How do I get this body type?

Emberburn
Emberburn

How do I get this body type?

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

you must start at a young age, survive treacherous conditions and then /fraud/

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Lift hard and neglect chest

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Calisthenetics, weighted dips and pull-ups, curls

Supergrass
Supergrass

trash your childish video games and hit the gym

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Trial of the Grasses

MPmaster
MPmaster

triss best girl

askme
askme

you must be a mutant

Inmate
Inmate

How do I get badass scars like that?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

don’t eat until you can see your abs, then go to the gym for six months eating at a slight caloric surplus

that’s it

eGremlin
eGremlin

BASED

whereismyname
whereismyname

then how come yennifer is the canon best girl

Soft_member
Soft_member

That's in the books, the games take place after.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Triss is WEAK Yennefer is sassy, quick, just the right amount of bossy

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

for some reason I have a hard time enjoying english accents on girls. Not a fan

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Triss Romancers are WEAK. Life is struggle, victory is struggle, and Yennefer is struggle, but for succeeding in that struggle, you are rewarded beyond belief.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Assuming he’s 6’0” he looks about 190lbs tho

whereismyname
whereismyname

Thunderbolt potion extract, 4 scoops daily

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

agoge x childhoold
toxic trial of unflavoured creatine and TRT during puberty
constantly act like a retard and never be able to hold a conversation like a normal person x f

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

kek

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

It's not that hard

plan your meals in cycles of caloric surplus and deficit paying special attention to protein and fat, and reducing total simple carbs.
build a routine that gets you good base strength and as time goes by add on to eat accessory work, while also using cardio to match your caloric intake
repeat for 3 years
become barely above average
get some muscle juice from the big guy at the gym who seems to ALWAYS be there
become CHADGOD in 4 months just by benching light and doing some retarded ab workout

Snarelure
Snarelure

Trial of the Grasses x 1

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

She isn't. She's a lying jealous cunt.

Yenefer and Geralt have the best chemistry, anyone who says triss is best girl is falling prey to waifu faggotry. You might like triss, but geralt fits best with yennefer

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

all those fags arguing over Yennefer and Triss when true diamond like Iris exists

I pity you blind fools

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WebTool
WebTool

Triss posters confirmed for cuckolds

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Triss = clearing warehouses of rats

Yenn = infiltrated nilfgard to look for Ciri

cum2soon
cum2soon

Oh SNAP

Playboyize
Playboyize

This. Geralt is the poster child for /fraud/

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

holy i love lambert now

TechHater
TechHater

Good taste, user.

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

be <10% body fat, bro-split on a 500 cal surplus

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

But user, I damnned her to oblivion. How can I live with myself?

Spamalot
Spamalot

this is very true

you literally get the chance to ask yen in game why she cucked you and also never spent a single second looking for you after escaping the wild hunt because you traded your life for yens and her answer is...oh i didnt think about it

also she immediately fucks one of the witchers (one of lethos bros) that was helping you look for yen after you save her

i could go on. yen is a poster child for "strong independent women" in that shes rude to everyone and is a massive uncaring slut. the in game reason why she is such a terrible bitch and yet you two keep getting together is because of a genies monkey paw wish

triss on the other hand is a founding member of the bitches lodge and is a red haired pyromancer witch is a grade A paring

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

literally anti-bestgirl propaganda from a used up whore who needs a beta male to raise and pay for her adopted child

triss and lambert hate each other. also triss is the one who bought geralt to her house, it wasnt like geralt showed up unannounced and someone had to just out the window. we also know that lambert was nowhere near vizima at the time, he was out looking for shit in a different direction

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

not picking Keira Metz
What are you people even doing?

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SniperWish
SniperWish

best feets and best banging scene

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TreeEater
TreeEater

Holy shit I knew this game was known for it's details but god damn.

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