What's better: a fat ass or a squat ass?

friendly, healthy ass is best ass

>choker
Confirmed thot. Make sure she gags on your dick she's lying if she says she hasn't.

Lol it's not big, only looks big because of angle and lodorsis

This is the only correct answer

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C O P E

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Either one. Imagine being so autistic that you have to calculate the angles of a girl's ass to decide if it's an objectively viable ass or not. Like, holy shit you faggots are never gonna make it. Stay in your shed and spare the rest of us from your autism.

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implying there are two sexes

THE POOP TRUCK IS HERE!

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he is LARPing

hasn't what?

Both

fat ass that doesn't squat

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>MMMMMMMM YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
>MOST PUNGENT, MY DEAR...

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kek

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

LMAO

why is the meme a thing?

russian marxist subversion shitposters

You guys are all insane. Take a closer look at first pic. Her ass is flat and looks huge because of her obese thighs

lads
my gf has a big fat butt and ridiculous hourglass hips

soyboy detected

you tell me.

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Squats don't work ass at all =)

speaking from being with a pale white girl with a potato nigger ass, one that squats. My girls ass is still thicc af, but it would be much better if she was in better shape. But whatever, still going to fuck it anyways