I finally make it...

I finally make it. i got a friend that likes to have sex with me and doest ask for stupid shit like going to the theather or dinner. But she had a request, she wants to try anal, but i dont have a fuckig clue on how should i preper can i get some help from the Chads of Veeky Forums

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Clean your ass out before the date

tell her, bite the pillow im going in dry

Don't need to prepare. It's nearly identical to bagina, but instead of covering your pinus with yellow fluids it'll be brown fluids.

fpbp

10/10

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make sure she cleans her asshole well, give her a rimjob and finger her asshole for foreplay. then lube your shlong up and slowly stick it in her ass. start slow and go from there

Tell her she's been corrupted by degenerate media and you have no intention of defiling her

Kek

This but unironically don't lick it

Fucker

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> the Chads of Veeky Forums

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Would be weird if i tell her to do an enema first?

It would be weird if she didn't

pleb detected

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The problem is that i want to do it but the idea of getting shit on my dick makes me sick

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>tfw just randomly eat my girls ass all the time
>she will never let me stick in

how do I convince her lads
don't give a shit about enemas etc, i've eaten her ass out right after she took a shit, i dont care as long as theres not a big fat log in my mouth

is only smellz

Thats what i wanted to know. slow and ez . thanks man

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She cleary state that she wanted slow

Then you're also a degenerate

do her doggy then spit on her asshole and stick your finger in
if you feel poop just back out, if not then put her on her side and lube up your dick then stick it in slowly
there still might be poop up there further in tho . you should wear a condom

Lol i wonder how many others know that reference

Then i guess ill use my mouth to breath

What kind of lube should i buy?

Condom? Shit man i dont wanna brag about the time that i fuck a girl in the ass with a condom

lol
>2018
>using condoms
>tfw cant put them on

i just use astroglide.
and you really don't want poop shoved into your peehole.
my girl has extremely regular poops so she can tell if her asshole is ready and it's never been a problem with poop, but other girls i would def wear a condom

Or worse you can get some in your urethra and get a nasty infection then lose your dick desu

This post reeks of white thrash/fragile ego

Rect 'um.

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I remember a time when we all knew that reference, oh how the times have changed

fpbp

We are on Veeky Forums after all

>asking for advice about how to do anal
Just...stick it in her ass. Use lube. Go slow.
Jesus some people are really autistic on this board.

In my case She was the one that wants it. I guess that sums it all wait till she wants

Is it really that bad?

i love ethan hawke

Have you ever heard of this revolution called condom?

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But i dont want to use one. I Never like feel

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XD didn’t know I was on leddit

Tell her to take a dump earlier that day. Take a shower with her for confirmed cleaning & some foreplay. literally fuck her in the ass as user mentions here. No shit on your penis, anyone telling you otherwise is a pleb or is fucking dirty whores.

made me chuckle, good ol references

Why are you so sensitive? Lighten up bro.