Be me

It's really not that good of a story but you can have it if you really want

>Guy I fucked is a real skinny twinklike guy and we're good friends
>His girlfriend is a solid 7/10 cardiobunny
>She's also my bitch ex who dumped me
>I was still mad about it at the time
>Took her boyfriend out drinking as friends
>About halfway through the night I cracked a plan to get revenge on her
>At this point we're already pretty drunk and are just chilling playing some pool in our house (we rent the same house along with some other students)
>Start flirting with him, grabbing at his ass, jokingly calling him a fag etc
>One thing leads to another and soon I'm plowing his ass
>My plan is going perfectly
>Send pic related to his girlfriend
>I thought she was out of town for the weekend
>10 minutes later she busts into the house just in time to see me nut in his ass
>Turns out she never left town
>Her face when
>My face when
>Her ex boyfriend's face when

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MADMAN

nice blog

bro you're pretty cute, post more pics?

That's gay as fuck, but I commend your diabolical ways.

>>One thing leads to another and soon I'm plowing his ass
The absolute state of Veeky Forums

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you gotta do what you gotta do m8

nigga dont lie this pic is from a screencapped thread last year.
guy send this picture to another twink that got feelings for him

Yea this pic is old phony

Holy shit this cannot be real

>be me
>working as busboy in my family restaurant
>gets busy as fuck on weekends, working the saturday shift one night
>tubs of dirty dishes start to pile in our station b/c there arent any other dudes on shift and girls are weak.
>start to get my ass chewed by gay waiters because we're running out of dishes
>see the 3 girls leaving the station each with a tub of dishes each to take down to the dishwashing beaners
>"oh for fucks sake, give me those"
>take their dish tubs and stack them on top of mine, balancing a good 100 pounds of dishes and silverware
>run downstairs without breaking a single plate, come back up to the station
>overhear all the girls are gossiping about how "strong" i am and how my arms are so "big"
>yell at them to get the fuck back to work
>finish the rest of the night pissed off that I have to pick up all the heavy shit for no extra money

i'm so bad with girls man. I just want a qt gf with a nice personality but I'm such a garbage person, so it's probably never going to happen.

You're my hero

One of my favorite moments in life, cant believe its been 6 years since

>be at party
>just started lifting
>just broke up with my first gf
>its on a roof top
>manlet building is connected to the one were on
>one of the guests at the party gets into an argument with her boyfriend
>she jumps to the smaller building to get away from everyone
>her friend follows her to comfort her
>after some time they come back but they cant climb the 8-10 ftwall to hop back to our building
>people start looking for a ladder or something to help them out
>i jump down and just lift them on my shoulders so they can climb over
>i run towards wall and somehow grab the ledge and climb up
>girls friend tells me how shes so impressed
>i basixally say you liked that? You like me
>shes like yeah
>i told her i like her too

And we just start making out. Everyones confused cause she never was into guys.

they were trying to flatter you into doing their work. well done chewing them out

I remember that old thread, this is fake.

Well done. Would you suggest this as a test increasing exercise?

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That's pretty gay

Lmao

maybe the pic isnt of him which would make sense if he sent the real one on snapchat and this is just a similar example.

Someone please make one of those greentexts from the girl's perspective

>n-no homo right?

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I condone and applaud your endeavors

Kek. Old but gold

>moving into my dorm
>rolling my fridge in on a cart with no troubles
>fat guy in a fedora comes out of his room, mumbles something about a "damsel in distress" and wrestles the fridge away from me even though i said i was fine
>he visibly struggles to carry the fridge, he's shaking and his carpenter jeans are falling down
>he sets it in my fridge and stares at it, letting out a big sigh with his hands on his hips
>he turns to me, tips his hat and pushes his way out of the room
>roommate tells me the guy has his mom visit every weekend and hasnt showered in a month
>next week on my way to class he pulls my backpack off of me and starts squatting it
>every time i see him i force out a smile hoping he wont try to touch my stuff again