Proof that being a soy boy is a mentality, not a physique
Proof that being a soy boy is a mentality, not a physique
Julian Taylor
Isaiah Hall
Even soyboys will start hitting the gym en mass and then Veeky Forums won't have any excuses.
Christian Wilson
Except he can pull that off without looking like a complete low T retard.
Carson Brooks
>square watch that’s not a smart watch
what did he mean by this
Jackson Powell
Terry Crews always makes that face. Even when he lifts
Josiah Hughes
A soyboy making that face is trying to present himself as disarming and meek as possible, as to signal that he is not a danger to the women around him. Terry looks aggressive because his eyebrows are not only pointed upwards, but he is also contracting them downwards in the middle, crunching the area between his eyes and nose. It gives the expression another meaning. Paired with the flexing of his bicep and forearm he comes of as intimidating, the exact opposite of what a soyboy is trying to achieve.
Tyler Reed
He doesn't have his mouth open with face relaxed, which is a sign of submission.
He has mouth open muscles tensed, face in more of an aggressive state.
Liam Gonzalez
It's a Bell & Ross, dickhead.
Ayden Price
There's a difference between what Terry is doing, which is feigning anger and aggressiveness...
Anthony Wright
This
Logan Parker
and what this guy is doing, which is showing submissiveness and weakness.
Easton Jackson
>trying this hard
Juan Parker
TIL having hobbies is low-test
Wyatt James
But he's not doing anything aggressive, he's just in front of a computer
Daniel Campbell
Jesus that dude really looks like he’s opening wide for his boyfriend
Daniel Martin
What you're talking about requires hard work and dedication. Strength and aesthetics can't be achieved through government handouts, trust funds, or virtue signaling.
Owen Davis
Which is why I said feigning. It's sorta his schtick
Zachary James
It’s his trademark. He’s been doing it for years in front of everything
Brandon Torres
That's not soyboy face, that's just Terry's usual screaming face, he's being doing it forever
Oliver Smith
Why did he put old spice inside?
Nathan Thomas
>His shitposting skill is so low he can't even effortpost in a shitpost thread
Lmao desu senpai
Andrew Young
Look at the fucking eyebrows
Soyboy = relaxed eyebrows indicating submission
Terry = eyebrows down and together, glare indicates aggression
You guys really are fucking autistic because you suck at reading non-verbal queues
>realise I am on Veeky Forums
Gabriel King
He has a face of rage going on, not elation. His expression says "look at how fucking baller this is, you can't compete"
Kill yourself op
Joseph Cooper
>look at the computer
>now look at the old spice inside the computer
>now look at my digits
>they are dubs
its an oldspice ad, of course hes doing his old spice face
Christian Lopez
Have you never seen Terry Crews before? The old spice ads? He always has that face while screaming, it's his signature, like the lifted eyebrow from The Rock.
There's a difference between opening the mouth and saying nothing and doing it while screaming.
Wyatt Russell
>people being happy
>oh they must be a soyboy
shut the fuck up and go back to r9k you faggot
Kayden Wood
He didn't, Jayztwocent did it when he built it for him and present it as a surprise, Terry had no clue about it
Adrian Nguyen
>hating on Terry Crews
when will the twig twinks go away
Jack Adams
k if Terry Crews isn't a soy boy, explain this
Blake Taylor
>implying lifting is not prime soyboy behavior
>implying le funny muscular negro is not a soyboy
Zachary Allen
You have no sense of humor? Stop being jelly of Terry, it's not attractive
Cooper Roberts
He's just making fun of how small your wife's tits are
Aaron Hernandez
you dont have to open your mouth like a retard to be happy s0yg0y-san
Aaron Stewart
Haha, I'm a retard. So funny!
Brandon Watson
>when the cuck licks the bull's ass
absolute kino
Asher Jenkins
He was taught by the Jews to do it
Jackson Phillips
its called bantz with the lads
Josiah Turner
lol did you lick your bulls ass clean before or after writing this
Owen Baker
This is autism.
Adam Perez
it’s ugly as fuck
literally the equivalent of putting a circle pizza inside of a square box except it serves no purpose it just makes the Watch look retarded as fuck
>BUT MUH MONEY AND HIGH CLASS
it’s still ugly no matter how much shekels it’s worth
Evan Bell
it'd look retarded on your frail baby wrist, but it looks just fine on him
Aiden Taylor
that watch would be hideous no matter who’s wrist it’s on
Chase Hill
Literally who are these faggots
John Reed
More specifically it's a lack of androgen receptors in the brain and deficiency of testosterone in the blood.