What flavor ice cream do you want user?

>what flavor ice cream do you want user?

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"I'm cutting so..."
>Lift her up
>Put her on my shoulder
>Walk to the bedroom
>Come back, get the chocolate syrup, but put it back and then reach for the raw honey
>Ignore her as she giggles and tells me to put her down.

>brap flavor please

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

the flavor of your sweaty post workout vagina pls

>Rape her
t. Pajeet

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BRRRRRRRAAAAPPPPP

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Bitch your pants look retarded. Why do you have them pull half way up your ass with the waistband around your saggy titties. Begone thot

>Hey honey, I sure need some comfort food after my super intense workout! Good thing you bought WheyHeyâ„¢ Protein Ice Cream, a delicious creamy dessert with just as much protein as a chicken breast! Wow so many awesome flavours, I think I'll have chocolate today! How about you? Haha love you sweetie!

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pusy

BEGONE SHILL

This is now a sniffpost thread, I gotta catch em all

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That's like only 5% less autistic than posting the EAT ALL THE EGGS thing

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need to chop an ass

BRRAAAAAPPPTTTTTTFFFFFFFRRRRRTTT

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I put behind her back, put my arm around her neck and start kissing her violently

Hun, why'd you give yourself a wedgie?

damn tom was a rough nigga

Hello fellow collector

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BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

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Pussy flavored

Chocolate chip cookie dough please mama

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ay yo tom the realest nigga in the game

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Patrician

I dont understand this comic someone pls explain.

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>new qt i'm seeing has a real nice booty
zyzz was right

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>lift her up
>put her on my shoulder
>walk to the bedroom
>her face gets smashed above the door frame

oh wait you're a manlet. just kidding, she'll go through the door no problem.

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I always wonder if these serious LARPS are made tongue-in-cheek or if someone is actually this autistic

real talk nigga
u woke

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It's lent you whore dont touch that diary product. Also put on a skirt.

>new flavor
BRR-R~~AAPAAAPPLE BERRY
>description of the smell
A fart - Like a gash in flesh, the hollow wind bellows outward with a ease of passivity, floural aroma not unlike fresh picked cabbage molests my nostril, I gasp in the colors and intricacies of the smell

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it's definitely the autism

im cutting so
>lift her with one hand and crumple her into a ball
>balance the ball on my nose like a trained seal
>fugg her (im a le ebin chad)

This is cringe even for this place

anything as long as it has titty sprinkles

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alpha as fuck bro, fucking slayed it dude, keep it real my man gotta show everything you got am i right my fuckingg dudester???? high five

>Brappberry

Lol

Your ass please

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BASED

i always hope its tongue in cheek.
>still haven't given up on humanity as a whole yet

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what is the story here? that dog needs to learn some serious boundaries

You forgot to flex a 'cep

haha so funny how you unironically hate brap posting ;>D

Are you the egg guy?

is that guy in pain

Man I fucking love sniffposters.

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