This skinny virgin got to kiss Katy Perry

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

youtube.com/watch?v=7iQn-toQp6A
This skinny virgin got to kiss Katy Perry; meanwhile, you lift five times a week hoping to match with a 4/10 on Tinder.

Get fucked Veeky Forums. /mu/ wins again.

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

1/10 are you even trying bruh?

Booteefool
Booteefool

0:45 for the lazy.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Katy Perry is busted and used. She looks like a crack whore with increasingly saggy milk trucks.

farquit
farquit

That's not an accomplishment.

cum2soon
cum2soon

these
kissing Katy Perry in the height of her Miley JUST phase

likme
likme

What celebrities have you kissed? What tv shows have you been on? What YouTube videos have you been in with a million views?

That's what I thought.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Nudes when

Evilember
Evilember

Not him but I've helped with and been in a few pewdiepie videos.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Yeah and I suck Markiplier's dick while he plays vidya. Fuck off faggot.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Alright man believe what you want it's not like I make any money I just spoke to the guy on a few occasions and have been in his blog once

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

the producers are obviously telling her to open her legs up dumb shit

Playboyize
Playboyize

When she kissed that one guy at one of her concerts and she didn't have that stupid looking haircut, I would have fucking creamed my pants in that situation

When I saw this shit I really didn't think she was hot anymore, she just looks fucking stupid

Evilember
Evilember

also this shit was so fucking planned out and staged, and made me cringe. That guy is definitely not a fucking kissless virgin

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

"American Idol hopeful was 'uncomfortable' during Katy Perry kiss..."
ew.com/tv/2018/03/14/american-idol-katy-perry-kiss-benjamin-glaze/
Uhm, sweetie?

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whereismyname
whereismyname

yeah because EW definitely isn't just going along with it. I mean it's American Idol, articles and shit are written just to build up the show and get people to keep watching it. Did you seriously think that video was organic?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Started singing about kissing girls and liking it, clubbing and grinding on Rhianna who's one of the biggest dykes in pop music, always ALWAYS talks about girl power(which is just codeword for she's a dyke) and has THAT haircut now.

She's just dropping all sorts of "I DINE AT THE Y" hints now. She's not even hiding it.
At least Miley was a degenerate gross whore about it and was seen as easy pussy for anything.
Perry is just outing herself as an over the hill carpet muncher who can't play the "Young and hot but I'm a lesbian so don't hit on me silly boys" thing and went full snatch thirsty.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I don't think that's the case at all, I think she's just trying to identify with all the #resist bullshit and look like a leftist as much as possible

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I guess you consider yourself a failure then. Might as well kys if you make these important accomplishments

DeathDog
DeathDog

And what's important to you? Finally benching 2pl8 for 1 rep? Kek.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Yeah, dyke.
The whole gay as hip thing is basically over with the average normie chick, the young girls who grew up listening to her are now more then a bit aware of how gay a lot of the pop and media aimed at them is.

And that look went from being "HATE FUCK THE DYKE TILL SHE'S STRAIGHT" tier to "Gross a dyke" because of the resist stuff and lesbians being more open and the fluffy porny protection they had wrapped around themselves was voluntarily pulled off of them.

Spamalot
Spamalot

And what's important to you?

You getting this defensive shows how trivial your life is. You should definitely kys

takes2long
takes2long

A fag was uncomfortable with being kissed by a dyke?
Shocking...

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Why are you so mad?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Katy hit the wall man, its not 2011

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Yo miss me with that ugly dyke bruh

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

wanting to kiss a prostitute

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

she'd still look good as fuck if she went back to a more conventional look with the longer black hair. She just looks like a fucking clown now.

Soft_member
Soft_member

even being a kissless faggot up to that adult age

losing your first kiss to that disease ridden mouth

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girlDog
girlDog

Kissed the ugly dyke version of katy

Techpill
Techpill

I work in porn production and I get my dick sucked by porn stars who have sucked less black dick than Katy perry weekly you little shit stain

Emberfire
Emberfire

Next you'll be a navy seal, right faggot?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Kill yourself, degenerate kike.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I bet you'd let her suck your dick.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

It’s harder to find work in fast food than it is to pay a whore to fuck someone on camera

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I'm aware that this is bait but Katy Perry is fucking scum

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

She used to be hot man. What the hell happened?

Skullbone
Skullbone

I don’t want a kiss from Katy Perry

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Your post is funnier if it’s read in a Russian accent

Methshot
Methshot

this bint slept with fucking Russell Brand, she's probably still washing off grease

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Metoo

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

MK ultra jewish mind control
Oh, it's real.

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

He literally falls to the floor out of recoil. How is he supposed to be proud of that moment?

