How do I get this body type?

How do I get this body type?

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you must start at a young age, survive treacherous conditions and then /fraud/

Lift hard and neglect chest

Calisthenetics, weighted dips and pull-ups, curls

trash your childish video games and hit the gym

Trial of the Grasses

triss best girl

you must be a mutant

How do I get badass scars like that?

don’t eat until you can see your abs, then go to the gym for six months eating at a slight caloric surplus

that’s it

BASED

then how come yennifer is the canon best girl

That's in the books, the games take place after.

Triss is WEAK Yennefer is sassy, quick, just the right amount of bossy

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for some reason I have a hard time enjoying english accents on girls. Not a fan

Triss Romancers are WEAK. Life is struggle, victory is struggle, and Yennefer is struggle, but for succeeding in that struggle, you are rewarded beyond belief.

Assuming he’s 6’0” he looks about 190lbs tho

Thunderbolt potion extract, 4 scoops daily

agoge x childhoold
toxic trial of unflavoured creatine and TRT during puberty
constantly act like a retard and never be able to hold a conversation like a normal person x f

kek

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It's not that hard

>plan your meals in cycles of caloric surplus and deficit paying special attention to protein and fat, and reducing total simple carbs.
>build a routine that gets you good base strength and as time goes by add on to eat accessory work, while also using cardio to match your caloric intake
>repeat for 3 years
>become barely above average
>get some muscle juice from the big guy at the gym who seems to ALWAYS be there
>become CHADGOD in 4 months just by benching light and doing some retarded ab workout

Trial of the Grasses x 1

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She isn't. She's a lying jealous cunt.

Yenefer and Geralt have the best chemistry, anyone who says triss is best girl is falling prey to waifu faggotry. You might like triss, but geralt fits best with yennefer

>all those fags arguing over Yennefer and Triss when true diamond like Iris exists

I pity you blind fools

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Triss posters confirmed for cuckolds

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Triss = clearing warehouses of rats

Yenn = infiltrated nilfgard to look for Ciri

Oh SNAP

This. Geralt is the poster child for /fraud/

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holy i love lambert now

Good taste, user.

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be

But user, I damnned her to oblivion. How can I live with myself?

this is very true

you literally get the chance to ask yen in game why she cucked you and also never spent a single second looking for you after escaping the wild hunt because you traded your life for yens and her answer is...oh i didnt think about it

also she immediately fucks one of the witchers (one of lethos bros) that was helping you look for yen after you save her

i could go on. yen is a poster child for "strong independent women" in that shes rude to everyone and is a massive uncaring slut. the in game reason why she is such a terrible bitch and yet you two keep getting together is because of a genies monkey paw wish

triss on the other hand is a founding member of the bitches lodge and is a red haired pyromancer witch is a grade A paring

literally anti-bestgirl propaganda from a used up whore who needs a beta male to raise and pay for her adopted child

triss and lambert hate each other. also triss is the one who bought geralt to her house, it wasnt like geralt showed up unannounced and someone had to just out the window. we also know that lambert was nowhere near vizima at the time, he was out looking for shit in a different direction

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>not picking Keira Metz
What are you people even doing?

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best feets and best banging scene

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Holy shit I knew this game was known for it's details but god damn.