>youtube.com
This skinny virgin got to kiss Katy Perry; meanwhile, you lift five times a week hoping to match with a 4/10 on Tinder.
Get fucked Veeky Forums. /mu/ wins again.
>youtube.com
This skinny virgin got to kiss Katy Perry; meanwhile, you lift five times a week hoping to match with a 4/10 on Tinder.
Get fucked Veeky Forums. /mu/ wins again.
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1/10 are you even trying bruh?
0:45 for the lazy.
Katy Perry is busted and used. She looks like a crack whore with increasingly saggy milk trucks.
That's not an accomplishment.
these
>kissing Katy Perry in the height of her Miley JUST phase
What celebrities have you kissed? What tv shows have you been on? What YouTube videos have you been in with a million views?
That's what I thought.
Nudes when
Not him but I've helped with and been in a few pewdiepie videos.
Yeah and I suck Markiplier's dick while he plays vidya. Fuck off faggot.
Alright man believe what you want it's not like I make any money I just spoke to the guy on a few occasions and have been in his blog once
the producers are obviously telling her to open her legs up dumb shit
When she kissed that one guy at one of her concerts and she didn't have that stupid looking haircut, I would have fucking creamed my pants in that situation
When I saw this shit I really didn't think she was hot anymore, she just looks fucking stupid
also this shit was so fucking planned out and staged, and made me cringe. That guy is definitely not a fucking kissless virgin
>"American Idol hopeful was 'uncomfortable' during Katy Perry kiss..."
>ew.com
Uhm, sweetie?
yeah because EW definitely isn't just going along with it. I mean it's American Idol, articles and shit are written just to build up the show and get people to keep watching it. Did you seriously think that video was organic?
Started singing about kissing girls and liking it, clubbing and grinding on Rhianna who's one of the biggest dykes in pop music, always ALWAYS talks about girl power(which is just codeword for she's a dyke) and has THAT haircut now.
She's just dropping all sorts of "I DINE AT THE Y" hints now. She's not even hiding it.
At least Miley was a degenerate gross whore about it and was seen as easy pussy for anything.
Perry is just outing herself as an over the hill carpet muncher who can't play the "Young and hot but I'm a lesbian so don't hit on me silly boys" thing and went full snatch thirsty.
I don't think that's the case at all, I think she's just trying to identify with all the #resist bullshit and look like a leftist as much as possible
I guess you consider yourself a failure then. Might as well kys if you make these important accomplishments
And what's important to you? Finally benching 2pl8 for 1 rep? Kek.
Yeah, dyke.
The whole gay as hip thing is basically over with the average normie chick, the young girls who grew up listening to her are now more then a bit aware of how gay a lot of the pop and media aimed at them is.
And that look went from being "HATE FUCK THE DYKE TILL SHE'S STRAIGHT" tier to "Gross a dyke" because of the resist stuff and lesbians being more open and the fluffy porny protection they had wrapped around themselves was voluntarily pulled off of them.
>And what's important to you?
You getting this defensive shows how trivial your life is. You should definitely kys
A fag was uncomfortable with being kissed by a dyke?
Shocking...
Why are you so mad?
Katy hit the wall man, its not 2011
Yo miss me with that ugly dyke bruh
>wanting to kiss a prostitute
she'd still look good as fuck if she went back to a more conventional look with the longer black hair. She just looks like a fucking clown now.
> even being a kissless faggot up to that adult age
> losing your first kiss to that disease ridden mouth
>Kissed the ugly dyke version of katy
I work in porn production and I get my dick sucked by porn stars who have sucked less black dick than Katy perry weekly you little shit stain
Next you'll be a navy seal, right faggot?
Kill yourself, degenerate kike.
I bet you'd let her suck your dick.
It’s harder to find work in fast food than it is to pay a whore to fuck someone on camera
I'm aware that this is bait but Katy Perry is fucking scum
She used to be hot man. What the hell happened?
I don’t want a kiss from Katy Perry
Your post is funnier if it’s read in a Russian accent
this bint slept with fucking Russell Brand, she's probably still washing off grease
Metoo
MK ultra jewish mind control
Oh, it's real.
