He smokes weed

>he smokes weed

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"Why did Mat get all weird and leave the party after Chad lit the blunt? He mumbled something about 'degeneracy' or something and look really nervous. I was maybe gonna fuck him."

He also breathes oxygen...better give that up or you will get Nu Male Mangitus

Stoners are literal human garbage.

>he hits the pipe
>I hit the press

I'm gonna make it. He's gonna stay Jimmy Nu-male

I fucking hate this guy. Don't even know him.

cartoon looking ass

I don't even know how you can physically get your arms that thin as a male

i quit smoking weed and masturbating at the same time.

im so much happier

People who bitch about stoners always sound so happy and fulfilled.

Lmo this is true. Moderation is the key here.

Tell me why does he wear that beard and hair? He looks completely normal without it

I quit smoking weed last year, and quit fapping at the beginning of this year. Used to be daily for weed and near daily for fappin. I smoked a little bit of weed like 6 months ago, and I have gotten drunk and fapped like 3 or 4 times this year, usually when my woman is on the rag and falls asleep too early for me to bully her into a blowjob.
Weed is fine. If you have to have a chemical vice, weed is the least harmful and can honestly be used in a positive way. Smoking weed is better than getting drunk. That being said, you shouldn't smoke weed all the god damned time, and "stoner culture" is the most cancerous garbage around. If you want to smoke a bit every week or two, it won't ruin you, but daily smoking will make you lethargic and forgetful whether you realize it or not. And fapping to porn is disgusting. Don't subjugate yourself to another man by watching him mate with a woman you find attractive. Look at lewd japanese drawings instead.

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I quit two months ago after daily use for 10 years to get my shit together and a better job
Never even really new what being sober was
But I feel much clearer and communicate better, and have been able to better focus on lifting and look forward to the "high" it brings me
Two groups of people at a music show asked if I wanted to go smoke tonight and I turned them down
Regretted it the whole ride home but I know it was the right decision

Me too...

Now I get high BEFORE I fap...

Weed is for lazy, undisciplined human wastes of space

underrated.

Been clean for almost four years. Don't miss this shit at all.

Your estrogen is gonna rise when you drink and smoke which doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll get weak or feminine but you will gain bodyfat or stall muscle growth.

I like working out while high. But I'm also just otter mode and only due swimming + body weight exercises so maybe that's why. I probably wouldn't enjoy lifting in a gym while high.

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No, honestly if I'm not /on/ when I hit the gym and have shit in my system it makes me very nervous about doing heavy lifts.

I love the rush, but benching two 100lb dumbells while high doesn't seem too enticing.

Swimming high sounds fucking sick, though. Cardio while high is the shit.

just got me excited for a blunt and morning run tomorrow. started smoking recently again so my tolerance is nothing

Swimming high is the fucking best.

never exercising and eating a diet of 1x fast food meal and doritos a day

t. have skeleton stoner friend

i'm supposed to feel bad because that guy smokes weed? he didn't even take the hit.

getting stoned is an interesting, enjoyable supplement to a workout. i bet you lift without headphones too OP

My negro

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Underrated

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>That being said, you shouldn't smoke weed all the god damned time
While weed isn't as bad as alcohol, I always compare the two. Would it be normal to drink yourself drunk every day? Of course not, so smoking weed every day shouldn't be normal either. Is it healthy to get flat out smashed every Friday and Saturday? Nope, shouldn't get high every weekend then. As long as you're not some lame faggot who denies a joint at a party or refuse to smoke up with your friends while camping, you're good. But doing it all the time is fucking stupid.

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ngl when im high i have fucking gorilla strength and i get fuckin woke. add some caffeine, maybe some cocaine, wonder what i could do. FUUUUUUARK

chad does coke

He has a gf and you don’t

How does this guy have a beard but i dont

>Don't smoke weed
>Don't judge people for smoking it

It's literally that easy

Chad doesn’t smoke weed, user

And who the fuck is this skinny twink?

The worst is, that this guy himself made himself absolutely repulsive and queery.

He's also wealthier than you, or anyone else on Veeky Forums, will ever be.

Its shit projection and not even well written.

I would rather hang with this guy over 90% of you fucks any day of the week tbqfh

I've had a half ounce under my bed for weeks and I haven't smoked in 11 days now. Same as you I smoked every day for ten years almost. It was only hard for the first few days. Now I don't even really crave it

>beard
It's not even on his face

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Kek'd
Should say soy penis or something

Theres nothing wrong with it as long as you enjoy it responsibly, are not too young and don't let it get in the way of your diet and exercise. Wadda u kno, like alcohol.
>dirty ass titanium nails

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reminder that this guy is SLAYING pussy

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you're killing yourself in the gym for no reason

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>"OH you work out user? LMAO why?"

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>Is friendzoned by one girl
>Slaying pussy

hey there jimbo

>while you were hitting the bong
I studied the BAR

Lmao

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/k/, is that you?

