels

were all gunna make it. and dont you dare say otherwise

a little bit '*teleports behind you*', but I feel ya.

Since watching BR2049 ive been legitimately getting pumped before the gym by saying to myself "do it for Ana de Armas"

The other day a guy overheard me so i just repeated "another arms day" which was stupid cause I was squatting

I hate my gym

You pathetic fuck

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you magnificent autist

Why did i have to be British. I want a Cuban qt gf so bad

How many plates

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Why does she look like she eats human flesh buddy?

She can eat my human flesh if you know what i mean

I'm just looking at Dennis to be honest. I can't wait for those Dune movies.

I just want her to murder me.

/tv/ is the worst board on Veeky Forums.

Me? Taylor Darling

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good job user

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you and me both user

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probably trying to pay attention to what he's saying.

Well don't work just the arms faggot

Time to find a new gym weirdo

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>What is your duty?
TO SERVE THE EMPERORS WILL
>What is the Emperors will?
THAT WE LIFT WEIGHTS AND GET GAINS
>What are gains?
IT IS OUR DUTY

Fuck you guys I'm seriously considering changing gyms. This thing plus the qt3.14 event... If I fuck up once more I'm getting a home gym

yes.

>At least celebrities are real
Falser words have never been spoken

I’ve fucked her and let me tell you - it’s not what you think it looks like down there

Denny is the new David Fincher. Solid consistent movies, slow, thoughtful tone, master craftsmanship in cinematography and dialogue. What a time to be alive.

>maybe insanely busty black gf someday

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>qt3.14 event

Color me interested

sure you did bud

Don't let it get your head user, shit like that will drive you crazy

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I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. Tell me everything.

I don't believe you, but do tell anyway

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>At least celebrities are real.
Aw, the little satanist who seeks to lead the lambs of GAAAAWD astray with idol worship..
lol
every fat bitch and loser with a bottle of gear has a copy of photoshop and access to the knock off clothes of the wealthy.
tt's beyond easy to be as "Real" as those scumbags.

Me? I lift for King Arthur (female)

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