He literally falls to the floor out of recoil. How is he supposed to be proud of that moment?
I'm a bit jealous desu, it would be nice to be passionately surprised kissed by Katy.
she´s a roastie who already hit the wall why would I be jealous she´s hideos
Implying any of these things are worthy goals, what are you 14?
she's very post-wall at 33. fucking gross. she got the good end of that kiss. women go downhill fast after age 25. if you haven't impregnated her before she hits 26 just dump and get a new fresh female.
Only if i wanted it to fall off, shriveled and ruined
she is 2/10 without makeup
imagine if an 33 year old man kissed a little girl instead. i fucking hate these people
>Kissed Katy Perry
And that's supposed to be a good thing? An accomplishment?? Most the black dudes in California have probably gotten more than just a kiss from Katy Perry by now. When do you suppose that kid is gonna find out he's positive for herpes?
Matty Perry is d3generate. I don't lift for women...i lift because I enjoy it. Trying to find women on dating applications is pathetic. Get out and meet women in real life. If you lift for women you're going to have a bad time.
>that comparison
As if, her hair is unreal in this pic.
This triggers my mommy fetish
Do you actually think any of those things are important you pathetic deluded piece of shit? They're just people.
Never kiss a whore.
When I was a kid I kissed Kevin Spacey
there is like a 0% chance that she doesnt have herpes right?
>katy perry
>used up skank with clear mental issues
>higher than 4/10
kek
katy perry used to be hot
You DO know this was scripted? Right? You DO know that, right?
I really really like this image
It wasn't though.
This guy married her when she was actually hot
I don't envy him.
Imagine the ammount of makeup and STD's he got from that.
Katy pls go
and now he has aids.sad
Why bother lifting. Why do anything?
where's his dick lol
Lol I was just listening about this on the radio. The guy says he's pissed that Katy Perry kissed him.
“I was a tad bit uncomfortable,” Mr. Glaze said by phone this week, after the incident aired on the season premiere. His first kiss was a rite of passage he had been putting off with consideration. “I wanted to save it for my first relationship,” he said. “I wanted it to be special.”
“Would I have done it if she said, ‘Would you kiss me?’ No, I would have said no,” he said. “I know a lot of guys would be like, ‘Heck yeah!’ But for me, I was raised in a conservative family and I was uncomfortable immediately. I wanted my first kiss to be special.”
Based
She looks like shit now. So congrats for the "win" /mu/.
shitty face, shitty hair, shitty piercing
If this is your vision of a perfect gf, you need to get out more
Future closet serial killer
Damn it lads its time we surrender and give up, we just can't make it.
Definitely some whore projecting here
Both ugly
>roastie using her position to coerce guys into kissing her
Literal abuse, will there be an other Weinstein tier shitstorm?
3 more days..
Is that FLOTUS?
I was coerced into watching a whole documentary about this guy that came out a few years ago, it was supposed to make him look cool.
Long story short this guy is such a contemptible little clown it defies belief. He is easily the most contemptible of the current crop of manufactured celebrities.
If i was stuck on an elevator with him and Anita Sarkesian and i had two bullets, I'd shoot him twice and mutilate his corpse
Can we keep /tv/ shitposting to /tv/, please? I understand that's our dumping ground and we all go there to shitpost, but that's the point: to keep it off Veeky Forums.
Also this guy's a little faggot, it wasn't even a real kiss (peck on the lips), and even burnt out KP isn't that bad.
NO KATY PERRY... NOT LIKE THIS
Remarkable. But think how much glorious it would have been if he had declined.
This wasn't even a fucking kiss. Fucking hell, America is repressed.
Fuark how do I get hair like hers. I’m a guy btw
Why are you so angry user?
Shalom, Chaim!
This shit is fake as fuck.
And that's his fifteen minutes of fame. That's all he'll amount to.
Still more than you.
godamn his face gets me every fucking time
THEY STOLE HIS FUCKIN PECKA!