>party tier
Stimulants

>introspection/ wild ride tier
Psychs

>Lazy fat loser tier
Weed

>Gross middle age unhappy normies tier
Binging alcohol

>WTF are you doing tier
Opiates
Benzos

>not taking weed to amp up your psychs
>not doing dissociatives

>tfw my name is Matt
>tfw I walked away from a party once they started smoking weed and doing other shit
>tfw day after they asked me why I left and that I don't want to do the same things they do

pretty fitting, kek

drugs all around are gross and degenerate, use every once in a while, possibly fine. more than that though you are dirty and lowering your test on any drug used frequently. the ultumate chad life is being sober and improving your life

Chad does whatever. Some chads stay teetotal some chads binge everything. The drugs don't define a person nor is a person defined by the drugs they use/abuse

too true

disinfo

You don't get it. Chad eats PIZZA while you eat dry chicken out of tupperware. He could do any drug he wanted and still be Chad. Based trips has the right idea

>Unironically suggesting smoking weed and fapping to anime.
Wow, its like I am 17 again!

>Don't subjugate yourself to another man by watching him mate with a woman you find attractive.
Truth. Porn is a self-cucking. Direct attack on your self-esteem.

And yeah, weed is so-so. Using it to feel OK on day 4 of pic related but 100% drugfree is the way to go. I think anything else fucks your sleep and prevents you from really processing things, which is why you don't dream.

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Define drug

I’m high 24/7 off edibles

>Don't subjugate yourself to another man by watching him mate with a woman you find attractive.
That's what a I love about porn, a big meaty cock abusing a QT.

queer. chad is thr guy whose life is way more valuable than yours because he puts absolute focus into everythinf he does so he may leave a legacy and his name remembered. chad the man of utmost morals and doesnt care what anyone thibks about him as long as he does right by himself, his Creator and his family. he is the definition of success

even worse, as a normal man you wouldnt look at another dude's dick for any amount of time. Yet in porn you keep it in your view for extended periods of time. It may subconsciously turn you gayer and gayer if you do this for years. The shemale stuff has to come from somewhere.

Spot on, for example blowjob/handjob videos where the sole focus of the video is a big meaty cock. Leave classical conditioning to determine the rest

>Soy-Chad??

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Dead wrong. Chad is Chad because he does what he does (which can be anything) with total confidence and natural charisma. Chad isn't some ideal version of a man, it's just a guy that gets away with whatever he does, looking cool while doing it. That's not depending on what he does but how he does it.
If your ideal version of a male is someone who betters himself and leaves a legacy that's great, but that's not necesarilly chad (although it could be).

im sorry but ur version of a chad could be some degenerate drug addict who is always high and therefore in a good mood but lives on welfare. I'm not saying that he cant be socially successful but there is a big difference between being a good person and just being in a good mood.

Can we talk about drugs, bros? I'd like your opinions.

Do you guys think it's possible to smoke weed, drink, do cocaine, or whatever, more than a couple of times and still be subjective about it? I think you can try everything a few times for the experience, but I can't help thinking people who routinely smoke weed or drink are no longer doing it for the experience and are only trying to alter their minds because they're feeling some type of way. Is this ignorant? I've asked friends who say they drink "for the taste" or talk about unwinding after work with a drink if their favorite drink(s) compare to their favorite sodas or juices, and literally everyone says the latter are better if going by pure taste, so I ask how they think they're drinking subjectively and don't have some kind of problem, and they usually just change the subject or can't give me an answer. I've got a girl friend who does cocaine every so often which she says she does because she enjoys it, but like, unless you're getting higher and higher it's basically the same feeling, right? I can't help but think she's doing it because she's running from something. Or my buddy who gets baked every night despite maintaining that he's fine. If you're really fine mentally, you wouldn't need to keep doing drugs, right?

I've smoked weed, popped some pills before, and tried drinking myself, but I realized that it stopped being about the experience after the first couple of times and was about making myself feel different/better. I don't know. Drugs and alcohol almost like... disgust me now? I think you're weak if you do them regularly. Can anyone weigh in on this?

He could be, Chad is not about being a good person, just about getting away with whatever you do and looking cool while doing it. Again Chad is not an ideal male, just one that comes across as enviable (which doesn't say anything about wether or not his life is actually enviable).
As soons as you see the cracks from Chad's addicition he's not Chad anymore. That cool guy you see at a party and seems to have his life together might be horribly depressed.

I used to smoke all day everyday and while I wouldn’t consider myself a failure cause I’m doing better than 90% of my peers, it did hinder my ability to communicate cause I would overthink things . Since stopping substantially I’ve noticed I can communicate better and more alert. That said I smoke only at night when I’m not doing anything to just feel good and have some laughs with my roommate

That's a tricky question. I think that even though you've already experienced a certrain experience (like weed, coke, whatever), experiencing it again even though it will be the exact same (and let's be honest, when is that the case? Setting already makes a huge difference in how an experience is perceived) can be fun. It's like watching a movie again, it might not surprise you but if it's a good movie it will be entertaining.
Having said that though, a lot of people don't realize, let alone admit, when they're doing drugs to escape from something.

