Let's try and find some new content to beat them with
/fph/ Original Content Edition
Aaron Thomas
Joseph Cox
Oh boy. I can't wait for the OC FPH thread to take off......
Landon Lopez
I'm always impressed by the nigger-length white teeshirt wearers who manage to have the same figure as a traffic cone. There is no chest, pecks or back and the shoulders barely violate archemedian cone.
Cooper Young
Fresh from /b/
Grayson Harris
Leo Brown
Eli Young
Kayden Powell
Owen Green
Aw shit nigga is that Iron Man 2 playing on the v in the background?
Luke Hughes
What the fuck why would you be fucking random fat girls you meet online when you have a wife
Evan Bell
>#effyourbeautystandards
>The very notion I should lower my standards so a group of lazy, fat lards don't have to work to be deemed attracted by the consensus
This triggers me deeply.
Noah Green
I'm guessing it was from a poly thread or some shit
Dominic Young
Jose King
Oliver Garcia
Hunter Green
Today's world is not competitive enough. Let's start my kids with -10 to constitution and charisms.
Owen Powell
Mason James
John Smith
I don't understand why people hate bullying so much these days, it's a very nice way to make weak people understand they're weak and in some cases it makes them stronger because they are now aware of their weaknesses and can work to overcome them.
Source: have done some bullying in my day and it's been pretty nice
Hunter Sanchez
ew
Noah Gray
That's great for people who actually have money, but as a poor college student, these people can jump in a hole and die
Jordan White
>Dress makes her look even fatter
Mission accomplished, I guess.
Gavin Lewis
Lucas Parker
she forgot to buy her "chub rub" bar
Mason Richardson
William Davis
>if I have kids I’m going to make them as fat as humanly possible
Jaxon Davis
Jonathan Ramirez
>Body positivity should be deluding yourself into believing there's no reason/benefit to try improving yourself
I hate this shit. Body positivity should be for people like burn victims or amputees who LITERALLY cannot change their bodies. Not people who think "I cannot stop eating or exercise, but you should still find me a sexy 10/10"
Aaron Stewart
>see note
>clearly understand banter seeing as you have a "no fat chicks - car will scrape" sticker
>laugh, do quick walk around car, see nothing
>get in car
>leave
devilish plan, she probably spent more time finding a notecard and sharpie and trying not to look too butthurt in the reflection of the window than the guy did checking his already fucked up car that he doesn't really care about
William Nelson
James Taylor
Hudson Wood
Gavin Green
Connor Reyes
Evan Rodriguez
These have to be people trolling
Zachary Phillips
Why not? Even lifting programs encourage you to have some variety. Fucking monogamy soyboys.
Elijah Cox
Jonathan Howard
More like jump in a hole and get stuck
Owen Perez
Not trolling, but so immature and angry about why society ostracizes them they reject reality in favor of a narrative that makes them the special champion of some great cause. The internet is great and creating echochambers like this, it's like incel boards and alt right blogs.
Gabriel Howard
The blog had a bunch of less troll sounding posts too but I didn't cap those. I'd post the blog but can't seem to find it again
William Watson
Eli White
>smitethepatriachy
>using inventions, technology and science made men
>live in buildings built by men
>live in comfy 1st world countries founded and protected by men
really makes the neurons synapses
Kayden Bennett
Imagine if girls with hips like that existed
Luis Watson
>google chub rub bar
>find fatty article that goes on about chafing between her legs because she doesn't have a thigh gap
Yeah, sure. Everybody who doesn't have a thigh gap constantly needs to lube that part of their body because of chafing... Jesus.
David Cox
I wish boys with hips like that existed
Chase Nelson
Jesus I have a sociology teacher that has a PhD. Almost every class she brings up "natural bodyweight" and that if you try to diet your body will just go into starvation mode and you will gain more weight.
I feel like she should be able to be sued for acting as an authority figure over nutrition and giving such blatant bad commentary.
Yeah she's fat.
Jordan Nguyen
But we DO know how to operate on fat bodies. It's just a chore, raises your chances of dying on the operating table, and we're gonna be cracking jokes about your jabba the hut looking body for the first two hours
Luke Cox
Serves you right for taking a faggot course. Who made you the authority on teaching people the right things?
Noah Reyes
A lot of colleges require you to take some form of psychology, sociology, etc
Lucas Allen
We can only wait for vr waifus, brother.
Jayden Roberts
Maybe you should quit and go to a better one.
Evan Price
I could take a language and got to watch a smol Finnish girl trying to teach people their crazy language for a couple of fun. Sounds like a much better deal than what you're getting.
Logan Baker
The only fat chick I've ever been with was only for blow jobs. She lived a mile away from my best friend, and ever other weekend I go to my friends place, we set up in the man cave and play "drunk souls" and then I'd go to her place, stick my cock in her throat, despite having the "slept on the couch in a puddle of vodka sweat all night" smell. Then I'd get up and leave. The only way I could get over how disgusting I found her was by being equally disgusting. That girl had a mouth blessed by Freya herself though.
