Omfg just groped a girl at the gym. nofap = rapemode

gonna kill myself tonight alradey downed a bottle of absolute

On the off chance you are serious....don't do that. Just switch gyms and never talk about this.

Just off yourself nigger

i will

Funny even if it didn't happen
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Never go back to that gym again and you'll be fine. She has no way of identifying you.

No. Its nofap not nocum.

Don't do that lad, learn from your mistakes and move on.

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Still believing the lies the jews are selling you. NOFAP is a meme, designed to get people like you into bad situations. Tyrone jacks himself off 4 times every day and bangs all the pussy he wants, meanwhile you lift and post autistic shit like this

How are the jews supposed to benefit from nofap? They are better off getting you hooked on porn and viagra.

No it's not. You autists from reddit have ruined nofap. The point of nofap is to stop watching porn and jerking off less so you make better use of your time. I see retards taking cold showers, not fucking their gfs and going on year long streaks of not jerking off. You're making it more complicated than it actually is. Fuck bitches, don't watch porn, don't jerk off by yourself and lift. THAT'S IT. No cold showers or any of that autistic monk shit.

Cold showers have actual health benefits unlike the nofap meme

have you ever seen American Werewolf in London? Basically you're at the 40 minute mark, you know somethings fucked but you don't really understand the situation. You're going to continue transforming in to a rapist and there's nothing you can do to stop it (except for whatever they do at the end of the movie to cure the dude, can't remember what that is but I'm sure it'll be a happy ending) sorry user.

Getting a cortisol spike which will lower your testosterone.

post pics

Just get a chastity cage, you'll be fine

So don't do cold showers

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Check out the chastity subreddit, they're all fucking deranged traps

>push my groin on her ass. i came almost instantly
not possible

Tell the police it was a sexual emergency. I'm sure they'll understand

>Cold showers have actual health benefits unlike the nofap meme

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She might of been into it, lots of women have rape fantasies. I would love for a cute Veeky Forums guy to push men into a corner and take advantage of me. Her not moving was a sign to go ahead and continue on.

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I often end up quitting nofap because it will get to the point where I'm trying to do schoolwork and sexual thoughts interrupt me every couple minutes and my productivity turns to shit

blacked out lol get it

they control both sides of the coin just like capitalism and communism. when some goy sees the jews in one side it will go blindly to the other

>rape fantasies
I don't think you'd like being raped user

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>walks to front desk
>"i was just sexually assaulted by a member"
>gives description
>CSR pulls up everyone logged in for the day
>begins showing femanon the faces
>"thats him"
>police called
>user gets arrested
>femanon tweets #metoo

yeah dude that's fucked and you're probably fucked too. Enjoy being known as a rapist in 2018 LOL

If she's actually underage and user is over 19 he'll probably kill himself.

Hes registered

I know those feels. I walked past a cute cunny hunny in the gym the other day. The place was packed so i didnt think anyone would notice and I just lost control and walked up behind her while she was using the bike machine and pretended like i was reaching down for a towel and started sniffing her butt. I came so fast you would not believe it.

>gf doesnt go to gym
>kept egging her to go because I secretly have no friends and I dont want to solo gym anymore
>kepts declining
>one day at the gym my baptism gold chain comes out over my shirt
>qt Korean bunny walks by me
>has the same one and come up to me
>We start talking and Im thinking about ravaging the shit out of her body in the changeroom
>Our convo ends and she walks off
>Without even thinking I give her ass a slap and say "see ya round hahaha"
>She blushes super hard and walks off
>Upon turning around my heart sinks immediately after realizing what I've done

I hope she's not there today, I have no idea how to play this off.

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if you are a 7/10 or more you are good

Literally just fuck her dude. Ask your girl permission if you care about the relationship that much. Most guys would be surprised how open women are to that if you ask and don't be a bitch about it. They like the idea of being with a man that can get any girl. Seriously.

You have to fuck the qt Koran bunny now...

You did nothing wrong if you were actually confident when it happened as you described. Just move on and either pretend it never happened or continue to chat her up.

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> not knowing the difference between cold showers and ice baths

just act like it never happened, in fact, act twice as confident now

Unironically alpha as fuck.

Inb4 cops show up at your door because of a troll thread.

>Baptized
>Running around being a degenerate

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This. Show a little class, in public at least.

Shut the fuck up Carol you're a garbage character of a whorish relationship.

Gj u got that nut, thats all that matters. Proud of you op.

rip

I think ur good bro, what are u sweating?

sounds like she enjoyed it
as much as women deny it they like the idea of rape. there's a reason it's womens #1 fantasy

Why OP killing himself over this? This is nothing. It's not like he hurt or assaulted anyone. It's Harassment at worst.

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T R A D

Congrats, OP. This is living life as it's meant to be lived. When fertile men and women are in close proximity, sexual activity is the "natural course".

This may be the worst advice I’d ever seen on this fitness related Mongolian basket weaving forum

So long as It's by a handsome gym daddy.

If this really happened you don't deserve to be in the general population.

>he doesn't want to enjoy the locker room parties

seconding, OP if you want to piss away the relationship by all means feel free to do that