Sodas are gross, I drink black coffee because I'm a caffeine addict.
Do I actually like the taste? Is it possible for someone to actually like the taste of a bitter insecticide extracted from charred seeds? Or is it just my addiction making me pretend?
Do I actually like the taste if I believe I like it or is there an objective way to prove that my experience of taste is false?
Does it really matter?

I'm on 1.5mg benzo a day so I can leave my room and act normal
I dont like weed to be honest

weed is starting to disgust me and i've been doing it for years. it is certainly not an experience for me anymore, it is a habit. a pastime. it it difficult to say wherer the line is dawn, because i know wildly successful and attentive people who get high and don'y let it overtake them.

I drink black coffee as well, I dont necessarily like the taste but I don’t dislike it as well. My tastebuds have gotten used to it

It's fucking awesome, especially in the sea. Ended up swimming in the sea for four hours and got salt burned nipples. No regrets.

>it won't ruin you, but daily smoking will make you lethargic and forgetful whether you realize it or not
This is goddamn true. The last girl i hooked up with was a stoner (but had her shit together minus some emotional baggage) and her short term memory was TERRIBLE.

I first wondered if she even listened to me (she did give me her undivided attention) and later realized her memory is just that shit

>oners are literal human garbage.
absolutely.

oh yeah I'm sure. the state of millenials. the youtube generation. It's so disgusting.

he just inherited a disgusting world. like all millennials did

I only don’t smoke weed because I don’t know where to get it anymore now that I’m not in college. Is that pathetic?

I drink black coffee and I do it because I like the taste and the caffeine buzz. There's not much else like waking up to a cup of joe in the morning and getting ready for your day. And I've drank lots of coffee and I take pleasure in tasting the different roasts and determining what I like. I like darker roasts like French roasts or this one grind I had one with that had chicory in it. That one was delicious.

But in the same vein caffeine is a drug. I'd go as far to say it's less harmful than weed but that's just me. If I have weed around me at any time I will smoke it and vegetate all of my time away. There is no exception. Same with alcohol - if I have it I will drink it all until its gone. I know that I have an addictive personality but I usually don't drink more than a single cup of coffee a day. Maybe 2 or 3 if it's a really long and tiring day. Drugs are bad but if you can control your intake then it's no biggie.

It was basically always the same experience for me. High was high, super high was super high, every time. I think I get what you're saying about the movie, though. That you can smoke or drink or whatever with an OK state of mind and just a "why the hell not" kind of attitude, right?

I like black coffee myself, I like the bitter taste, but I only get black coffee if I go out with friends for coffee, and I only use caffeine maybe a couple times a week on lifting days when I really feel sluggish, so I don't consider myself an addict. I'm not really getting anything out of your comment. I feel like there's definitely something there, but it's not clicking. Are you saying that it doesn't matter why people do drugs and drink, let them be and/or it's whatever?

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>implying I care about females
Ngmi

If you're going to enjoy drugs, the best way to do so is occasionally.

-You use less because you're tolerance is low
-Save money on a daily basis and save money when you do decide to get high
-It hits you harder
-You aren't dependent
-You don't suffer traits of constant use of drug

>Look at lewd japanese drawings instead.
I don't see how this is any better than fapping to porn
>Don't subjugate yourself to another man by watching him mate with a woman you find attractive
>subjugate yourself to another man by watching what he has drawn from imagination

>That you can smoke or drink or whatever with an OK state of mind and just a "why the hell not" kind of attitude, right?
Exactly that, it can be just a fun time if you're smart about it. For a lot of people it turns into something more though

I have standards and he doesn't

I believe if you have your priorities straight and you're working on your goals, and you're treating it like it's basically alcohol, it won't overcome you with a little bit of willpower.
If you save it until the end of the day when all your responsibilities are taken care of, or on your day off with all your responsibilities taken care, that's treating it no different than a couple glasses of wine or a cocktail at the end of the night in my opinion at least.
Once you start doing it before work or before any other thing that requires a clear mind, that's when you develop a problem. And if you start using it medicinally you can definitely develop a dependency too. Which depending on what you're trying to medicate, maybe a dependency on weed is less harmful than a pill dependency idk I'm no doctor.

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>dissociatives

Mein Negro!

I don't have an issue with stoners, but I fail to see how people enjoy smoking weed everyday when there are a lot of better drugs out there.

WHAT THE FUCK BROS ITS NOT FAIR

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Why, they aren't that attractive and he most likely didn't fuck them.

He'll always be an unhealthy, scrawny and weak man.

Shit weights 20 pounds, you gotta be pretty fit to carry that thing