Zachary Mitchell
My psychology class taught me how to check the efficacy of different medicines and shit for treating diseases by looking up papers and reading graphs, pretty useful.
Ethan Robinson
>Working in a gas station in early 90s
>Fat as shit woman walks in and prepays for some gas
>"Uh excuse me are those hot dogs fresh?"
>No ma'am they aren't
>"Oh well I'll take one anyways"
>Oh that's not surprising
>She immediately turns red and starts the "oh what does that mean I want to see the manager ooga wookie no solo" bullshit
>I grab the manager
>What seems to be the problem
>She retells the whole interaction.
>Without skipping a beat the manager replies
>Well ma'am you don't look the type to refuse a wiener
>Gnarly laughs were had
Bentley Davis
My psych class consisted of a crazy woman yelling about how Freud is wrong and horrible for the first 2 months.
Jace Morgan
it's just a prank bro. she didn't even scratch it
Michael Williams
Solid chuckle
Logan Anderson
Aiden Parker
Kek'd
Blake Murphy
>but make sure you work hard, Susan, because your taxes are paying for the next 30 years of my medical treatment
Luke Moore
>and then everyone clapped
Landon Hughes
Would have applauded, even as a euro
Hudson Thomas
Because mindsets like yours that treat sanctions like marriage as meaningless malleable legalities is what leads to terms like "gender fluid" and "pedosexual".
Brody Ward
sociology is even more of a joke than psychology
In terms of PhD's it goes like this:
math = physics > engineering > chemistry > life sciences >>>>>>>>> underwater basket weaving >>>>>>> mongolian falconry >>>>>>> psychology > women's studies > sociology
Ayden Harris
My last girlfriend did have hips like that. Definition of pear shaped. Mostly white, too (like a quarter native American. Gave her a neat eye shape)
Pretty cash money, desu
Mason Brown
I had once got a dress i liked and was working towarss fitting in it.
Recently my ham-mama decided to try the dress on, eventhough shes so fat idk why she would even attempt to try it on....
It ripped to peices and she threw it out.
( =_=)
Cooper James
Kevin Lopez
Gabriel Nguyen
Bentley Adams
Jacob Walker
I'd fuck that braphog out of pity.
Owen Torres
They do.
Matthew White
Angel James
>mongolian falconry
Arabian falconry is trash tier though. Most people interested in the field don't learn that until it's way too late to make the switch.
Jeremiah Reyes
Isaiah Thomas
Adrian Ward
Nicholas Ward
Jayden Brown
>that reflection
"She" looks like a female version of Jahans.
Anthony Rogers
Jayden Torres
>grew out of my jeans
Children “grow out of” their clothes
Adults just get too fat to fit in them
Christian Baker
Adam Stewart
I bullied/teased this onr guy until he decidet to come up to me and ask for some Veeky Forums advices
I ended up with a gym bro
Christopher Perry
He meant good looking ones.
Landon Torres
>don't do something unhealthy!
>What the fuck bitch I'm going to make you think I've destroyed your property that's valued at many thousands of dollars for making that asinine statement
How do they think they're the good guys
Jason Bennett
>uses contouring to make it appear like she has cheekbones
Ryan White
names?
Jason Hill
>taking care of your body by diet, exercise and food
REEEEEEEEE
She forgot to add
WE NEED TO TEACH THEM LIFESTYLE CHANGES THAT INCLUDE HEALTHY FOODS, CORRECT PORTIONING AND EXERCISE.
Dylan Smith
Wait, so he fucked that low life in the ass without a condom?
And felt "sick from the flu" a day after?
Kayden Lewis
Every time I try this as soon as I finish they ask to be my gf. How do I maintain it but not anything more?
Austin Perry
Keked.
Jacob Edwards
No effing way I had a quarter native chick too with crazy hips. No tits and almond shaped eyes. I miss that bitch.
Chase Brooks
>tramp stamps are glorified now
Jesus. I remember when only absolute gutter trash had them.
I guess I'm getting old
Andrew Richardson
She just ripped it up because she didn't want you getting thin and taking her "my genetics" excuse for not trying
Gabriel Clark
>I remember when only absolute gutter trash had them.
Still the case.
Or do you look at those pictures and think "man what a catch"?
Jose Taylor
>new My 600 lb Life
>David
>Sweet guy, loves his brother
>Aces weight loss
>Doesn't complain
>Loses even more weight
>Exercises
>Keeps working hard even after surgery
>Tries to make his brother and family healthier
I-is he gonna make it anons?
Evan Parker
yeah, sure, waste your money buying pants, then burning them, just to prove to yourself how much of an immature idiot you are, so much so that you don't even know how to buy clothes that actually fit
Noah Perez
Breast implant found inside obese woman.
Jayden Robinson
>you know how I feel about science
....what. That is the stupidest thing I've ever read. She just rejects science? All of it every single field? Well, someone better take away her computer and her beetus meds, because by golly bloodletting and smoke signals are where it's at!