I was doing just fine with my life until i started lurking here and started thinking that anyone not lifting is a big fat loser or a manlet skeleton and that my wife would eventually cheat on me. So i bought whey gainer, creatine, a shaker and some gym clothing and went crazy 2 weeks ago.
My wife kept saying i was perfect the way i was but i told myself id become ripped and make her want me even more. After the first week i started being in extreme pain and today i found out i have a tore elbow ligament, a discal hernia and to top it off i have hemoroids coming out of my ass. Doctor even told me lifting heavy wheights was not natural for humans and was not healthy as it only causes pressure and damage on the body unlike swimming or running.
You started too hard and are a fucking moron, it's just natural selection at work.
Henry Thompson
This
Jordan Ward
2 weeks? Ahahahah this is bait. Your form was probably way off dude. You started for the wrong reasons so obviously you weren't gonna feel it's worthwhile, but even then 2 weeks is an extremely short time frame to realise it's not for you.
Now take your blog elsewhere and stop looking for approval/validation of your decisions from strangers on the internet
Parker Morris
Haha yeah 2 weeks of lifting caused all that, nice work soyboy
Grayson Brown
lmao how obese are you
Hunter Price
How the fuck did you bait anyone to respond to this obviously fake thread, let alone six people?
Fucking idiots.
Austin Watson
1. your doctor sounds small 2. you hurt yourself faggot, you didn't need to tear your body apart for gains
if you quit now over an injury than you don't deserve to make it
>swimming >running those are animal exercises, user only men pick up heavy shit and build stuff
Cameron Bell
i fell for that meme. started pullups and immediately got urnal nerve/tennis elbow problems that won't go away
Nathaniel Nguyen
>only men pick up heavy shit and build stuff and they use their back to do it. not "aesthetic" muscles
Lucas King
your weak lmao try doing 4 hour intense workouts six days a week while doing a 9am to 7pm job 6 days a week you colossal whiny pussy. pulled a muscle when i first started and kept pushing my self. grow a sack before you lift.
You're like that retard that squated in sandals and Jean shorts and then had the balls to blame fit memes. Lurk moar newfag.
Luis Evans
>listening to a board filled with insecure teenagers
The average age on Veeky Forums is like 19, OP.
Easton Flores
Good troll
Brandon Howard
>calling calistenics a meme i hope that's a troll seriously.
Landon Hughes
>wah wah i lifted like a retard and injured myself >therefore lifting is bad s o y
Jose Barnes
>Lifting like a tard and getting hurt >Gym is a meme guys!
Logan Scott
An intense 4 hour workout sounds fucking retarded user. And unless you are doing a split 1 rest day a week is shit. And isolating a muscle for 4 hours is also retarded. So we're left with you either lying or being retarded.
Brayden Lopez
its called football training. its not that hard after a few weeks at it. is 4 hours too much for you?
>goes crazy instead of working out his limits and working at the edge of those >buying the breaded jew protein instead of isolate >gym clothing You know how I know you didn't read the sticky?
