Wake up

>wake up
>see this
*honey I made a breakfast for you*

What did you eat for breakfast today?

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BITCH ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL MY GAINS?
BEGONE FROM MY BED GAINS GOBLIN!

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shes a 4/10
at best

Really babe? Soup for breakfast?

lol fag. she is at least a 7/10 and the only reason she isnt a 9/10 is because her arms look like sticks that break on contact

>Stripper/hooker
>With shitty tattoos
>And wonky fake tits
>Eating hotel fast food
>With a knife and fork

Nigger, the only thing that hoe ever cooked was her own braincells from the amount of drugs she had to take to overcome being diddled by her step dad.

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imagine being this gay

2 bananas

Where are my protons uh!?

You know someone barely eats when they post pictures of themselves eating tons of food.

At her bodyweight she can’t be eating more than 1600 calories/day.

Thanks babe, looks good. Lets have sex first though. Can you be a peach and make spagbol for dinner too?

Nah even that would be too much. Look at her arms.

>thanks honey, I'll just have some milk

>three bowls of soup
>Three bowls of fucking soup
>THREE fucking BOWLS of fucking SOUP
>FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST

What's wrong?

that is probably the least nutritious meal I've ever seen. a couple of big macs would be better

Just a banana-milk-whey-oat shake, but I'll prepare some bacon/eggs/cheddar/raw garlic and hummus soon

STACY eats a 7 course breakfast every morning prepared by her personal chefs while YOU count calories and time your meals

just a broccoli shake

it contains 1lbs frozen broccoli and 500ml hot water

3 eggs, egg whites about 100ml or so, 2 slices of toast and 4 slices of cold turkey.

>Implying this bitch made breakfast instead of getting room service on her sugar daddy's credit card

>F I V E glasses of orange juice

>Implying this bitch would eat ANY of that

Look at how skinny she is. 5 glasses of orange juice, 3 bowls of soup? Even split up between 2 persons this amount of liquid would fill you up big time. I'd just go for burger and fries and wash it down with orange juice

Then again, she probably does not eat a 7 course meal, but rather suck the dick of the guy who took the picture. She looks like cum makes up the majority of her diet

>implying I cope

Thats the breakfast for the dudes that will fuck her in the day long gangbang.

Also sauce.

What the fuck is this Auschwitz survivor ?

Love me, cunts.

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Hard to tell with photoshop, all that makeup, and that fancy underwear that make her tits look delicious despite probably being saggy.
Definitely loses points for that tattoo of her ex boyfriend's name.
Women are tricky beasts

damn she's so fucking hot

ordering room service aint making breakfast bitch!!

sheesh man, impressive shit talking

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Only if that hips to waist ratio is real and not digitally enhanced.
Rest of her isn't that special if you've got $10K to drop on makeup and surgery

>eating breakfast

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3 cigarettes and a strawberry pop-tart

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hot? That bitch is 90% plastic. She even poses with her fucking plastic surgeon breh

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It doesn't change the fact I would fuck the shit out of her.

>implying "made breakfast" is synonymous with "ordered room service"
>implying that bitch can even prepare scrambled eggs

>carbs
>sugar
SORRY BABE I'M ALL ABOUT DAT KETO LIFE

water

>5 glasses of juice

can confirm. 2 of my anorexic exes always took pics of my food.

>orders a escort to have dinner with
fucking kek

>orders prostitute to hotel room
>calls room service
>"5 glasses of orange juice please"
>prostitute arrives
>"you don't have to tell me what happened in your life that brought you here"
>"you just have to drink these"

Kek

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Sir bantz should be a career path for you

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>he contracted the bimbo attraction virus

Tragic

good breakfast, sounds very tasty and healty