Booteefool
Booteefool

I'm a bit jealous desu, it would be nice to be passionately surprised kissed by Katy.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

she´s a roastie who already hit the wall why would I be jealous she´s hideos

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Implying any of these things are worthy goals, what are you 14?

Methnerd
Methnerd

she's very post-wall at 33. fucking gross. she got the good end of that kiss. women go downhill fast after age 25. if you haven't impregnated her before she hits 26 just dump and get a new fresh female.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Only if i wanted it to fall off, shriveled and ruined

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

she is 2/10 without makeup

Firespawn
Firespawn

imagine if an 33 year old man kissed a little girl instead. i fucking hate these people

Nojokur
Nojokur

Kissed Katy Perry
And that's supposed to be a good thing? An accomplishment?? Most the black dudes in California have probably gotten more than just a kiss from Katy Perry by now. When do you suppose that kid is gonna find out he's positive for herpes?

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Matty Perry is d3generate. I don't lift for women...i lift because I enjoy it. Trying to find women on dating applications is pathetic. Get out and meet women in real life. If you lift for women you're going to have a bad time.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

that comparison

As if, her hair is unreal in this pic.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

This triggers my mommy fetish

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Do you actually think any of those things are important you pathetic deluded piece of shit? They're just people.

Inmate
Inmate

Never kiss a whore.

DeathDog
DeathDog

When I was a kid I kissed Kevin Spacey

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

there is like a 0% chance that she doesnt have herpes right?

FastChef
FastChef

katy perry
used up skank with clear mental issues
higher than 4/10

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Snarelure
Snarelure

kek

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

katy perry used to be hot

whereismyname
whereismyname

You DO know this was scripted? Right? You DO know that, right?

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Supergrass
Supergrass

I really really like this image

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It wasn't though.

Lunatick
Lunatick

This guy married her when she was actually hot

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King_Martha
King_Martha

I don't envy him.
Imagine the ammount of makeup and STD's he got from that.

Katy pls go

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

and now he has aids.sad

idontknow
idontknow

Why bother lifting. Why do anything?

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hairygrape
hairygrape

where's his dick lol

JunkTop
JunkTop

Lol I was just listening about this on the radio. The guy says he's pissed that Katy Perry kissed him.

“I was a tad bit uncomfortable,” Mr. Glaze said by phone this week, after the incident aired on the season premiere. His first kiss was a rite of passage he had been putting off with consideration. “I wanted to save it for my first relationship,” he said. “I wanted it to be special.”

“Would I have done it if she said, ‘Would you kiss me?’ No, I would have said no,” he said. “I know a lot of guys would be like, ‘Heck yeah!’ But for me, I was raised in a conservative family and I was uncomfortable immediately. I wanted my first kiss to be special.”

Illusionz
Illusionz

Based

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

She looks like shit now. So congrats for the "win" /mu/.

SniperGod
SniperGod

shitty face, shitty hair, shitty piercing

If this is your vision of a perfect gf, you need to get out more

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Future closet serial killer

massdebater
massdebater

Damn it lads its time we surrender and give up, we just can't make it.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Definitely some whore projecting here

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Both ugly

eGremlin
eGremlin

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w8t4u
w8t4u

roastie using her position to coerce guys into kissing her
Literal abuse, will there be an other Weinstein tier shitstorm?

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

3 more days..

King_Martha
King_Martha

Is that FLOTUS?

MPmaster
MPmaster

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I was coerced into watching a whole documentary about this guy that came out a few years ago, it was supposed to make him look cool.

Long story short this guy is such a contemptible little clown it defies belief. He is easily the most contemptible of the current crop of manufactured celebrities.

If i was stuck on an elevator with him and Anita Sarkesian and i had two bullets, I'd shoot him twice and mutilate his corpse

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Can we keep /tv/ shitposting to /tv/, please? I understand that's our dumping ground and we all go there to shitpost, but that's the point: to keep it off Veeky Forums.

Also this guy's a little faggot, it wasn't even a real kiss (peck on the lips), and even burnt out KP isn't that bad.

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Flameblow
Flameblow

NO KATY PERRY... NOT LIKE THIS

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Remarkable. But think how much glorious it would have been if he had declined.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

This wasn't even a fucking kiss. Fucking hell, America is repressed.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Fuark how do I get hair like hers. I’m a guy btw

Flameblow
Flameblow

Why are you so angry user?

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Spamalot
Spamalot

Shalom, Chaim!

whereismyname
whereismyname

This shit is fake as fuck.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

And that's his fifteen minutes of fame. That's all he'll amount to.

5mileys
5mileys

Still more than you.

w8t4u
w8t4u

godamn his face gets me every fucking time

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

THEY STOLE HIS FUCKIN PECKA!

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