>i have a boyfriend
NOOO!!!
I thought I wouldn't have to deal with this once I got Veeky Forums!
It's not fair!!!
I have a boyfriend
Landon White
Nathan Allen
ITTTSSS NOTTTTTT FAAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR
Colton Bennett
> you thought you could escape the grip of /incel/
Daniel Scott
Why did you get a boyfriend if you never wanted one?
:thinking:
Caleb Sanchez
there are literally more women on this planet than men. the odds are in your favor user.
Jason James
But I don't want any other girl, I want HER!
Jack Powell
and yet they aren't since those women want 15% of men.
Carter Phillips
Yeah but 98% of them are indian streetshitters, old people, and poor chinese farmgirls I'll never meet.
Jose Nguyen
Shit brehs, the last one I asked out was really interested in me but told me she had a boyfriend.
I'm now talking with this other shy girl, how should I go about asking her out?
Gavin Bennett
You know that's not true, stop doubting yourself.
Brody Scott
she doesn't want you
Jace Gonzalez
>Implying you wouldn't want a qt Chinese farmgirl gf to make you rice every night
Just ask if she's wants to grab lunch, then get her talking about herself.
Colton Russell
Clasic shit test mate. Ask to to go do shit together anyways. Then go out for drinks. Only if she refuses to to anything with you is it rejection
Dylan Thompson
Alright.
Leo Ortiz
>Not having multiple girlfriends
Parker Jones
Let's be honest, if you're attractive and charismatic enough they won't tell you this until late game. If you aren't just LARPing about being Veeky Forums then chances are you're not interesting enough for someone to risk their relationship for.
Michael Richardson
lots of chicks have bf's bro, and even worse most of them dont cheat. just move on to the next one dude.
Eli Reyes
>It's not fair!!!
This shit right here is more repulsive than DYELdom. OP is probably LARPing, but it needs to be said.
Parker Perry
This is a shit test, she is trying to see if you're a emotional little snowflake that will crumble if anybody touchs it. (spoiler: you're)
Just say
>"We just met and you're already talking about your problems?"
>"I'm not the jealous type"
>"Cool, i'll give him some tips"
or ignore the test and continue the conversation.
Matthew Lewis
>oneitis
William Anderson
This. Beta brain for life.
Jeremiah Bell
sure they have a boyfriend, but they've also had several men in the past, ad they also have tewo backup guys for every guy they date.
you can't win with these whores bud, do what you want