Anyway how’s your sex life Veeky Forums?

Anyway how’s your sex life Veeky Forums?

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If my sex life was a movie, it'd be called The 40 Year Old Virgin

Wabbalabbadudub!

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Exhausting at present

Wholesome

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Kind of slow right now but I should be moving to a new city soon (hopefully)

Tired of trying to meet women at bars and clubs... Hoping to find something longer term next go

Non existent.

I'm a fat fuck, but I have the traits that could make me a 20% male, so I'm working on that. When I reach that, I'll pick up a 20-something qt to raise a family with. What comes my way before that I will judge harshly and accept cautiously, but it's not something I will actively pursue.

Thinking I'm going to start cheating on my wife, desu. Sex life is dead.

>20 years old
>2nd year in Uni
>Have never seen a vagina irl

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shit since my oneitis ex left me 3 months ago, haven't even been turned on by a real life woman since, and tinder sluts do nothing for me, yet addicted to big fat black slut porn when will this pain end

Same here, it’s all so tiresome

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Extremely painful

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For you.

Frequent and enjoyable, except I seem to be unable to experience a vaginal orgasm, which sucks for both parties involved. Sigh.

In a relationship that has a slight inequity of sex drive. It's not perfect but the gap filled with blowjobs so I can't complain.

You're a big guy

>friend lives in apartment 1 block away
>we hang out daily
>girlfriend of 4 years moves in with him
>her fat ass friend is always at his place now
>fat ass friend is a 7/10 face with a 3/10 cellulite landslide body
>end up fucking the fat chick after a party at my place
>fuck her again the next weekend and realize I have to stop
>got 2 more blowjobs though
>fat chick is stalking me now
>can no longer go to friend’s house because she is there, looking for me
>cannot talk to friend on phone because it’s her asking if I’ll come over
>she texts me non fucking stop

Do not form relationships with fat people because they must consume everything until they’ve ruined it. Fat people are physical and emotional junkies.

>tfw barley any human contact in years
i honestly just want someone to hug and cuddle with on the couch

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what it's like to be a staple grain?

Care to elaborate?

what's a staple grain?

24 years old
last time i had sex was 4 years ago, maybe 5

>exercise
>work
>bills
>friends
>sleep
Literally zero clue as to how I'd make the time for a sex life. I'm coming to terms with the fact that it may never happen.

Same. I got a giant hard on when I went to the barber shop last weekend just because the lady rubbed my neck for a few seconds. Shits getting pretty desperate desu senpai. I haven't had a hug since 2013.

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barley
With a girl who dosen't have a highest sex drive (and some pain during sex) but she give me blowjobs to make up for it.

>19
>gf
>fuck every other week or so bc we both live at home and parents are always around

not gonna lie, sometimes I just wanna spoon and hold her without saying anything but she always makes it awkward to the point where I wanna leave.

I dont wanna end up like this guy but sex with my gf isnt even something I look forward to. The girl does NOTHING, absolutely starfishes and doesnt want to try anything else either. Im not a cheater but holy shit I might

just break up with her. you're 19. it's not going to last anyways

Feel your pain lads. Passionless sex is awful. Most women get so damn lazy once they're in a long term relationship.

>3/10 cellulite body
>still fuck her multiple times
You deserve what's coming to you.

I get about as much pussy as an inner city animal shelter

On week three of 2 new girls a weekend since my ex. Already got one locked down for this weekend too, probably pick the other up at a bar

Best record for promiscuity was 4 new bitches in a weekend

>>Tfw statistically a Chad, bitches call me beautiful and sexy all the time

Pretty curious, I'm not sure how I would feel in your shoes but I probably don't the whole picture

uhm about 8-9 times a week (if we counting multiple times in one day)
if not then I'd say 3 times a week would be a good estimate.
We both horny fucks

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This.
You deserve it for fucking a fat bitch.

>stopped watching porn
>not obsessed with sex anymore
>talking to qt right now
>not rushing things, actually enjoy her company
doing good fellas

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I gotchu
Cum up to AK and I'll break your brain 7 1/2 inches at a time

Been in a relationship for two years now. Sex is only fetting better but I guess there's a peak te reach before decline

Feels good having autism qt

I mean for all that its worth, she's a great girl and all, most things are fine and I dont wanna break up with someone just because of sex. She just doesn't have that much of a sex drive and I dont know what to do about it. Literally everyone my age is just about content with fucking anything and everyone but the girl I meet doesn't have a sexual bone in her body.

What makes it even more irritating is that all of her friends are whores and as dumb as it sounds I prey that it rubs off on her.

Whose in the wrong here, my gf or myself?

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>>got 2 more blowjobs though

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>Do not form relationships with fat people because they must consume everything until they’ve ruined it. Fat people are physical and emotional junkies.
literally me to a T, fml

AROUND FATTIES
NEVER APPEASE

Fuck you
>Be me
>High sex drive, can get turned on in a heartbeat, think about sex like 100 times a day
>New bf
>Virgin (not anymore lol)
>Hasn't had sex in nearly two weeks
>Masturbating isn't as fun because he's talented (eager beaver)
>To top it off, we've got matching days off and he just wants to be alone

Like what happened to my honeymoon phase?

Neither of you are in the wrong. You just met someone who is different from you in this way. You either have to be okay with it (truly okay, not just ignoring the problem), or you have to communicate by either discussing it or ending the relationship (eventually). Not everyone is perfect for everyone. That doesn't mean you can't date, but it also doesn't mean that someone is "wrong" and has to change to be "right".

tl;dr youtube.com/watch?v=QyViuXFyIE4&t=38s

You're 19, there will be others. If the sex thing bothers you this much then move on.

I understand that my current relationship might not be with the person I eventually marry but how the fuck would you guys even handle a break up of that caliber?

I've been single and I've been with her, nothing else. I have no idea of what to expect if things end between us and I dont want to turn into some emotional wreck that becomes a depressed shut in that hates life. Holy fuck this is scary to think about

This is a strict no homo thread

Pretty rare but I don't put myself out there, even though girls come on to me

I've never done it with someone I loved, or loved anyone. I kind of hardwired myself in my high school years that love will end in heartbreak if it's one sided, so I never actually fell into it

Bipolar af. I'm limpdicked because years of porn has cucked me but I've been getting better. Last Friday I was at my gf's and we just really took our time and even though I wasn't able to get it up I made her cum really hard and it was all just really nice.
Yesterday I was with her again and she just says she doesn't feel like touching me. Doesn't want to be intimate or anything, but she'll still suck me off. What followed was the most disdainful blowjob ever, even the foreplay was shit, she was always pulling back from kissing me and I felt like a fucking leper. Left early the next morning because fuck that.
Is it normal for girls to be like that? Not wanting to touch you and all? She's had some fucked up shit happen to her so I dunno if its trauma